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I bet none of you will get it!

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Wed Jul 19, 2017 1:24 pm
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You design porn websites.


Wed Jul 19, 2017 1:35 pm
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A secretary for gnomes.


Wed Jul 19, 2017 1:58 pm
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Flava'd vs The World wrote:
A secretary for gnomes.



I will wait some days for people to answer

but secretary is already in the right direction

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Wed Jul 19, 2017 2:01 pm
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Fluffer

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Wed Jul 19, 2017 2:31 pm
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Waitress

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ALL WRONG!
I had to google Fluffer......Awesome!But no that is not my job.

I give a hint.

Sometimes when I make a break from work outside I meet Jesus or a famous pop singer.

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Thu Jul 20, 2017 11:14 am
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zwackerm wrote:
You design porn websites.


That's me.

Well, it's more prostitution now, but it used to be porn.


Fri Jul 21, 2017 3:44 am
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How much design really needs to go into a porn website? And why is it an ongoing venture? Surely when the porn site has been designed, your job is done. Do you ONLY specialise in porn site design? How many new porn sites and/or redesigns of porn sites are actually being done?

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Porn websites are like small children. You don't simply drop them into the world and leave them to fend for themselves, you have to take care of them.


Fri Jul 21, 2017 8:12 am
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Right, which was my inclination. You're not a porn site designer. You design, manage, maintain, and possibly develop porn sites. I'm interested in exactly what you do with porn sites.

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Fri Jul 21, 2017 9:57 am
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Not much anymore. It's not that interesting a market for us anymore with the rise of the tube sites. My job with them involved much of what you mentioned though. Concept, design, development, maintenance, promotion/marketing and optimization. When you've got enough sites running or in development, that can take a whole lot of work.

Just creating a single site is not that much work, no, but there's very few companies who do just that. And if it does grow to a size where depending on one site is possible, a ton of work will go into constant tweaks and improvements to maintain and grow your audience.


Fri Jul 21, 2017 12:11 pm
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Guess you biatches!

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Altar boy music director

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Hmm, Jesus and Madonna. He's a blackjack dealer or a pit Boss, or a really bad Televangelist.

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Fri Jul 21, 2017 3:45 pm
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Wrong!

Another obvious hint!

Jesus prays.... Madonna sings.... but you dont see Jesus or Madonna.

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Sat Jul 22, 2017 9:53 am
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ADR engineer or editor?

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I've lost interest, good luck!

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Test.

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Sun Jul 23, 2017 9:16 pm
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I work in the administration office of a psychiatric hospital.

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FILMO wrote:
I work in the administration office of a psychiatric hospital.

Maybe now u can get he help u desperately need ;)

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Mon Jul 24, 2017 2:37 am
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I work in the administration office of a psychiatric hospital.

Maybe now u can get he help u desperately need ;)


If I finally completely loose it I can ask for the key to the closed emergency station and "check" myself in
:unsure:

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FILMO, do you own chainsaws and live near Schaffhausen?

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Dude .... the guy is still walking around.

and he will be brought to another institution.

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old people with dementia or psychosis are funny.
they insult you like shit

old lady told me

"I am going to fuck you so hard in your ass you will be taken to the closed station"

Men usually insult me as

"fucking social security getting stranger from abroad"
or plain and simple as
"fucking jugo"

yeah good times

:funny:


next time I see a commercial like

"old people need good support and neighbourhood....you can help"

nope

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