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nghtvsn
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Joined: Fri Mar 11, 2005 7:13 pm Posts: 11015 Location: Warren Theatre Oklahoma
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Re: BREAKING NEWS: Tiger Woods in car crash, "serious condition"
Well of course it's over. If I were a woman I might probably tolerate one or two max indiscretions but 4, 8, 10 other ladies...
Now we can see why she went medieval on his ass. I still held Tiger in high regard even after the first two but this is crazy. I can assume he wanted kids and that's why he hooked up with Elan but to mess around with all these other ladies and expect it to never get out. I heard on some blurb that players on tour knew he was doing this so it just befuddles me how he would do something like this.
You'd think that when he eventually gets around to beating Jack's record they'll be talking about him being the greatest ever but not with this cloud, this hurricane, this endless overcast weather that will be with him year after year as long as he's married.
Then again, we did have a pig get elected President...Twice so maybe there's hope yet.
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Korrgan
problem?
Joined: Tue Oct 19, 2004 6:52 am Posts: 15515 Location: Bait Shop
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Re: BREAKING NEWS: Tiger Woods in car crash, "serious condition"
I can confirm here at The World of KJ that tomorrow I will be going public with my affair with Tiger Woods. It's true he doesn't wear condoms, I have the fetus to prove it.
Look for my dramatic interview on Entertainment Tonight.
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STEVE ROGERS
The Greatest Avenger EVER
Joined: Fri Oct 29, 2004 4:02 am Posts: 18501
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Re: BREAKING NEWS: Tiger Woods in car crash, "serious condition"
Korrgan wrote: I can confirm here at The World of KJ that tomorrow I will be going public with my affair with Tiger Woods. It's true he doesn't wear condoms, I have the fetus to prove it.
Look for my dramatic interview on Entertainment Tonight. Your a lucky woman... You'll end up a rich rich woman$$$$$$$ like the other 3 will, or is it 2?? Wait?? How many women is cheetah, er, I mean Tiger banging???
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Tue Dec 08, 2009 5:22 am |
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nghtvsn
Extraordinary
Joined: Fri Mar 11, 2005 7:13 pm Posts: 11015 Location: Warren Theatre Oklahoma
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Re: BREAKING NEWS: Tiger Woods in car crash, "serious condition"
Korrgan wrote: I can confirm here at The World of KJ that tomorrow I will be going public with my affair with Tiger Woods. It's true he doesn't wear condoms, I have the fetus to prove it.
Look for my dramatic interview on Entertainment Tonight. You're Fierce!
_________________ 2009 World of KJ Fantasy Football World Champion Team MVP : Peyton Manning : Record 11-5 : Points 2669.00 [b]FREE KORRGAN 45TH PRESIDENT OF THE U.S.A. DONALD J. TRUMP #MAGA #KAG! 10,000 post achieved on - Posted: Wed May 16, 2018 7:49 pm
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Harry Warden
Orphan
Joined: Thu Jun 09, 2005 5:47 pm Posts: 19747
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Re: BREAKING NEWS: Tiger Woods in car crash, "serious condition"
Tiger Woods is sure a smart one, isn't he? Did he think the truth would never come out? The public is the reason for him making so much money. Now that he's screwed up royally, it's our right to tear him down.
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Tue Dec 08, 2009 7:55 pm |
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Chippy
KJ's Leading Pundit
Joined: Tue Oct 12, 2004 4:45 pm Posts: 63026 Location: Tonight... YOU!
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Re: BREAKING NEWS: Tiger Woods in car crash, "serious condition"
racist.
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Jim Halpert
Stanley Cup
Joined: Sat Aug 26, 2006 1:52 pm Posts: 6981 Location: Hockey Town
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Re: BREAKING NEWS: Tiger Woods in car crash, "serious condition"
Gamaur wrote: Chip, your avatar is too much man. Every time you respond to something I get a semi that's pretty pathetic
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trixster
loyalfromlondon
Joined: Wed Oct 13, 2004 6:31 pm Posts: 19697 Location: ville-marie
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Re: BREAKING NEWS: Tiger Woods in car crash, "serious condition"
too much man?
