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Author:  Argos [ Thu Apr 11, 2013 1:23 pm ]
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Author:  Mister Ecks [ Thu Apr 11, 2013 1:26 pm ]
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Uh-oh, if that's true... I've seen Amour. Don't do it, Chip! Control yourself!!

Author:  Excel [ Thu Apr 11, 2013 2:02 pm ]
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The ONLY way to talk to women.

And men, too.


Author:  zingy [ Thu Apr 11, 2013 2:35 pm ]
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Where'd you go on your date? How'd you meet her?

Author:  Thegun [ Thu Apr 11, 2013 3:41 pm ]
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Internet, they skyped.

Author:  Mister Ecks [ Thu Apr 11, 2013 4:18 pm ]
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Okay guys, that's enough. Chip deserves some happiness, not teasing.

So Chip, did you two get there in time for the early bird special?

Author:  Chippy [ Fri Apr 12, 2013 10:10 am ]
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zingy wrote:
Where'd you go on your date? How'd you meet her?


Heh, actually, I met her on Instagram. We talked for a little bit on there, and then she gave me her number. We texted for a week or two before I finally asked her out. We went out to happy hour, and then we went to a place called As You Wish. (This isn't going to help the old jokes) It's a place where you go in and paint. It was really fun.

Author:  Chippy [ Fri Apr 12, 2013 10:10 am ]
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Mister Ecks wrote:
Okay guys, that's enough. Chip deserves some happiness, not teasing.

So Chip, did you two get there in time for the early bird special?


I'm so disappointed in you, X.

Author:  zingy [ Fri Apr 12, 2013 10:45 am ]
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Chippy wrote:
zingy wrote:
Where'd you go on your date? How'd you meet her?


Heh, actually, I met her on Instagram. We talked for a little bit on there, and then she gave me her number. We texted for a week or two before I finally asked her out. We went out to happy hour, and then we went to a place called As You Wish. (This isn't going to help the old jokes) It's a place where you go in and paint. It was really fun.


Wait...you met on Instagram?! I'm not even sure I know how that would happen. Is she a friend of a friend or someone with no connection to you? Were you both liking Zoey D's latest pic and called each other out?

Am I getting old that I can't fathom this?

Author:  Chippy [ Fri Apr 12, 2013 10:53 am ]
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Well, I was following this local model, and just saw a friend of hers comment on her picture so I followed her. And then randomly one day she commented on a picture of mine when I was in Romania asking about volunteering. So we just started chatting on KIK about it until she gave me her number.

Author:  Mister Ecks [ Fri Apr 12, 2013 10:56 am ]
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Chippy wrote:
Mister Ecks wrote:
Okay guys, that's enough. Chip deserves some happiness, not teasing.

So Chip, did you two get there in time for the early bird special?


I'm so disappointed in you, X.


I'm sorry, Chip. :(

I'm sure you guys will have a great time on your next date. Do I hear wedding bells? No? Uh-oh...

Author:  zingy [ Fri Apr 12, 2013 11:30 am ]
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Chippy wrote:
Well, I was following this local model, and just saw a friend of hers comment on her picture so I followed her. And then randomly one day she commented on a picture of mine when I was in Romania asking about volunteering. So we just started chatting on KIK about it until she gave me her number.


BOOM.

Author:  Algren [ Fri Apr 12, 2013 10:17 pm ]
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Image

Author:  Chippy [ Fri Apr 12, 2013 11:27 pm ]
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I HATE stepping on Lego's.

Author:  Algren [ Sat Apr 13, 2013 12:49 am ]
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Chippy wrote:
I HATE stepping on Lego's.


Stop playing with Lego then.

Author:  Libs [ Sat Apr 13, 2013 9:06 am ]
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My mom has always said passing kidney stones was more painful for her than childbirth.

Author:  Mister Ecks [ Sat Apr 13, 2013 12:57 pm ]
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Chippy wrote:
Well, I was following this local model, and just saw a friend of hers comment on her picture so I followed her. And then randomly one day she commented on a picture of mine when I was in Romania asking about volunteering. So we just started chatting on KIK about it until she gave me her number.


Ah, the ol' "Follow a local model on the internet, get a random comment from said model about the time you were in Romania volunteering, then chatting on KIK" trick. Works like a charm.

Author:  Chippy [ Mon Apr 22, 2013 1:14 pm ]
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LOL fucking women

OK, so I texted her the Saturday after the date, and told her "Hey, I like you and I would really like to see you again". She replies with "I don't know what your expectations are, but I'm not looking for a relationship right now." So I said "Ok, that's fine. No expectations, I just enjoy hanging out with you."

I haven't heard from her since! LOL what a joke.

Author:  zingy [ Mon Apr 22, 2013 6:34 pm ]
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Bitches.

Author:  Algren [ Mon Apr 22, 2013 6:41 pm ]
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:funny:

That's made my day.

Author:  Rev [ Mon Apr 22, 2013 6:44 pm ]
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Hoes be tripping

Author:  Lafin Atchu [ Tue Apr 23, 2013 3:23 am ]
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No, THIS is how you should talk to the opposite sex.


Author:  Rev [ Tue Apr 23, 2013 6:32 am ]
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Lafin Atchu wrote:
No, THIS is how you should talk to the opposite sex.


:funny:

Author:  batnanna [ Tue Apr 23, 2013 10:24 pm ]
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What a bitch!

Author:  Groucho [ Tue Apr 23, 2013 11:02 pm ]
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Libs wrote:
My mom has always said passing kidney stones was more painful for her than childbirth.


I had a professor say the same thing when I told her why I had missed a few days of classes due to kidney stones.

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