Compared to me, the one and only Kwah Migee, you're a big bore
Your flow would make a well-mannered guy like William Hung snore
If anyone ever quotes or appreciates your upcoming lil' song
I'll buy you an extravagent Hummer over 70 feet long.
With that baby, you wouldn't have to play hooky
"Jon's got that thing? I thought he was a cookie!"
But that ain't gonna happen. No, never.
Even a 3 year old can't admire you. He knows Shaquille O' Neal's better.
Call me what you like. Call me a massive stoner.
That don't change the fact that you're one big loner
Gettin' out and explorin' the world might help you write
Neo's mom is free. Stay with her for a long and sexy night
She'll inspire you. She'll show you the path to good intercourse
At age 40, she's got enough stamina to fuck the entire Naval Force
I haven't tried her, though. That's just what Mr. T said.
Though, she must be great if she can handle his mass in bed
I'm serious, Jon. Don't ignore me cuz I once did crack
We all know that true skills you surely lack
So, continue. Firmly hold your crotch and continue actin' black
But, just succumb to the power of a Kwah Migee attack.
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