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Shack
Devil's Advocate
Joined: Sun Jul 31, 2005 2:30 am Posts: 37977
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Re: BREAKING NEWS: Tiger Woods in car crash, "serious condition"
Anybody hear about Shaq's affairs. He had a 5 year affair with player Gilbert Arenas' wife that's now getting paternenity test level heated (she's currently pregnant)... Now a 2nd affair's come out with him and another player's wife (Damien Wilkins). I guess there's rightly more outrage around Tiger because he's the white man's black man. Still though. Pretty funny.
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Excel
Superfreak
Joined: Sat Aug 20, 2005 12:54 am Posts: 21882 Location: Places
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Re: BREAKING NEWS: Tiger Woods in car crash, "serious condition"
and shaq is a joke at this point
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TonyMontana
Undisputed WoKJ DVD King
Joined: Thu Oct 14, 2004 8:55 am Posts: 16278 Location: Counting the 360 ways I love my Xbox
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Re: BREAKING NEWS: Tiger Woods in car crash, "serious condition"
Shack wrote: Anybody hear about Shaq's affairs. He had a 5 year affair with player Gilbert Arenas' wife that's now getting paternenity test level heated (she's currently pregnant)... Now a 2nd affair's come out with him and another player's wife (Damien Wilkins). I guess there's rightly more outrage around Tiger because he's the white man's black man. Still though. Pretty funny. I hadn't heard that one. That's going to cause a little tension on the court when the two teams play, I would think. It's definitely not unusual for atheletes to have affairs, or to go around raping people like Kobe or Big Ben... I do wonder why the Woods one has become such a big deal. Only thing I can figure is that we all kind of expected Kobe to be a dick who would rape people, but never guessed Tiger would be whoring around. Maybe the expectation is a bigger factor than the actual act?
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Chippy
KJ's Leading Pundit
Joined: Tue Oct 12, 2004 4:45 pm Posts: 63026 Location: Tonight... YOU!
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Re: BREAKING NEWS: Tiger Woods in car crash, "serious condition"
TonyMontana wrote: Shack wrote: Anybody hear about Shaq's affairs. He had a 5 year affair with player Gilbert Arenas' wife that's now getting paternenity test level heated (she's currently pregnant)... Now a 2nd affair's come out with him and another player's wife (Damien Wilkins). I guess there's rightly more outrage around Tiger because he's the white man's black man. Still though. Pretty funny. I hadn't heard that one. That's going to cause a little tension on the court when the two teams play, I would think. It's definitely not unusual for atheletes to have affairs, or to go around raping people like Kobe or Big Ben... I do wonder why the Woods one has become such a big deal. Only thing I can figure is that we all kind of expected Kobe to be a dick who would rape people, but never guessed Tiger would be whoring around. Maybe the expectation is a bigger factor than the actual act?DING DING DING!
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xiayun
Extraordinary
Joined: Tue Oct 12, 2004 3:41 pm Posts: 25109 Location: San Mateo, CA
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Re: BREAKING NEWS: Tiger Woods in car crash, "serious condition"
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xiayun
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Joined: Tue Oct 12, 2004 3:41 pm Posts: 25109 Location: San Mateo, CA
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Re: BREAKING NEWS: Tiger Woods in car crash, "serious condition"
Yeah, the timing works out for him, but it is also the first time he publicly acknowledged infidelity. This thing is spinning out of control faster than I ever expected.
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i.hope
Defeats all expectations
Joined: Fri May 26, 2006 5:04 pm Posts: 6665
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Re: BREAKING NEWS: Tiger Woods in car crash, "serious condition"
That "going on hiatus" move can be seen as a compromise deal with his endorsed company Nike Golf. No worries, our endorsement king will be back!
