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Because FILMO has been lazy...

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A lady walks into a BMW dealership. She browses around and spots a top-of-the-line "Beemer" and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to feel the fine leather upholstery she inadvertently breaks wind. Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and prays that a salesperson doesn't pop up right now. As she turns around, her worst nightmare materialises in the form of a salesman standing right behind her. Cool as a cucumber and displaying complete professionalism, the salesman greets the lady with "Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?". Very uncomfortably, but hoping that the salesman may just not have been there at the time of her accident, she asks "Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?". He answers: "Madame, if you farted just touching it, you are going to shit yourself when I tell you the price".

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Sat Mar 19, 2016 4:12 am
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Q. Do you know a specialist on the GDPR?
A. Yes
Q. Can you give me his email address?
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The BMW one is funny.

I didn't get the GDPR joke at first, but then googling that acronym it all made sense, *chuckle*.


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A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, "I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn't bother me too much. The farts never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I've farted at least 20 times since I've been here, and I bet you didn't even notice!"

The doctor says, "I see. Take these pills and come back next week."

The next week the lady goes back. "Doctor," she says, "I don't know what the hell you gave me, but now my farts - although still silent - stink terribly."

The doctor says, "Good! Now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's work on your hearing."

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I grinned.


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It's your job to guess whether it's -sexual or -polar.


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Hehe


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