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 Would you rather... (Part 48) 

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No correction on shooting the victim? Callous bastard. :P

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Haha...ok, I did read over that a 2nd and 3rd time even...yeah I was really on something today. lol


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Would you rather

- Live on a planet that is only males

- Live on a planet where you are the only male in the world, but if you touch a female in any sexual manner you will be executed

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What if the females touch you in a sexual manner?

I'm leaning toward the second one.


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That's still touching them

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Post Re: Would you rather... (Part 46)
So if a group of feminazis gangraped the only remaining male for the betterment of society, the man is executed?

Also, the way the second scenario is worded implies that the man is initiating the touching. If the female initiates the touching, why would the male be executed? If he began caressing her, sure, he's a dead man, but what if he lies there?

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Fine, if either male or female is caught sexual touching they are executed

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I won't be touching any men, so I might as well be on a planet not touching any women.


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Not touching any females is currently my life anyway, so I'd just go with that one. At least I can look at them, they could dance for me, and I could finish my load over them. ;)

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What about your wife?


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Married life isn't what you think it will be. #crymeariver

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Either.

I'm not that desperate for dick that I couldn't be happy on a planet where I'm the only man.


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Why would a gay guy not pick the all man planet?


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I figured it out. It is definitely the female one. And I will tell you why. You have a case for an argument that sex is completely non sexual. It is simply for procreation, and by result a necessity and a simple business transaction. Otherwise the species would die out.

Also think of the fame you would have. You'd be in every record book as being the only guy to ever do it. You would have:

The biggest dick
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Museums dedicated to you as being a phenomenon.

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Post Re: Would you rather... (Part 46)
zwackerm wrote:
Why would a gay guy not pick the all man planet?


Because I'm not just thinking with my dick. I generally get along better with women than I do with men.

Plus, I'd be a valuable commodity. There might not be anything sexual there, but I'd still possess the one thing that everyone else needs in order to prolong the existence of their people.


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Plus, I'd be a valuable commodity. There might not be anything sexual there, but I'd still possess the one thing that everyone else needs in order to prolong the existence of their people.


What are you imagining? Sitting on a throne and whenever a female needs some sperm, they beg you and you drip some into their vaginas? Nah mate. In the scenario where you are the only male on Earth, you will lead the life of a victim. You will be hooked up to some machine somewhere as a slave just to serve as a semen factory.

You think women are nice now, sure. But wait until their demise is upon them. They'll turn into a million crazies.

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...planet of the males it is.


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Ugh, gay! ;)

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Yes.

I was tempted to get gross just now, but I decided to keep things sanitary and withhold the title I'd claim.


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The grosser, the better.

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Would you rather...

have every single of your teeth pulled without anaesthetic

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blow a horse and swallow every day for a year

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The horse.


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The Horse...the downside, it's disgusting, but so what...the teeth pulling sounds just I-want-to-die-unbearable.


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I don't want to live without my teeth the rest of my life

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fist Algren

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be fisted by a hot celebrity of your choosing

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