Im no good at writing reviews, so I am going to type out my reactions as the movie played out
-Some pretty shitty delivery of the lines by the guys except the last guy to live. His lines "Funny, he told something similar" and "when did you learn to count" were quite good.
-Kill everybody, steal the buss, the Joker is a BOSS! You will hear this more than once!
-:funny: @ the list of Batman suspects
-This crew of fake Batmans...I like em. Though Scarecrow is dangerous. Oh heres the tumbler!
-"Loiter"
"Intimidate"
-Damn, Batman bloody! Wtf with his suit? Quick, before he gets away! *Batman crushes vehcile* nevermind...
-Hmmm....so Batman and Gordon are working together
-"I make my own luck"...thats the best you could come up with?
-Dents the fucking man. Pucnhing out the clown and he aint even finished! And geez Gyllenhaal, we get it: you want him
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Bruce asleep! And whose the "this is embarassing" clown?
-Ah, Lau is ahead of the game. Ok, getting bored, WHERE IS HE?
-JOKER! Love the extended laugh
LOVE the Magic trick
"Tuh dah, dissappeared!"
-"Mr. tv" "You think you can steal fomr us and walk outta here" - "yeah"
-Wait what, we're going to hong kong?
-Joker is a BOSS! Shows up pretending to be dead? Jesus Ledger, now your getting intense, "WHY SO SERIOUS?!" "LETS PUT A SMILE ON THAT FACE!"
-Ok, that hong kong stuff was a ight.
-oh shit they all getting arrested! Oh and bruce throwing dent a fundraiser!
-Ok, this is getting creepy..that video is creepy. That guy seemed way too real..and JESUS CHRIST!
"LOOK AT ME!"
Ledgers got the voice of a fucking monster!
-Cool party..oh shit the Judges dead! LEOB TOO! WATCH OUT HARVEY!!!
-More goodies "I HATED my father"..."Than your gonna love me!" My god did they nail the writing in this movie!
-ok, 2 things. HOW THE HELL DID THEY SURVIVE THAT FALL? AND HOW DID JOKER GET AWAY?
-Oh shit, watch out mayor! Bruce on a motorcycle
-WTF! GORDON! NO
-Geez, Dent is getting PISSED! OMG! RACHELS NEXT!
-Ok, WHAT? Dent is Batman?? Whose bright idea was that, Harvey?
-Love the chase. Joker is BOSS! "I wanna drive!"
-This is getting realllly intense..."HIT ME!"
-YES! GORDON IS BACK and "got you you sunavbitch!" BOSSERY AT ITS FINEST!
-Wait...Dent never made it back?
-"to getTHEM!" Oh bih you fuckin askin for it Joker!
-" yourself at HER!" huh! Rachel-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH SHIT!!
-Batman is PISSED oh bih!
-At this point, the film is fucking OWNING! Bale and Ledger are fucking nailing their roles, and Gordon, Eckhart, Caine, and Gyllenhaal are adding perfect contributions to makwe the main characters motive seem legit.
-Ok, I dont wanna watch this. I actually care about both of them now. Dent get the fuck outta that tape!
-no, dont fucking fall over! Damnitt Harvey get up. Rachel I dont like the sound of crying girl stop it for real I didnt expect to get this emotional
-Wait...wtf is Harvey doing here? OH FUCKKKKKKK; Joker you bitch!
-Wait! NO! Wow. That was the most powerful death scene ever and I am not playing. She just HAD to tell Harvey shed marry him to. Damn. Ok I dont like the Joker anymore. the "Its ok, ok" and seeing her face light up.
-Damn, is there a dry in the theater during that letter. I was unprepared for this shit man
-Damn Bruce, I feel for you. That SUCKS. Alfred made the right call.
-Ok, what is this CLOWN doing on tv-OH SHIT! Joker is back!
-Ok, that lamborghini joke was never funny and is way too overplayed.
-Ok, I dont want to like the Joker, but he is just such a BOSS! You think its a nurse but he fucking shoots the cops...priceless.
-".....Hiiiiiii"
-Jesus ledger, your a fucking nut and I love it! I hate the Joker but love watching him! Your owning it!
-Boss
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Gotta get that soap to clean your hands!
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Joker walking out. Whoa. that was a huge explosion!
-Ok, dents back...wtf kinda car crash that?
-Geez, huge traffic jam!
-for real, HOW IS JOKER GETTING BOMBS EVERYWHERE? W/e -Ok, this batsonar shit is lame
-Jesus Bale, just ignore Gordon and fly in!
-Ramirez you fuckin bitch I have had enough of your lame character. Dent just fuckin shoot her.
-Wtf is going on? The guys with guns are hostages?? Just where is the joker!
-DEBOE! THE HERO!
-Here we go, Bats vs. Joker, just like its supposed to be
-"No, But I know how your gonna get these!" ok, a major step down from "Im not going to kill you...but I dont have to save you"-Like the Joker speech, cant help but
at the "we're destined to do this forever" line.
-damn Joker, what a BOSS! Just chilling, upside...
-damn btw, all the speciall fx are ridic. Oscars for sure!
-Bale, chill with the voice. Its getting old.
-God damnitt, I have had enough! I cant take it anymore! Now Dents got Gordons family?
-Ok for real he's just a kid and Dents fucking freaking while Oldmans nailing his delivery
-ok bats here...wtf now hes shot! And nopw hes tackled him off! Few, my heart can stop pounding.
-Did Batman just kill somebody?
-Ight, tight speech.
-Even TIGHTER film