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Chippy
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 Re: Top 5 Condiments Not wrong.
Go up to any random person on the street and ask them what their favorite condiment is and if you get more than 20% of people that list salt/pepper as a condiment, I would be amazed.
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Chippy
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Re: Top 5 Condiments Is not.
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Re: Top 5 Condiments Pepper.
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Chippy
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Re: Top 5 Condiments You used to be innovative in your trolling. Now you're a bore.
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Re: Top 5 Condiments I stopped trolling years ago.
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Chippy
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Re: Top 5 Condiments That is apparent.
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matatonio
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Re: Top 5 Condiments Magnus wrote: Caius wrote: What ranch brand is optimal? Hidden Valley? Kraft? Newman's Own? Lighthouse? Generic? Other?
I find that you can never go wrong with Hidden Valley but I have ran into a couple local variants that are better. Hidden Valley is best. I've never really had much local ranch to really say if it's better. Also, fuck "light" Ranch. Only pussies go for that. And ketchup + ranch is indeed delicious. Though mayo + ketchup is better. mayo + ketchup + pickles = thousand island.
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Jiffy
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Re: Top 5 Condiments Horseradish
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Caius
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Re: Top 5 Condiments Hollandaise sauce is pretty good but its uses are extremely limited and therefore maybe it is not a condiment. Similar to gravy or au jus not being a condiment. Plus I have never saw it packaged.
Horseradish is great but without prime rib, one would never eat it.
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Re: Top 5 Condiments As far as sauces or dips go, I pretty much only use hot sauces of various sorts. The hotter the better. I sometimes use Ketchup or Ranch. Curry Paste is alright, too.
I often include peppers (habaneros, jalapenos, cayenne, others) with most of my meals, though.
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matatonio
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Re: Top 5 Condiments Magnus wrote: matatonio wrote: Magnus wrote: Caius wrote: What ranch brand is optimal? Hidden Valley? Kraft? Newman's Own? Lighthouse? Generic? Other?
I find that you can never go wrong with Hidden Valley but I have ran into a couple local variants that are better. Hidden Valley is best. I've never really had much local ranch to really say if it's better. Also, fuck "light" Ranch. Only pussies go for that. And ketchup + ranch is indeed delicious. Though mayo + ketchup is better. mayo + ketchup + pickles = thousand island. pickles are the worst you are the worst! 
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Re: Top 5 Condiments Salt is certainly not a spice.
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Chippy
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Re: Top 5 Condiments Yeah.
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matatonio
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Re: Top 5 Condiments If you look up the word condiment from the term condimentum, literally it means spice. So, condiment and spice is the same shit. So yeah, salt is a spice AND a condiment.
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Re: Top 5 Condiments Magnus wrote: mata is right. except when it comes to pickles  ...Pickles are awesome!!
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Chippy
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Re: Top 5 Condiments BBQ sauce isn't a spice.
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Chippy
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Re: Top 5 Condiments Magnus wrote: they're disgusting. the only flaw of chick fil a is that they use pickles. THIS _________________trixster wrote: shut the fuck up zwackerm, you're out of your fucking element trixster wrote: chippy is correct
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Re: Top 5 Condiments Chippy wrote: BBQ sauce isn't a spice. its made with spices
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Chippy
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Re: Top 5 Condiments Everything is made with spices.
Everything is apparently a condiment.
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MadGez
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Re: Top 5 Condiments Kewpie Mayonaise is pretty awesome. Good choice Bradley.
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Re: Top 5 Condiments I do love condiments and sauces:
1. Mayonnaise
2. Hot English Mustard
3. Garlic Butter
4. Wasabi
5. Garlic Aioli
6. Peppercorn Sauce
7. Mushroom sauce
8. Béarnaise sauce
9. Hollandaise sauce (breakfast)
10. Blue cheese sauce
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Re: Top 5 Condiments 1. Cholula
2. Valentina's Hot Sauce
3. Frank's Red Hot Sauce
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Bradley Witherberry
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Re: Top 5 Condiments MadGez wrote: Kewpie Mayonaise is pretty awesome. Good choice Bradley. Happy to see someone here has broader tastes than Main Street, USA.
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Chippy
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Re: Top 5 Condiments Gamaur wrote:  No other sauce separates boys from men like this does. Indeed. Only boys need to pretend to be men by boasting of eating senselessly hot sauces. Real men choose a hot sauce with which they can still taste the food it is supposed to be complementing.
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