A concentration camp joke?
oh you Germans
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| Author: | FILMO [ Mon Jun 15, 2015 4:39 pm ] |
| Post subject: | A joke |
With the danger of the board closing I want at least some fun here One doctor to another. "Hey yo. I started a relationship with a patient yesterday" "So what? Happens to me all the time." "Yeah.....But you are a physician and I am a veterinarian" theheeeeeeeeee |
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| Author: | Chippy [ Mon Jun 15, 2015 4:41 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: A joke |
nice. |
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| Author: | Dr. Lecter [ Mon Jun 15, 2015 4:44 pm ] |
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A joke I learned last weekend (works only in German) Quote: Unterhalten sich ein Ami, ein Russe und ein Deutscher darüber, wer denn den größten Wald hat. Der Ami: "Unser Wald ist so groß, wenn du durchläufst, bist du erst nach 3 Wochen wieder draußen." Der Russe: "Na und? Unser Wald ist so groß, da bist du erst nach 3 Jahren wieder draußen." Der Deutsche: *lacht* "Das ist doch gar nichts. Wir haben Buchenwald, da kommst du rein, kommst nie wieder raus!" |
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| Author: | Rev [ Mon Jun 15, 2015 4:46 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: A joke |
I don't get it |
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| Author: | Chippy [ Mon Jun 15, 2015 4:48 pm ] |
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Dr. Lecter wrote: A joke I learned last weekend (works only in German) Quote: Unterhalten sich ein Ami, ein Russe und ein Deutscher darüber, wer denn den größten Wald hat. Der Ami: "Unser Wald ist so groß, wenn du durchläufst, bist du erst nach 3 Wochen wieder draußen." Der Russe: "Na und? Unser Wald ist so groß, da bist du erst nach 3 Jahren wieder draußen." Der Deutsche: *lacht* "Das ist doch gar nichts. Wir haben Buchenwald, da kommst du rein, kommst nie wieder raus!" What is Buchenwald? |
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| Author: | Chippy [ Mon Jun 15, 2015 4:49 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: A joke |
OH IT'S A CONCENTRATION CAMP THAT'S EVIL |
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| Author: | Rev [ Mon Jun 15, 2015 4:53 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: A joke |
A concentration camp joke? oh you Germans
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| Author: | FILMO [ Mon Jun 15, 2015 4:57 pm ] |
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A European woman doesnt get along with the eating habits of her cannibal friend. So she sends him to the psychiatrist. "And how was he ?" she does ask when her friend returns "Delicious" |
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| Author: | FILMO [ Mon Jun 15, 2015 5:06 pm ] |
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A man lives in the eight floor of a skyscraper and throws a slug out of the window. A year later it rings a the door and it is the slug asking "Why the fuck did you just do that?" |
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| Author: | Chippy [ Mon Jun 15, 2015 5:06 pm ] |
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Therapists are delicious! It's funny because it's true! |
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| Author: | Algren [ Mon Jun 15, 2015 6:23 pm ] |
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It appears that Swiss humour hasn't left infancy. |
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| Author: | Thegun [ Mon Jun 15, 2015 6:34 pm ] |
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A blonde and brunette are in an elevator. Suddenly an attractive guy enters and smiles at them. He turns to face the front and they notice his hair is filled with dandruff. He gets off on the next floor and they look to each other. Brunette "Wow that guy can really use Head and Shoulders" The blonde laughs in agreement and then confusingly thinks to herself "Shoulders?" |
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| Author: | Algren [ Mon Jun 15, 2015 6:53 pm ] |
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That's better. Keep those coming. |
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| Author: | Dr. Lecter [ Mon Jun 15, 2015 6:57 pm ] |
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Algren, please showcase the famous British humo(u)r. |
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| Author: | Algren [ Mon Jun 15, 2015 8:24 pm ] |
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Why do black men wear baggy trousers? Because their knee grows. |
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| Author: | Dr. Lecter [ Mon Jun 15, 2015 8:25 pm ] |
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I smiled, but I didn't laugh. Keep going. |
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| Author: | Algren [ Mon Jun 15, 2015 8:28 pm ] |
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I'm sure you've heard it before. |
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| Author: | FILMO [ Tue Jun 16, 2015 6:48 am ] |
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Not really a joke but cool Unscramble these words! 1.) PNEIS 2.) HTIELR 3.) NGGERI 4.) BUTTSXE Did you get SPINE, LITHER, GINGER and SUBTEXT? racist: What do you call two black guys in a red sleeping bag? A kitkat |
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| Author: | Chippy [ Tue Jun 16, 2015 10:20 am ] |
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| Author: | Algren [ Tue Jun 16, 2015 10:56 am ] |
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More nigger jokes please. |
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| Author: | FILMO [ Tue Jun 16, 2015 2:18 pm ] |
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Elephant asks a camel:''why do you have two boobs on your back?" Camel says to Elephant:"Thats a funny question from someone with a dick on his face." Elephant:"..." 
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| Author: | Chippy [ Tue Jun 16, 2015 2:25 pm ] |
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hehe |
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| Author: | Excel [ Tue Jun 16, 2015 2:26 pm ] |
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Trump: I'm in for 2016 World: LOL |
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| Author: | FILMO [ Tue Jun 16, 2015 5:26 pm ] |
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A hot blonde woman is walking past a school with a pig in her hands A student yells "How did you get that" The pig yells back "I won her in a raffle" |
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| Author: | Chippy [ Tue Jun 16, 2015 5:28 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: A joke |
HAHAHA |
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