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Author:  Neostorm [ Sat Feb 19, 2005 1:25 pm ]
Post subject:  Rap-off... Join the boredom.
I'm sooo boreddddddd so i'm creating this game.

Basically every post has to be a rap against the poster above. Nothing harsh pls and try to be funny 8-[ Also pls feel free to use your momma jokes or any type of joke. Nothing is intended to be serious. But like i said nothing harsh if you know the other person wont like it

I'll start and anyone feel free to join in.. *crickets*


So i'm sitting on my desk, i'm bored to death
My rhymes are so bad it'll make you green like Seth.
You think you're better than me cause you like movies that are full corn.
But i'm the leading man, with angelina in a porn.

*cough*
Author:  Neostorm [ Sat Feb 19, 2005 2:27 pm ]
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No one wants to join me, i'm still bored as bee
Nobody loves me, i'm like a leper with HIV
I better leave now before i get beaten with sticks
I'll sit on the floor and play with the crickets.
Author:  xXVincentxX [ Sat Feb 19, 2005 3:16 pm ]
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Typing fast, and blinking nonstop
You make me wonder why you are on top.
With all your likes and dislikes
One things for sure, you know your taste is a delight.
Full of action, and bullets flying around
It makes me tougher to know you will be in town.

I know it sucks, but hey, I tried. :-#
Author:  dolcevita [ Sat Feb 19, 2005 3:22 pm ]
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Tougher is better if anything goes,
'Lest there be a breakdown due to your woes,
but let us not forget when neostorm's a'commin'
that aside from Angelina, who got paid, all the ladies will skip town runnin'.

But that is perhaps a complement to dear storm,
becuase from the experience a new view shall be born.
Bullets and ducking mean little to none,
if there be not enough ladies in on the fun.

Folly in all her grace to behold,
will send them all scampering in return ten-fold.
For who could miss out on such action as this?
A WorldofKJ rap off that no-one should miss. :wink:
Author:  Neostorm [ Sat Feb 19, 2005 3:44 pm ]
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=D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D>

Omg nice ones pink and dolce... now i have to try to respond... *thinks* .. :D :P
Author:  Neostorm [ Sat Feb 19, 2005 4:08 pm ]
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Ms. Jolie is a treat, I'll call you when she's in town.
I can't believe Ms. Dolce called her a prostitute, that she get's paid do go down
Dolce walks around posting about Mooolade and these foreign flicks,
She has upper class taste, but deep in her heart, her favourite movie is white chicks.
After watching that movie, she changed Motorcycle Diary's grade from "A" to "D"
Whatever you do don't disturbe her or Pink as they're watching their beloved Gigli.
Author:  dolcevita [ Sat Feb 19, 2005 4:32 pm ]
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J.Lo can go back to Brooklyn for all I care.
Her grating personality is too much to bare.
But Jolie is in a league of her own,
and Mr. and Mrs. Smith it is well reknown,
Is one of my most anticipated flicks.
Yes, even I occassionally get my kicks.

But silly me, from an A to a D?
That would drop Diaries below Hero's C.
But whatever it takes, I will certainly persue,
To ensure Bad Education gets its' full due.

As for you my dear signore,
You'll have to proccur whittier lines, what a bore.
Its too easy to make fun of Gigli,
When in the efforts of trying to diss me.

Only it doesn't make sense, why not go for the jugular?
Cut to the bone, sir, since we've raised the bar,
and the WorldofKJ rap-off will need assistance in going far.

Perhaps there is some fodder in my ability to whine?
Just a suggstion as I sit here, relaxing, and sipping my wine. :wink:
Author:  torrino [ Sat Feb 19, 2005 4:43 pm ]
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Let me diss all y'all in a couple hours. I've just got to go retrieve that dusty, crusty, and rusty rhyming dictionary... :razz:
Author:  Neostorm [ Sat Feb 19, 2005 4:58 pm ]
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Dolce you spit out lines that are great,
Continue to mock as you sip on that grape.
You think highly of Bernal, but he's no man.
In Bad Education he dresses as a woman.
And then experiments in Y Tu Mama Tambien.
While it might be too easy to make fun of Gigli,
At least when i watch Life Aquatic, at the right moments i laugh freely :razz:
You continue drinking that vino,
Fear I shall not, while we await the presence of torrino
My rhymes are so powerfull they sweep you both like El nino. :lol:
Author:  torrino [ Sat Feb 19, 2005 5:05 pm ]
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Before I get everything started, I'd like to do a couple things. My alias is no longer Ross, nor torrino, but Kwah Migee. Do not call me anything other. Unlike Angel in Bad Education, it is NOT my stage name.

