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| Author: | Cotton [ Fri Dec 17, 2004 1:48 am ] |
| Post subject: | Things To Do Before You Die |
Say you had to map out the rest of your life: what would be on your list of "things to do before I hit the can"? I mean, you don't want to meet your maker and go "oh crap, I didn't..." Here are a few of my things to do: - Audition for a reality tv show - Write a screenplay/novel - Visit and attempt to live in a thunderdome - Milk a cow - Tell someone I love them - Tell Bill O'Rielly to shove it - Join the Mile-High-Club - Go into rehab |
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| Author: | BJ [ Fri Dec 17, 2004 2:03 am ] |
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live |
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| Author: | The Scottie [ Fri Dec 17, 2004 2:07 am ] |
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<<<Meet Her. |
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| Author: | Terminator1997 [ Fri Dec 17, 2004 2:47 am ] |
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have sex with jessica biel & jennifer love hewitt |
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| Author: | Appy [ Fri Dec 17, 2004 2:52 am ] |
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hmmmm...never gave it much thought. |
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| Author: | Dr. Lecter [ Fri Dec 17, 2004 9:10 am ] |
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Prove to everyone that Rusty has a small penis. |
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| Author: | Anonymous [ Fri Dec 17, 2004 9:12 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Things To Do Before You Die |
Cotton wrote: Say you had to map out the rest of your life: what would be on your list of "things to do before I hit the can"? I mean, you don't want to meet your maker and go "oh crap, I didn't..." Here are a few of my things to do: - Audition for a reality tv show - Write a screenplay/novel - Visit and attempt to live in a thunderdome - Milk a cow - Tell someone I love them - Tell Bill O'Rielly to shove it - Join the Mile-High-Club - Go into rehab I've done 5 of those, I'M RIDING HIGH BABY! |
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| Author: | Cotton [ Sat Dec 18, 2004 4:23 pm ] |
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Dr. Lecter wrote: Prove to everyone that Rusty has a small penis. And you know this how?... |
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| Author: | Dr. Lecter [ Sat Dec 18, 2004 6:05 pm ] |
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Cotton wrote: Dr. Lecter wrote: Prove to everyone that Rusty has a small penis. And you know this how?... I am obligated not to tell anyone... ask Mr. X. |
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| Author: | Mister Ecks [ Sat Dec 18, 2004 8:27 pm ] |
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Dr. Lecter wrote: Cotton wrote: Dr. Lecter wrote: Prove to everyone that Rusty has a small penis. And you know this how?... I am obligated not to tell anyone... ask Mr. X. I don't want to give a whole lot away, but "1 Night in Canada" may be the best damn pornographic film ever. Oh, and from now on, Rusty's nickname is Canada. 
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| Author: | Beeblebrox [ Sat Dec 18, 2004 8:29 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Things To Do Before You Die |
- Audition for a reality tv show Did it. - Write a screenplay/novel Several times. - Visit and attempt to live in a thunderdome Check. - Milk a cow - Tell someone I love them At the same time. - Tell Bill O'Rielly to shove it To his face? - Join the Mile-High-Club What a weekend that was. - Go into rehab If I had a nickel. |
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| Author: | Mister Ecks [ Sat Dec 18, 2004 8:35 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Things To Do Before You Die |
Beeblebrox wrote: - Audition for a reality tv show Did it. - Write a screenplay/novel Several times. - Visit and attempt to live in a thunderdome Check. - Milk a cow - Tell someone I love them At the same time. - Tell Bill O'Rielly to shove it To his face? - Join the Mile-High-Club What a weekend that was. - Go into rehab If I had a nickel. 
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| Author: | Dr. Lecter [ Sat Dec 18, 2004 9:44 pm ] |
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Mr. X wrote: Dr. Lecter wrote: Cotton wrote: Dr. Lecter wrote: Prove to everyone that Rusty has a small penis. And you know this how?... I am obligated not to tell anyone... ask Mr. X. I don't want to give a whole lot away, but "1 Night in Canada" may be the best damn pornographic film ever. Oh, and from now on, Rusty's nickname is Canada. Well, it sure can't get any worse than One Night in Chyne, can it?
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| Author: | insomniacdude [ Sat Dec 18, 2004 10:01 pm ] |
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-Have sex. -Yell fire in a crowded theater. -Meet Artur. Those are all totally seperate thoughts. And totally random. In fact, I'll probably accomplish none of them. But meh. |
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| Author: | Tyler [ Sat Dec 18, 2004 10:04 pm ] |
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-See Artur finally go insane and kill someone (i.e.: Goldie). -Get a girlfriend. |
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| Author: | Beeblebrox [ Sat Dec 18, 2004 10:06 pm ] |
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insomniacdude wrote: -Have sex. -Yell fire in a crowded theater. -Meet Artur. Why not kill three birds with one stone? |
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| Author: | Tyler [ Sat Dec 18, 2004 10:13 pm ] |
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Beeblebrox wrote: insomniacdude wrote: -Have sex. -Yell fire in a crowded theater. -Meet Artur. Why not kill three birds with one stone? What, have hot, homoerotic sex with Artur/Dr. Lecter while screaming "FIRE!" in a crowded theater? |
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