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STEVE ROGERS
The Greatest Avenger EVER
Joined: Fri Oct 29, 2004 4:02 am Posts: 18501
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Re: BREAKING NEWS: Tiger Woods in car crash, "serious condition"
I just can't believe this is getting all the attention it has..
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Krem
Cream of the Crop
Joined: Wed Nov 29, 2006 8:04 pm Posts: 2035 Location: Citizens Bank Park
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Re: BREAKING NEWS: Tiger Woods in car crash, "serious condition"
So about those sponsors not abandoning Tiger? Not so much anymore. Accenture calls it quits with Tiger
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El Maskado
Arrrrrrrrrrgggghhhhhhhhhh!
Joined: Tue Oct 12, 2004 8:17 pm Posts: 21572
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Re: BREAKING NEWS: Tiger Woods in car crash, "serious condition"
Have enough Tiger's mistresses come forward where we can rate them on a scale of 1-10?
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Price
Gamaur's sex slave
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Re: BREAKING NEWS: Tiger Woods in car crash, "serious condition"
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i.hope
Defeats all expectations
Joined: Fri May 26, 2006 5:04 pm Posts: 6665
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Re: BREAKING NEWS: Tiger Woods in car crash, "serious condition"
El Murato wrote: Have enough Tiger's mistresses come forward where we can rate them on a scale of 1-10? What is the current count?
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MARVEL_ROCKS
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Re: BREAKING NEWS: Tiger Woods in car crash, "serious condition"
Man black people get so much shit.
That fucking old douchebag Letterman should have been fired and the media should have ruined his image but he is white so they didn't. If he was black then I bet he would have lost his job.
Next up president obama..
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nghtvsn
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Re: BREAKING NEWS: Tiger Woods in car crash, "serious condition"
LadiesMan217 wrote: Man black people get so much shit.
That fucking old douchebag Letterman should have been fired and the media should have ruined his image but he is white so they didn't. If he was black then I bet he would have lost his job.
Next up president obama.. Well, in Letterman's defense he has weathered criticism before such as the Palin fallout where he had to apologize and when that scandal broke he came right out an apologized on his show. He used his platform to his benefit and joked about himself and his situation and people got over it like that. Tiger doesn't have that platform and in Dave's case I only recall 2-3 people but Tiger's closet is very wide... Also, he didn't apologize live and in person immediately.
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Krem
Cream of the Crop
Joined: Wed Nov 29, 2006 8:04 pm Posts: 2035 Location: Citizens Bank Park
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Re: BREAKING NEWS: Tiger Woods in car crash, "serious condition"
nghtvsn wrote: LadiesMan217 wrote: Man black people get so much shit.
That fucking old douchebag Letterman should have been fired and the media should have ruined his image but he is white so they didn't. If he was black then I bet he would have lost his job.
Next up president obama.. Well, in Letterman's defense he has weathered criticism before such as the Palin fallout where he had to apologize and when that scandal broke he came right out an apologized on his show. He used his platform to his benefit and joked about himself and his situation and people got over it like that. Tiger doesn't have that platform and in Dave's case I only recall 2-3 people but Tiger's closet is very wide... Also, he didn't apologize live and in person immediately. You're downplaying what Letterman did, though. He was messing around with people that worked directly under him (pun intended). This is 100% unethical and may be borderline illegal. Most companies would've fired an executive that did that.
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Tue Dec 15, 2009 12:42 pm |
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Grill
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Re: BREAKING NEWS: Tiger Woods in car crash, "serious condition"
Like what I heard Boris Becker said about Tiger....who must have done the same thing in his teens...just not as much based on this quote.
>>>>>>>>> "I was shocked by the dimensions, the frequency," he said. "All the things he would have had to cover up, just logistically -- how did he manage to do it? He must constantly be changing phones to cover up his tracks."
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Tue Dec 22, 2009 12:48 pm |
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Argos
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Re: BREAKING NEWS: Tiger Woods in car crash, "serious condition"
w/e
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