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Box
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 Have You Ever Watched Porn Online? I'm just asking, ok? Have you?
_________________In order of preference: Christian, Argos MadGez wrote: Briefs. Am used to them and boxers can get me in trouble it seems. Too much room and maybe the silkiness have created more than one awkward situation. My Box-Office Blog: http://boxofficetracker.blogspot.com/
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Chippy
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Re: Have You Ever Watched Porn Online? Seriously?
Does the pope shit in the woods?
_________________trixster wrote: shut the fuck up zwackerm, you're out of your fucking element trixster wrote: chippy is correct
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Box
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Re: Have You Ever Watched Porn Online? Munkpool wrote: Seriously?
Does the pope shit in the woods? Of course not, he's old and frail. So I assume you have not seen porn online? _________________In order of preference: Christian, Argos MadGez wrote: Briefs. Am used to them and boxers can get me in trouble it seems. Too much room and maybe the silkiness have created more than one awkward situation. My Box-Office Blog: http://boxofficetracker.blogspot.com/
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Johnny Dollar
The Lubitsch Touch
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Re: Have You Ever Watched Porn Online? Would you classify something viewed on the internet for masturbatory purposes, yet that does not depict sex, porn?
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Chippy
KJ's Leading Pundit
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Re: Have You Ever Watched Porn Online? _________________trixster wrote: shut the fuck up zwackerm, you're out of your fucking element trixster wrote: chippy is correct
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Box
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Re: Have You Ever Watched Porn Online? Ok, you are literally the most boring person I have ever met online, ever. Like literally after yoshue, that's exactly what you are. _________________In order of preference: Christian, Argos MadGez wrote: Briefs. Am used to them and boxers can get me in trouble it seems. Too much room and maybe the silkiness have created more than one awkward situation. My Box-Office Blog: http://boxofficetracker.blogspot.com/
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trixster
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Re: Have You Ever Watched Porn Online? yoshue wrote: Would you classify something viewed on the internet for masturbatory purposes, yet that does not depict sex, porn? I think 2 Girls 1 Cup still could be said to constitute sex. _________________Magic Mike wrote: zwackerm wrote: If John Wick 2 even makes 30 million I will eat 1,000 shoes. Same. Algren wrote: I don't think. I predict. 
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Korrgan
problem?
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Re: Have You Ever Watched Porn Online? I actually like to go to UselessJunk.com sometimes and watch crap like people breaking their penises during sex and other porn mishaps. Porn can be more comedic than 30 Rock.
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Box
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Re: Have You Ever Watched Porn Online? Korrgan wrote: I actually like to go to UselessJunk.com sometimes and watch crap like people breaking their penises during sex and other porn mishaps. Porn can be more comedic than 30 Rock. that's very wrong. very wrong. also, wtf, how can you break your penis? _________________In order of preference: Christian, Argos MadGez wrote: Briefs. Am used to them and boxers can get me in trouble it seems. Too much room and maybe the silkiness have created more than one awkward situation. My Box-Office Blog: http://boxofficetracker.blogspot.com/
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Box
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Re: Have You Ever Watched Porn Online? ok, also, i don't mean to be stupid, but can a penis grow back when you break it?
_________________In order of preference: Christian, Argos MadGez wrote: Briefs. Am used to them and boxers can get me in trouble it seems. Too much room and maybe the silkiness have created more than one awkward situation. My Box-Office Blog: http://boxofficetracker.blogspot.com/
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Jesus Christ
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Re: Have You Ever Watched Porn Online? _________________ You will know me now.
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Mister Ecks
New Server, Same X
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Re: Have You Ever Watched Porn Online? Box, you do know why there's an internet right? Cause I think you missed the point of it all.
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Libs
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Re: Have You Ever Watched Porn Online? yoshue wrote: Would you classify something viewed on the internet for masturbatory purposes, yet that does not depict sex, porn? Uhh what does that meannnnnn Does DINOTURTLE get off on clowns or something random like that?
