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Author:  Michael. [ Fri Jan 28, 2005 1:39 pm ]
Post subject:  Uwe Boll - 3 more VG movies...
Yes the most hated director in Hollywood right now rolls out the diversity carpet with.......3 more video game movies.

Fans of

FARCRY
BLOODRAYNE
and
HUNTER: THE RECKONING

start crying and ](*,) ](*,) ](*,) and ripping your eyeballs from their socket.

Rumour has it Uwe Boll has gone into hiding from a hoarde of angry game geeks.
Author:  Mister Ecks [ Fri Jan 28, 2005 2:03 pm ]
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I am so out of touch with video games. I don't know what the hell games these are. Bloodrayne I am familiar with, but the other two I either only recognize the name or don't know at all.
Author:  MGKC [ Fri Jan 28, 2005 2:08 pm ]
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These three films put together will not make over $25 million in the US. There is no appeal for video game movies anymore.
Author:  Joker's Thug #3 [ Fri Jan 28, 2005 2:17 pm ]
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I dont even think those are really popular games, whats the point in making mediocre games into movies? Not only will they suck but they will also bomb big time.
Author:  Mister Ecks [ Fri Jan 28, 2005 2:17 pm ]
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MG Casey wrote:
These three films put together will not make over $25 million in the US. There is no appeal for video game movies anymore.


Not true, entirely. I think a video game movie based on a game everyone is familiar with would do okay. Zelda comes to mind. But I can only imagine any Hollywood director would destroy a Zelda movie.
Author:  El Maskado [ Fri Jan 28, 2005 2:44 pm ]
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Vince Mcmahon will take the worst director or producer away from Uwe Boll as soon as his WWE films roll out in public. Uwe Boll should enjoy his worst director or producer involved in a movie title while it last. Dont forget that McG who gave us Charlie's Angels is directing a remake of Revenge of the Nerds starring some schmuck from the OC
Author:  bABA [ Fri Jan 28, 2005 2:55 pm ]
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Anyone seen the bloodrayne movie trailer? Horrible.

Supposedly a good game. I didn't feel like playing it past the 2nd stage.
Author:  Mister Ecks [ Fri Jan 28, 2005 3:09 pm ]
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El_masked_esteROIDe_user wrote:
Vince Mcmahon will take the worst director or producer away from Uwe Boll as soon as his WWE films roll out in public. Uwe Boll should enjoy his worst director or producer involved in a movie title while it last. Dont forget that McG who gave us Charlie's Angels is directing a remake of Revenge of the Nerds starring some schmuck from the OC


Vince McMahon isn't directing those movies. He is only executive producer. As much as I want to believe that these films (especially with Steve Austin) will suck beyond recognition, I'll have faith that they may be passable entertainment, even if just for laughs.

Edit: Just realized you said "or producer". Sorry.
Author:  Michael. [ Fri Jan 28, 2005 3:14 pm ]
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Thing is - a good, high concept video game could probobly be done right and made into a big picture - its just people like Uwe Boll are ruining the chance of seeing a Broken Sword movie or a Syberia film.

The only genre of game that can really translate is the adventure or mystery genres. Other games just digress into mindless action scenes.
Author:  andaroo1 [ Fri Jan 28, 2005 5:16 pm ]
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What about DOOM and SPY HUNTER!!! !!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !DFKASFASjfalsdjf;alsdjf
Author:  Michael. [ Fri Jan 28, 2005 5:23 pm ]
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Maybe Uwe Boll will MARRY THE OLSEN TWINS and then spawn satan children that will dominate the world after making more babies with BILL GATES creating a small army of super-spawners.
Author:  zingy [ Fri Jan 28, 2005 5:23 pm ]
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Naturalflux7 wrote:
Maybe Uwe Boll will MARRY THE OLSEN TWINS and then spawn satan children that will dominate the world after making more babies with BILL GATES creating a small army of super-spawners.


:lol:
Author:  andaroo1 [ Fri Jan 28, 2005 10:15 pm ]
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Aren't Uwe Boll's productions completely independent films?
Author:  Mister Ecks [ Fri Jan 28, 2005 10:18 pm ]
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andaroo wrote:
What about DOOM and SPY HUNTER!!! !!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !DFKASFASjfalsdjf;alsdjf


OMG, w00t! I loves The Rock!!!!1
Author:  andaroo1 [ Fri Jan 28, 2005 10:25 pm ]
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Mr. X wrote:
andaroo wrote:
What about DOOM and SPY HUNTER!!! !!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !DFKASFASjfalsdjf;alsdjf


OMG, w00t! I loves The Rock!!!!1

They should make The Rock pixelated.

Isn't Eomer the Doom guy?
Author:  Bell [ Sat Jan 29, 2005 10:16 am ]
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Bloodrayne looks good, Kritanna Loken is in. :lol:
Author:  Michael. [ Sat Jan 29, 2005 12:24 pm ]
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Kristanna Loken is indeed hot - but it must be questioned if she knew how bad a director Uwe Boll was before engaging in Bloodrayne
Author:  Michael. [ Sun Jan 30, 2005 9:10 pm ]
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Omg. How funny is this

you could almost call him
"U.Bolla"
haoahahaha!

Or "Uwe naughty Boll, no more movies from uwe."

im so HILLARIOUS and SIDE SPLITTING that you'd think im the new WILL SMITH movie, except NOT NUDE.
Author:  El Maskado [ Mon Jan 31, 2005 2:38 pm ]
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How is the name Uwe Boll pronounced?
Eww Bowl?
Ew E Bow?
U bo?

I actually feel sorry for the guy since in interviews, it really sounds like he really enjoys making movie like Ed Wood does and not only does he have a hate following but his movies bomb too. Hopefully he will improve on the quality of the movies drastically
Author:  Michael. [ Mon Jan 31, 2005 7:29 pm ]
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You-W Bowl.
Author:  Bell [ Mon Jan 31, 2005 10:13 pm ]
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Michael wrote:
Kristanna Loken is indeed hot - but it must be questioned if she knew how bad a director Uwe Boll was before engaging in Bloodrayne


yup, i wish she knew. :lol:
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