Don't get too social. It really takes away from your studies. Remember, you're there to get a degree & incur a lot of debts, not party. You have the rest of you life to get wasted.

As someone who didn't fare well in college

I don't have great advice

Don't have a TV in your room. One of the best ways to spend time with other people is to watch it in the dorm common area

When it comes to romantic interest in girls on your floor who you have to live with the rest of the year, tread 10x more carefully than with other girls who you can just never see again if it doesn't work out. I would say if you get involved romantically with anyone on your floor, make sure it's someone you would date or else the drama it could create when you reject that girl, or how being linked to her makes you off bounds to the girl you like more on your floor, isn't worth it. Also never send private messages to girls on facebook and if anybody ever unfriends you just take that L and move on

I move into the dormitory on Friday! Any tips for how to be successful in school academically and socially? Besides study?

Understand that if you haven't found your best friend by the end of, like, the first weekend...it's okay. It takes time.

I found the best way to make a bunch of friends quickly was to go through rush and pledge a sorority.

How big of a school are you going to?

Avoid sorority girls:

A dusty ass female who decides to join a group of dumb cunts whom she calls "sisters" when she starts college. This girl is usually unable to find friends and be social by nature, so she must be surrounded by other slut bags like herself to build up confidence and be noticed in the college community. She pays in excess of several hundred dollars to just be part of this group of like minded bitches. On a warmer day, she may wear extra short jean shorts, with her ass sticking out the bottom of course, accompanied by a shirt showing off the letters of the cunt club she's part of. On a night out she will prep by taking many shots with the bitches surrounding her until they cannot stand, this comes into effect approximately 3-4 shots of liquor in. Her low alcohol tolerance is due to the fact that she feeds her body with only water and carrots or celery to maintain an anorexic body type because she believes she is fat. The intelligence level of this girl is the equivalent of a newborn puppy suffering from the most serious cases of Down syndrome. When talking her, she will talk only of material things and get easily distracted by the most minute things, mid conversation. When told a joke or sentence that requires some thought process, the sorority girl will initiate a reaction that the people around her are doing to hide the fact that she did not get what was said.

Don't listen to anything that piece of shit Price says.

Avoid sorority girls:

A dusty ass female who decides to join a group of dumb cunts whom she calls "sisters" when she starts college. This girl is usually unable to find friends and be social by nature, so she must be surrounded by other slut bags like herself to build up confidence and be noticed in the college community. She pays in excess of several hundred dollars to just be part of this group of like minded bitches. On a warmer day, she may wear extra short jean shorts, with her ass sticking out the bottom of course, accompanied by a shirt showing off the letters of the cunt club she's part of. On a night out she will prep by taking many shots with the bitches surrounding her until they cannot stand, this comes into effect approximately 3-4 shots of liquor in. Her low alcohol tolerance is due to the fact that she feeds her body with only water and carrots or celery to maintain an anorexic body type because she believes she is fat. The intelligence level of this girl is the equivalent of a newborn puppy suffering from the most serious cases of Down syndrome. When talking her, she will talk only of material things and get easily distracted by the most minute things, mid conversation. When told a joke or sentence that requires some thought process, the sorority girl will initiate a reaction that the people around her are doing to hide the fact that she did not get what was said.

How's your roomate?

Do y'all have anything in common?