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| Author: | FILMO [ Sun Aug 03, 2008 8:38 pm ] |
| Post subject: | A joke! |
I got stopped by a copper last night. The officer said, "Do you have a police record?" I said, "Yes, Walking on the Moon from 1979." |
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| Author: | kypade [ Sun Aug 03, 2008 8:41 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: A joke! |
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| Author: | Chippy [ Sun Aug 03, 2008 8:45 pm ] |
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| Author: | Box [ Sun Aug 03, 2008 8:51 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: A joke! |
Copper. That's very funny! |
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| Author: | A. G. [ Sun Aug 03, 2008 8:55 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: A joke! |
That was funny. And I thought of you earlier today filmo when i ran across this new mouse. |
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| Author: | TonyMontana [ Sun Aug 03, 2008 9:20 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: A joke! |
Archie Gates wrote: I do stuff like that too... everytime I see an Asian girl now, I think of Filmo. Is that weird? |
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| Author: | batnanna [ Sun Aug 03, 2008 9:25 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: A joke! |
Filmo that was actually funny. Im so proud of you. *hugs filmo* |
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| Author: | A. G. [ Sun Aug 03, 2008 9:32 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: A joke! |
TonyMontana wrote: Archie Gates wrote: I do stuff like that too... everytime I see an Asian girl now, I think of Filmo. Is that weird? It'll make watching the Olympics this year an interesting experience for you. |
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| Author: | Chippy [ Wed Jul 10, 2013 6:28 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: A joke! |
hehe |
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| Author: | Thegun [ Wed Jul 10, 2013 10:15 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: A joke! |
Good one, my dad had one that me laugh today. Dad says "Can I have the newspaper" Mom says "Come on now, you don't need that, here's the Ipad" Dad says "The fucking fly won't know what hit him" |
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| Author: | Algren [ Fri Jun 13, 2014 1:14 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: A joke! |
In what is FILMO's 8th thread about jokes, here is one I found today: A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said, 'Jesus knows you're here.' He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, he shook his head and continued. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard 'Jesus is watching you.' Startled, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. 'Did you say that?' he hissed at the parrot. 'Yes', the parrot confessed, then squawked, 'I'm just trying to warn you that he's watching you.' The burglar relaxed. 'Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?' 'Moses,' replied the bird. 'Moses?' the burglar laughed. 'What kind of people would name a bird Moses?' 'The kind of people who would name a Rottweiler Jesus.' |
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| Author: | Chippy [ Fri Jun 13, 2014 10:25 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: A joke! |
Quite the lexicon for a fucking parrot. |
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| Author: | Algren [ Fri Jun 13, 2014 10:52 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: A joke! |
yeah lol |
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