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 Happy Birthday, Groucho! 
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Here's my awesome birthday gift to you. TonyMontana, eat your heart out.

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Happy Birthday!


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Happy Birthday 2 U.

Enjoy your day.

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Dear: ___Groucho___,

____ Merry
_X__ Happy
____ Get
____ Congratulations on your
____ Sorry About Your

____ Christmas
____ Holidays
____ Fucked
____ Finally Having Sex With Another Human Being Who Was Willing and Sober
____ Well Soon.
__X_ Birthday
____ Belated Birthday (our tardiness was all Snrub's fault.)
____ Dead Pet Iguana
____ Other weird religious holiday
____ Checked for STD's. Snrub has crabs.
____ Obtaining a High School Equivalency Diploma via the internet

This letter confirms that you had a personal interaction with Tony and Snrub on or around your birthday.

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(I hope somebody gets a dead pet iguana soon so we can use this letter for something else other than birthdays...)

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Happy Birthday!!!!!!

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Happy brithday! :)


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HBD!


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Happy Birthday!!!

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Wow, thank you everyone! I didn't even see this thread until today (the day after my birthday). :thumbsup:

It's always nice when youngsters are nice to us old folks.

(Bought myself a droid for my birthday)...

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Which one? There are so many due to Verizon's convoluted marketing?

Droid Incredible?
Droid?
Droid X?
etc.

Oh and Happy Birthday!

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Eagle wrote:
Which one? There are so many due to Verizon's convoluted marketing?

Droid Incredible?
Droid?
Droid X?
etc.

Oh and Happy Birthday!


The one with the keyboard attached!

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Happy birthday, my favorite over-30, Groucho Marx-obsessed, lawyer KJ poster!

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Fuck, the old bastard's 57. ;)

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Oh hey thanks everyone except Algren! I just saw this resurrected thread! :) :thumbsup: ;)

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I'm the only one that even gave a shit.

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Belated Happy Birthday to one of the old timers.

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Algren wrote:
I'm the only one that even gave a shit.


DIY gifts are the most special.


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Algren wrote:
I'm the only one that even gave a shit.

:thumbsup:

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Happy Birthday to the RT Picker Game Creator!


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Now he's 59! Fuck. Retirement next, then he look forward to a care home.

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Now he's 59! Fuck. Retirement next, then he look forward to a care home.

Get off my lawn!
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Happy birthday!


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Groucho seems younger than 59 certainly.


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Groucho seems younger than 59 certainly.


Thanks.

But also, you'll find that when you're young, 59 seems incredibly old. But once you get there, it's not that bad.

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Belated Birthday wishes Groucho.


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