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Uh-oh, if that's true... I've seen Amour. Don't do it, Chip! Control yourself!!

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The ONLY way to talk to women.

And men, too.


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Where'd you go on your date? How'd you meet her?


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Internet, they skyped.

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Okay guys, that's enough. Chip deserves some happiness, not teasing.

So Chip, did you two get there in time for the early bird special?

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zingy wrote:
Where'd you go on your date? How'd you meet her?


Heh, actually, I met her on Instagram. We talked for a little bit on there, and then she gave me her number. We texted for a week or two before I finally asked her out. We went out to happy hour, and then we went to a place called As You Wish. (This isn't going to help the old jokes) It's a place where you go in and paint. It was really fun.

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Okay guys, that's enough. Chip deserves some happiness, not teasing.

So Chip, did you two get there in time for the early bird special?


I'm so disappointed in you, X.

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zingy wrote:
Where'd you go on your date? How'd you meet her?


Heh, actually, I met her on Instagram. We talked for a little bit on there, and then she gave me her number. We texted for a week or two before I finally asked her out. We went out to happy hour, and then we went to a place called As You Wish. (This isn't going to help the old jokes) It's a place where you go in and paint. It was really fun.


Wait...you met on Instagram?! I'm not even sure I know how that would happen. Is she a friend of a friend or someone with no connection to you? Were you both liking Zoey D's latest pic and called each other out?

Am I getting old that I can't fathom this?


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Well, I was following this local model, and just saw a friend of hers comment on her picture so I followed her. And then randomly one day she commented on a picture of mine when I was in Romania asking about volunteering. So we just started chatting on KIK about it until she gave me her number.

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Chippy wrote:
Mister Ecks wrote:
Okay guys, that's enough. Chip deserves some happiness, not teasing.

So Chip, did you two get there in time for the early bird special?


I'm so disappointed in you, X.


I'm sorry, Chip. :(

I'm sure you guys will have a great time on your next date. Do I hear wedding bells? No? Uh-oh...

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Chippy wrote:
Well, I was following this local model, and just saw a friend of hers comment on her picture so I followed her. And then randomly one day she commented on a picture of mine when I was in Romania asking about volunteering. So we just started chatting on KIK about it until she gave me her number.


BOOM.


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I HATE stepping on Lego's.

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Chippy wrote:
I HATE stepping on Lego's.


Stop playing with Lego then.

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My mom has always said passing kidney stones was more painful for her than childbirth.


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Chippy wrote:
Well, I was following this local model, and just saw a friend of hers comment on her picture so I followed her. And then randomly one day she commented on a picture of mine when I was in Romania asking about volunteering. So we just started chatting on KIK about it until she gave me her number.


Ah, the ol' "Follow a local model on the internet, get a random comment from said model about the time you were in Romania volunteering, then chatting on KIK" trick. Works like a charm.

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LOL fucking women

OK, so I texted her the Saturday after the date, and told her "Hey, I like you and I would really like to see you again". She replies with "I don't know what your expectations are, but I'm not looking for a relationship right now." So I said "Ok, that's fine. No expectations, I just enjoy hanging out with you."

I haven't heard from her since! LOL what a joke.

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Bitches.


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:funny:

That's made my day.

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Hoes be tripping

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No, THIS is how you should talk to the opposite sex.



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No, THIS is how you should talk to the opposite sex.


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What a bitch!

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Libs wrote:
My mom has always said passing kidney stones was more painful for her than childbirth.


I had a professor say the same thing when I told her why I had missed a few days of classes due to kidney stones.

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