Also, remember this quote. I think it's fairly relevent...
dolcevita in the *World* Photo Album! wrote:
Note to All Posters in this Thread- Please keep playful banter at an EXRA HIGH. We, and I know I speak for everyone, are all sensitive souls here at World and need to have our ego's stroked as often as possible.


And now, I shall begin...

"Yo. 'Tis Kwah Migee. Mic check one two...
Any vision of you three rapping in person makes me laugh like a hyena
We've been subject to Eminem. Jin Au-yeung. Vanilla Ice. And now dolcevita?
Neostorm, I do realize you long for DSL that belongs to MY Angelina
But, honestly. Take my advice. If you don't shush up, you'll be shot like Sele(e)na."
Author:  dolcevita [ Sat Feb 19, 2005 5:18 pm ]
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Oh curse you signore as I relish my red,
for my laughter in Aquatic right after Owen was dead.
You think you're all that with your cute little smile,
but still your disses need work before Angel's words vile.

So Angel, whoreeno, whomever you may be,
what say you to storm and his love for your lady?
The joke is on all of us I am sure,
when Miruvar gets here and releases words so pure.
But until then what say we to a bit of a duel?
words for words to build the fuel.

You gentlemen are going down quicker than Kim,
when the real slim shady comes home, what a dim.
And that dim-wittedness is still marginal comapred to thee,
your words will not save you, you shall see.
Author:  torrino [ Sat Feb 19, 2005 5:30 pm ]
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Your words don't incite me to fear Miruvor and his ways
With my follow up, maybe I'll finally get some well-deserved praise!
But until that time, I'll avoid corny cliches and continue to amaze
And I'll portray something that you'll glare at for days and days

But, I'll be candid here. What you wrote was pretty cute
Even though it IS far worse than your debut
You've got a way with words that even I CAN salute.
But, you've heard what I've got to say. Now, go. Shoot!

Call me Kwah Migee, though. :mad:
Author:  Neostorm [ Sat Feb 19, 2005 5:30 pm ]
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Warning: This one is um.. yeah. LOL it seemed as if only certain words seemed to rhyme :oops:

Everyone interested in joining, to thee i say hello.
Kwah Miggee, Dolce is trying to incite between us more jealousy than found in Othello.
In their dillusions Kwah Miggee and pink thrive.
The love they think anglina has for them is all but a lie.
In the words of Joaquim Phoenix, this rap will terribly vex
The only action Kwah Miggee gets is in the form of Team America Puppet Sex.

Dolce believes that words will not save I.
But i'm like Dido, and no white flag shall fly.
Dolce is as dillusional as Leo in the Aviator.
Instead of giving up, i'd rather masturbate with a cheese grator.
Author:  Rod [ Sat Feb 19, 2005 5:36 pm ]
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I thank and thank that I am no part of this
Ross rhyming, enough, and then there's his lisp
That dont quite rhyme and I don't care
For rapping in spandex would be a less embarrassing affair (i am not!)
Bored just a little bit arent cha?
Guess it just went over my head (that's hot!)
Maybe next time to make it clearer, just make a sign and wear it over da lotcha

WHY GOD WHY
Author:  torrino [ Sat Feb 19, 2005 5:38 pm ]
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Rod wrote:
I thank and thank that I am no part of this
Ross rhyming, enough, and then there's his lisp
That dont quite rhyme and I don't care
For rapping in spandex would be a less embarrassing affair (i am not!)
Bored just a little bit arent cha?
Guess it just went over my head (that's hot!)
Maybe next time to make it clearer, just make a sign and wear it over da lotcha

WHY GOD WHY

MWAHAHAHAHAHA. NOW YOU CAN'T EDIT THAT ABYSMAL PIECE OF TRASH. WHEN YOU VISIT WORLDOFKJ IN 2020, YOU WILL BE HAUNTED BY YOUR ABOMINATION OF A RHYME.
Author:  Rod [ Sat Feb 19, 2005 5:40 pm ]
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torrino wrote:
Rod wrote:
I thank and thank that I am no part of this
Ross rhyming, enough, and then there's his lisp
That dont quite rhyme and I don't care
For rapping in spandex would be a less embarrassing affair (i am not!)
Bored just a little bit arent cha?
Guess it just went over my head (that's hot!)
Maybe next time to make it clearer, just make a sign and wear it over da lotcha

WHY GOD WHY

MWAHAHAHAHAHA. NOW YOU CAN'T EDIT THAT ABYSMAL PIECE OF TRASH. WHEN YOU VISIT WORLDOFKJ IN 2020, YOU WILL BE HAUNTED BY YOUR ABOMINATION OF A RHYME.


