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| Author: | Algren [ Fri Nov 21, 2014 7:41 am ] |
| Post subject: | LEAVE MY FOOD ALONE! |
I hate it when my wife says "Can I have a bite?" ... ARGH!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! YOU CAN'T! I'M EATING IT! I'm eating a burger!! It's not as if I am eating a damn pizza! I'm half way through this delicious burger or sandwich and I intend to finish it all. No, you can't have a damn bite!!! I've ordered the perfect amount to fill me up, now if you have a bite, I'll have to re-order!!!!!!!!!! FUCK!!!!  Then a week-long argument ensues.  Or the silent treatment. 
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| Author: | nghtvsn [ Fri Nov 21, 2014 9:59 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: LEAVE MY FOOD ALONE! |
The answer is to make yourself two of every meal you eat, so you can say "girl, your is in the fridge". |
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| Author: | Chippy [ Fri Nov 21, 2014 10:43 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: LEAVE MY FOOD ALONE! |
I don't mind sharing. |
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| Author: | Algren [ Fri Nov 21, 2014 11:30 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: LEAVE MY FOOD ALONE! |
Gamaur wrote: Get your dick out and tell her to eat that instead. Chinese have no concept of fellatio. |
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| Author: | Libs [ Fri Nov 21, 2014 3:34 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: LEAVE MY FOOD ALONE! |
| Author: | movies35 [ Fri Nov 21, 2014 3:43 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: LEAVE MY FOOD ALONE! |
Libs wrote: LMAO I WAS GOING TO POST THIS WHEN I READ THE THREAD TITLE. 
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| Author: | _axiom [ Fri Nov 21, 2014 3:46 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: LEAVE MY FOOD ALONE! |
Algren wrote: Gamaur wrote: Get your dick out and tell her to eat that instead. Chinese have no concept of fellatio. Your wife is Chinese? |
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| Author: | Algren [ Fri Nov 21, 2014 8:54 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: LEAVE MY FOOD ALONE! |
_axiom wrote: Algren wrote: Gamaur wrote: Get your dick out and tell her to eat that instead. Chinese have no concept of fellatio. Your wife is Chinese? Yup 
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| Author: | Algren [ Fri Nov 21, 2014 8:55 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: LEAVE MY FOOD ALONE! |
Libs wrote: YES! Every time something like this comes up, I also think of that. 
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| Author: | Dr. Lecter [ Fri Nov 21, 2014 8:56 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: LEAVE MY FOOD ALONE! |
Hehehe, I am actually the same. Though I act nicely, it bothers me to give away any of my food, no matter if it is a pizza or a burger. It bothers me especially if it is my last bite because for some reason I cherish it and being deprived of my last bit really annoys me. |
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| Author: | MadGez [ Sat Nov 22, 2014 3:24 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: LEAVE MY FOOD ALONE! |
Algren wrote: Gamaur wrote: Get your dick out and tell her to eat that instead. Chinese have no concept of fellatio. They do but not when you're married. |
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| Author: | MadGez [ Sat Nov 22, 2014 3:30 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: LEAVE MY FOOD ALONE! |
Algren wrote: Libs wrote: YES! Every time something like this comes up, I also think of that. Same always think of that episode too. And agree I find it really irritating too. She'll order something not as good as mine and then want to try mine. I've actually bought extra like Joey does to ensure we are both well fed lol. |
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| Author: | Algren [ Sun Nov 23, 2014 8:11 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: LEAVE MY FOOD ALONE! |
Dr. Lecter wrote: Hehehe, I am actually the same. Though I act nicely, it bothers me to give away any of my food, no matter if it is a pizza or a burger. It bothers me especially if it is my last bite because for some reason I cherish it and being deprived of my last bit really annoys me. Well, I act nicely too. My opening post is just me expressing my dislike for it in a non-wife place. |
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| Author: | Thegun [ Tue Nov 25, 2014 6:46 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: LEAVE MY FOOD ALONE! |
Asians give good head. I thought that was basic life knowledge. I'm all for sharing, but a bite of a burger, ew. Why not just chew it and spit it in her mouth like bird? Some food you just don't share. I hate when people ask me to taste something to see if it "tastes funny" |
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| Author: | Dr. Lecter [ Tue Nov 25, 2014 7:01 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: LEAVE MY FOOD ALONE! |
Thegun wrote: Asians give good head. I thought that was basic life knowledge. I'm sure you have more knowledge about that than a guy married to a Chinese. |
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| Author: | Algren [ Tue Nov 25, 2014 8:18 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: LEAVE MY FOOD ALONE! |
Thegun wrote: Asians give good head. I thought that was basic life knowledge. Whatever Las Vegas prostitute gave you that idea, an American-Asian is not the same as a real Asian. And I said Chinese have no concept of fellatio, not Asians. |
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| Author: | Dr. Lecter [ Tue Nov 25, 2014 8:20 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: LEAVE MY FOOD ALONE! |
Indeed, thegun did not contradict you. He was simply referring to his glorious Thai ladyboy experience. |
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| Author: | Algren [ Tue Nov 25, 2014 8:21 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: LEAVE MY FOOD ALONE! |
Dr. Lecter wrote: Indeed, thegun did not contradict you. He was simply referring to his glorious Thai ladyboy experience. 
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