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Mister Ecks
New Server, Same X
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Re: Have You Ever Watched Porn Online? The only reason we have non-porn sites is so we'll have something to look at while the porn loads.
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Re: Have You Ever Watched Porn Online? My iPhone needs porn stat!
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Re: Have You Ever Watched Porn Online? If you haven't used the internet to watch porn before, please get rid of it.
_________________Japan Box Office “Gods are great ... but the heart is greater. For it is from our hearts they come, and to our hearts they shall return.”
“We were like gods at the dawning of the world, & our joy was so bright we could see nothing else but the other.”
“There are three things all wise men fear: the sea in storm, a night with no moon, and the anger of a gentle man.”
“You have to pretend you get an endgame. You have to carry on like you will; otherwise, you can't carry on at all.”
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Chippy
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Re: Have You Ever Watched Porn Online? Corpse wrote: If you haven't used the internet to watch porn before, please get rid of it. By it he means your penis/vagina. _________________trixster wrote: shut the fuck up zwackerm, you're out of your fucking element trixster wrote: chippy is correct
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Libs
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Re: Have You Ever Watched Porn Online? Magnus wrote: Libs wrote: yoshue wrote: Would you classify something viewed on the internet for masturbatory purposes, yet that does not depict sex, porn? Uhh what does that meannnnnn Have you seriously never jacked off to just images of hot naked people? I don't have a penis Magnus.
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Mister Ecks
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Re: Have You Ever Watched Porn Online? Libs wrote: Magnus wrote: Libs wrote: yoshue wrote: Would you classify something viewed on the internet for masturbatory purposes, yet that does not depict sex, porn? Uhh what does that meannnnnn Have you seriously never jacked off to just images of hot naked people? I don't have a penis Magnus.
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Korrgan
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Re: Have You Ever Watched Porn Online? Libs wrote: Magnus wrote: Libs wrote: yoshue wrote: Would you classify something viewed on the internet for masturbatory purposes, yet that does not depict sex, porn? Uhh what does that meannnnnn Have you seriously never jacked off to just images of hot naked people? I don't have a penis Magnus.  _________________
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Re: Have You Ever Watched Porn Online? Magnus wrote: Libs wrote: I don't have a penis Magnus. True. But that doesn't change the fact that it's quite easy and normal and obvious to jack off to naked pictures of hot chicks. Well, obviously. I thought DINOTURTLE was asking if masturbating to something entirely non-sexual counted.
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Libs
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Re: Have You Ever Watched Porn Online? Korrgan wrote: Libs wrote: Magnus wrote: Libs wrote: yoshue wrote: Would you classify something viewed on the internet for masturbatory purposes, yet that does not depict sex, porn? Uhh what does that meannnnnn Have you seriously never jacked off to just images of hot naked people? I don't have a penis Magnus. I love that movie!
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Korrgan
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Re: Have You Ever Watched Porn Online? Libs wrote: Korrgan wrote: Libs wrote: Magnus wrote: Libs wrote: yoshue wrote: Would you classify something viewed on the internet for masturbatory purposes, yet that does not depict sex, porn? Uhh what does that meannnnnn Have you seriously never jacked off to just images of hot naked people? I don't have a penis Magnus. I love that movie! _________________
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Re: Have You Ever Watched Porn Online? Mister Ecks wrote: The only reason we have non-porn sites is so we'll have something to look at while the porn loads. Dr. Cox: I'm pretty sure that if anyone ever did take all the porn off the internet than there'd be only one site left and it would be called "Bring back the porn!" _________________Mr. R wrote: Malcolm wrote: You seem to think threatening violence against people is perfectly okay because you feel offended by their words, so that's kind of telling in itself. Exactly. If they don't know how to behave, and feel OK offending others, they get their ass kicked, so they'll think next time before opening their rotten mouths.
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Korrgan
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Re: Have You Ever Watched Porn Online? This really was a re-re question to ask, Boxington. Not all of us are as an introverted mess and scared of our own desires like you are. I can imagine you watching a gay porn and feeling bad about the feelings it causes your penis to make against your pants.
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