Have you never heard of favoring the mods to get themt oe dit it? (not not you ewwwwwwwwww)
Author:  dolcevita [ Sat Feb 19, 2005 5:40 pm ]
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Well you and your cheese-grater, we'll leave you two be.
I believe the over-tell is not quite necessary!
For the life of me I can't think it is due to your looks,
so it probably has something to do with your life sans the books.

You misguided poet, you waste Kwah Migee's time.
What with your propensity to speak like a swine.
Team America Puppet sex and Cheese graters?
My word Kwah can handle that easy, any takers?

As for now his puppets nor your dairy quite phase,
my ability to expose your illiterate ways.
Author:  Terminator1997 [ Sat Feb 19, 2005 6:29 pm ]
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Not really much of a rapper,
thought of these lyrics while i was on the crapper.
Rusty upset over no NHL season,
some hockey this year would be pretty pleasin'.
Kj's World....i post here often,
my friendship for you all will never ever soften.
That's all i have to say...runnin' out of raps,
maybe i'll try this rhymin' thing later, perhaps.

ok, i know that sucked but i gave it a shot ;)
Author:  Chippy [ Sat Feb 19, 2005 6:38 pm ]
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I rolled down a hill,
I was following Bill.
I was really tackled,
by a witch who cackled.



Yeah, I know, PIMP!
Author:  Terminator1997 [ Sat Feb 19, 2005 6:40 pm ]
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ChipMunky wrote:
I rolled down a hill,
I was following Bill.
I was really tackled,
by a witch who cackled.



Yeah, I know, PIMP!


fo' shizzle :afro:
Author:  torrino [ Sat Feb 19, 2005 7:13 pm ]
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Terminator, your rhyme is like a body going through a puberty phase. You make me feel like I'm in the middle of a maze. What were you doing; was there too much haze? Lay off the drugs man and use your mind to start a craze! Don't you think you're going off a bit; were you rushing to get out of the nicotine fit? What's the connection between the NHL, rusty and taking a shit? Rap: use your wit and just DO it!

I know this might be your first try and all but, unlike neostorm, I know you've got balls.

Crapola Part Trois...
Author:  Neostorm [ Sat Feb 19, 2005 7:30 pm ]
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Kwah Miggee says i dont have balls, but we all know he's the kiddie.
You can take all my rhymes and shove them in your left ovary.
They just slide off my tongue,
Like yours does dung.
How do you know that terminator has balls?
Were you peeking in the bathroom stalls?
While he was urinating or taking a poo?
Or did you find out when he started teabagging you.

*breakdances*
Author:  dolcevita [ Sat Feb 19, 2005 7:31 pm ]
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Now termi that ditty wasn't nearly so bad,
I feel kwah miggee is just stark seathing mad,
because your freshman attempt has put his work to shame.
So sad since he claimed his words would hold fame. (no)

And don't even bother paying attention to storm,
who seems to have gone off the deep-end more than norm.
What resorting to bathroom humor just goes to show,
how much it is true that storm really doesn't know. (yo)

But really I don't care for your mention of hockey,
unless there is an insert about jostling munkey.
Look now you've irked Angel to a flush,
with your outright challenge to his verbal mush.
He's resorted to new word layout, oh how funky,
excuse me whilst i return to being a lush. (that's right)
Author:  Mister Ecks [ Sat Feb 19, 2005 7:37 pm ]
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Rap is all crap
it's one freakin' trap
don't know why people like it
it's just a bunch of shit

Rusty and I are goin' back to the igloo t'nite
for some lovin' and some kissin' to feel alright
y'all gots a problem you can call up Mr. bABA
he lost his position as mod and needs a new jOB-A. (but not really)

X............... OUT!
Author:  torrino [ Sat Feb 19, 2005 7:38 pm ]
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/me quickly changes name to "The Artist Formerly Known as Kwah Migee"

Soon, it'll be Kwakaveli. After that, I'll change my name to The Notorious K.W.A.H. And, once I bring a gun into a nightclub with Ms. Jolie to start trouble with La Senorita Vita, and once I get off the charges, my new and FINAL name will be K. Miggy.
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