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Well of course it's over. If I were a woman I might probably tolerate one or two max indiscretions but 4, 8, 10 other ladies...

Now we can see why she went medieval on his ass. I still held Tiger in high regard even after the first two but this is crazy. I can assume he wanted kids and that's why he hooked up with Elan but to mess around with all these other ladies and expect it to never get out. I heard on some blurb that players on tour knew he was doing this so it just befuddles me how he would do something like this.

You'd think that when he eventually gets around to beating Jack's record they'll be talking about him being the greatest ever but not with this cloud, this hurricane, this endless overcast weather that will be with him year after year as long as he's married.

Then again, we did have a pig get elected President...Twice so maybe there's hope yet.

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I can confirm here at The World of KJ that tomorrow I will be going public with my affair with Tiger Woods. It's true he doesn't wear condoms, I have the fetus to prove it.

Look for my dramatic interview on Entertainment Tonight.

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I can confirm here at The World of KJ that tomorrow I will be going public with my affair with Tiger Woods. It's true he doesn't wear condoms, I have the fetus to prove it.

Look for my dramatic interview on Entertainment Tonight.


Your a lucky woman... You'll end up a rich rich woman$$$$$$$ like the other 3 will, or is it 2?? Wait?? How many women is cheetah, er, I mean Tiger banging??? :-k

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I can confirm here at The World of KJ that tomorrow I will be going public with my affair with Tiger Woods. It's true he doesn't wear condoms, I have the fetus to prove it.

Look for my dramatic interview on Entertainment Tonight.


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Tiger Woods is sure a smart one, isn't he? Did he think the truth would never come out? The public is the reason for him making so much money. Now that he's screwed up royally, it's our right to tear him down.


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racist.

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too much man?

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Anybody hear about Shaq's affairs. He had a 5 year affair with player Gilbert Arenas' wife that's now getting paternenity test level heated (she's currently pregnant)... Now a 2nd affair's come out with him and another player's wife (Damien Wilkins). I guess there's rightly more outrage around Tiger because he's the white man's black man. Still though. Pretty funny.

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and shaq is a joke at this point

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Anybody hear about Shaq's affairs. He had a 5 year affair with player Gilbert Arenas' wife that's now getting paternenity test level heated (she's currently pregnant)... Now a 2nd affair's come out with him and another player's wife (Damien Wilkins). I guess there's rightly more outrage around Tiger because he's the white man's black man. Still though. Pretty funny.


I hadn't heard that one. That's going to cause a little tension on the court when the two teams play, I would think.

It's definitely not unusual for atheletes to have affairs, or to go around raping people like Kobe or Big Ben... I do wonder why the Woods one has become such a big deal. Only thing I can figure is that we all kind of expected Kobe to be a dick who would rape people, but never guessed Tiger would be whoring around. Maybe the expectation is a bigger factor than the actual act?

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Shack wrote:
Anybody hear about Shaq's affairs. He had a 5 year affair with player Gilbert Arenas' wife that's now getting paternenity test level heated (she's currently pregnant)... Now a 2nd affair's come out with him and another player's wife (Damien Wilkins). I guess there's rightly more outrage around Tiger because he's the white man's black man. Still though. Pretty funny.


I hadn't heard that one. That's going to cause a little tension on the court when the two teams play, I would think.

It's definitely not unusual for atheletes to have affairs, or to go around raping people like Kobe or Big Ben... I do wonder why the Woods one has become such a big deal. Only thing I can figure is that we all kind of expected Kobe to be a dick who would rape people, but never guessed Tiger would be whoring around. Maybe the expectation is a bigger factor than the actual act?


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Woods is taking an indefinite leave from golf: http://sports.espn.go.com/golf/news/story?id=4735593.

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Yeah, the timing works out for him, but it is also the first time he publicly acknowledged infidelity. This thing is spinning out of control faster than I ever expected.

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That "going on hiatus" move can be seen as a compromise deal with his endorsed company Nike Golf. No worries, our endorsement king will be back!


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I just can't believe this is getting all the attention it has.. :funny:

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So about those sponsors not abandoning Tiger? Not so much anymore.

Accenture calls it quits with Tiger

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Have enough Tiger's mistresses come forward where we can rate them on a scale of 1-10?


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Have enough Tiger's mistresses come forward where we can rate them on a scale of 1-10?


What is the current count?


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Man black people get so much shit.

That fucking old douchebag Letterman should have been fired and the media should have ruined his image but he is white so they didn't. If he was black then I bet he would have lost his job.

Next up president obama..


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Man black people get so much shit.

That fucking old douchebag Letterman should have been fired and the media should have ruined his image but he is white so they didn't. If he was black then I bet he would have lost his job.

Next up president obama..


Well, in Letterman's defense he has weathered criticism before such as the Palin fallout where he had to apologize and when that scandal broke he came right out an apologized on his show. He used his platform to his benefit and joked about himself and his situation and people got over it like that.

Tiger doesn't have that platform and in Dave's case I only recall 2-3 people but Tiger's closet is very wide...

Also, he didn't apologize live and in person immediately.

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Man black people get so much shit.

That fucking old douchebag Letterman should have been fired and the media should have ruined his image but he is white so they didn't. If he was black then I bet he would have lost his job.

Next up president obama..


Well, in Letterman's defense he has weathered criticism before such as the Palin fallout where he had to apologize and when that scandal broke he came right out an apologized on his show. He used his platform to his benefit and joked about himself and his situation and people got over it like that.

Tiger doesn't have that platform and in Dave's case I only recall 2-3 people but Tiger's closet is very wide...

Also, he didn't apologize live and in person immediately.

You're downplaying what Letterman did, though. He was messing around with people that worked directly under him (pun intended). This is 100% unethical and may be borderline illegal. Most companies would've fired an executive that did that.

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Like what I heard Boris Becker said about Tiger....who must have done the same thing in his teens...just not as much based on this quote.

>>>>>>>>> "I was shocked by the dimensions, the frequency," he said. "All the things he would have had to cover up, just logistically -- how did he manage to do it? He must constantly be changing phones to cover up his tracks."


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