I was working today when my friend who is straight came through my line with flowers. I asked him who they were for and he said the girlfriends name because she was in a play. I did not know who he was referring to, so I asked "is she your girlfriend?" because I knew he had one that I'd never met. He looked around before whispering "yes".

I was quite surprised he was ashamed to talk about his girlfriend in public considering he's straight as an arrow and talks about it all the time. He was out of the closet for awhile, but his parents and friends accept him now that he's back to Hetero City. Are any of you ashamed to talk about your heterosexuality in public or refer to your significant other as your girlfriend?

Are you?

When will being a hetero be the norm? It's fucking 2016 for Christ sake!!!!

I never talk about it publicly, tbh.

Be proud of your straightness, brotha

Chippy would definitely fuck Matt Bomer. Fact.

Come on Arthur, have some tact.

Who wouldn't? He is literally the best looking and hottest guy on the planet.

Admiring a guy and shoving your penis up his ass are two completely different things.

You would know, ladyboy

I would let him fuck me too.

Yes. You'd have to be a ladyboy to know the difference.

Lol

It's Britney bitch!

You're a winner, especially since she's so close to release her new single which be hopefully better than whatever Pretty Girls was.

Also thanks Mr. Ecks, i hadn't really noticed how homophic and insulting zwaxkerm was until you made this thread.

Thanks, now zwackerm, y you u such an idiot?

I joined when I was 15 and yes, i was annoying and stupid, heck, i still am, i never went fulll retard like you constantly go.


What is going on with you, little sir?

Edit: plz don't ban me.

Lol. I'm not homophobic. I have gay friends.

With benefits?

obviously