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Author:  Rod [ Sun Dec 12, 2004 7:54 pm ]
Post subject:  The First Annual World of KJ Poster Awards Pre-Show
Hello ladies and gen....helllo all you people here. Welcome to the first anual World of KJ Poster Awards. We have a great show ready for you. No I lie, we have very little ready but with improvising and quick thinking we'll get through the show, and you'll enjoy it too! Now we just need someone for the improvising and wuick thinking part.

I am your host tonight, which tells you a lot. Somewhere out there (probably in the restroom) is Artur, who may or may not be my co-host tonight. Can't you tell this thing's gonna be great already? :D

In case you're wondering, Joey is not here with us. I had him shot (but onyl with a horse tranquilizer...that kind of shot) for revealing I was the host. So I hope wherever he is he's enjoying himself :)

Regardless of what happens, this night will be awesome (but if you wanna sue someone for false advertising pick on someone else, i still need to do most of my christmas shopping!). We have great red carpet reporters, though i don't know where they are. The night will be full of surprises full of my malfuctions (that I can promise), wardrobe or otherwise. However if you see anything hangin out of rusty's pants, that's not a malfuntion...the outfit is supposed to be like that. Thought I'd make that clear first :) But I do hear Baba and Tony tried to get it on backstage already, and...well, we had our first malfunction. Obviously Baba must be dissapointed at the moment, but I'm sure Tony will run to his doctor right after the show! You can expect a leaked video sometime within the next couple of weeks...so I'll be sure to stay offline for a while :)

So enjoy the....well find something to enjoy right now cause you're gonna need it! The awards will be starting in within the next hour, have a great time til then!
Author:  rusty [ Sun Dec 12, 2004 7:55 pm ]
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i thougth the show was supposed to start at 7?
Author:  Appy [ Sun Dec 12, 2004 7:56 pm ]
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I wont be here in the next hour :( i'm at the library cause i'm banned from the home comp tell some time in the middle of this week. So if some one could call me? that would be great!
Author:  Rod [ Sun Dec 12, 2004 7:56 pm ]
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Someone please throw some bottle or something at Rusty :)

I'd do it myself but I have to make it through the entire thing.
Author:  rusty [ Sun Dec 12, 2004 7:57 pm ]
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Rod wrote:
Someone please throw some bottle or something at Rusty :)

I'd do it myself but I have to make it through the entire thing.


alcohol?
Author:  Appy [ Sun Dec 12, 2004 7:58 pm ]
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Rod wrote:
Someone please throw some bottle or something at Rusty :)

I'd do it myself but I have to make it through the entire thing.


it depends on what kinda bottle :lol:
Author:  Box [ Sun Dec 12, 2004 7:58 pm ]
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OH OH OH! This is so exciting!


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Author:  Rod [ Sun Dec 12, 2004 7:59 pm ]
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Appy wrote:
Rod wrote:
Someone please throw some bottle or something at Rusty :)

I'd do it myself but I have to make it through the entire thing.


it depends on what kinda bottle :lol:


Alcohol's good.

Empty broken alcohol bottle :)
Author:  Box [ Sun Dec 12, 2004 7:59 pm ]
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Appy wrote:
Rod wrote:
Someone please throw some bottle or something at Rusty :)

I'd do it myself but I have to make it through the entire thing.


it depends on what kinda bottle :lol:



A bottle of love :D
Author:  bABA [ Sun Dec 12, 2004 7:59 pm ]
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If Rusty wins, this will be his acceptance picture

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Author:  bABA [ Sun Dec 12, 2004 8:00 pm ]
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And we'll cheer him on !!

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Author:  Rod [ Sun Dec 12, 2004 8:00 pm ]
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It took me a while to figure out the date on that :)
Author:  rusty [ Sun Dec 12, 2004 8:01 pm ]
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box_2005 wrote:
Appy wrote:
Rod wrote:
Someone please throw some bottle or something at Rusty :)

I'd do it myself but I have to make it through the entire thing.


it depends on what kinda bottle :lol:



A bottle of love :D


as long as it's not a bottle of your love. I should have known that it wasn't vanilla pudding you gave me.
Author:  rusty [ Sun Dec 12, 2004 8:02 pm ]
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start with the awards
Author:  Box [ Sun Dec 12, 2004 8:02 pm ]
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rusty wrote:
box_2005 wrote:
Appy wrote:
Rod wrote:
Someone please throw some bottle or something at Rusty :)

I'd do it myself but I have to make it through the entire thing.


it depends on what kinda bottle :lol:



A bottle of love :D


as long as it's not a bottle of your love. I should have known that it wasn't vanilla pudding you gave me.


Who would have thunk?

And anyways, don't worry, if it were MY LOVE, the date would have indicated that it was EXPIRED long ago


:cry:


And WTH is up with that kid in that picture?
Author:  Appy [ Sun Dec 12, 2004 8:03 pm ]
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Rod wrote:
Appy wrote:
Rod wrote:
Someone please throw some bottle or something at Rusty :)

I'd do it myself but I have to make it through the entire thing.


it depends on what kinda bottle :lol:


Alcohol's good.

Empty broken alcohol bottle :)


hahahaha.

it would be really nice if some one could call me and tell me who wins. if not pm me it and i'll check it out tomorrow. but it would be fun to talk to someone.
Author:  rusty [ Sun Dec 12, 2004 8:03 pm ]
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box_2005 wrote:

And WTH is up with that kid in that picture?


WTH is up with germany? That is the better question.
Author:  Rod [ Sun Dec 12, 2004 8:05 pm ]
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Appy wrote:
Rod wrote:
Appy wrote:
Rod wrote:
Someone please throw some bottle or something at Rusty :)

I'd do it myself but I have to make it through the entire thing.


it depends on what kinda bottle :lol:


Alcohol's good.

Empty broken alcohol bottle :)


hahahaha.

it would be really nice if some one could call me and tell me who wins. if not pm me it and i'll check it out tomorrow. but it would be fun to talk to someone.


Maybe Ross or one of them rich people :P
Author:  rusty [ Sun Dec 12, 2004 8:06 pm ]
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Rod wrote:
Appy wrote:
Rod wrote:
Appy wrote:
Rod wrote:
Someone please throw some bottle or something at Rusty :)

I'd do it myself but I have to make it through the entire thing.


it depends on what kinda bottle :lol:


Alcohol's good.

Empty broken alcohol bottle :)


hahahaha.

it would be really nice if some one could call me and tell me who wins. if not pm me it and i'll check it out tomorrow. but it would be fun to talk to someone.


Maybe Ross or one of them rich people :P


those damn richies.
Author:  Appy [ Sun Dec 12, 2004 8:07 pm ]
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Rod wrote:
Appy wrote:
Rod wrote:
Appy wrote:
Rod wrote:
Someone please throw some bottle or something at Rusty :)

I'd do it myself but I have to make it through the entire thing.


it depends on what kinda bottle :lol:


Alcohol's good.

Empty broken alcohol bottle :)


hahahaha.

it would be really nice if some one could call me and tell me who wins. if not pm me it and i'll check it out tomorrow. but it would be fun to talk to someone.


Maybe Ross or one of them rich people :P


I have free minutes and i'ver go long distance on my cell. I can call but I need a # of who to call. I have less then half an hour at the library and then it closes.
Author:  Rod [ Sun Dec 12, 2004 8:08 pm ]
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Not that anyone bothers reading any of what we, with so much effort, write :P

written by dolcevita


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LDV: Well it looks like its going to be a huge night here at WorldofKJ, I see our first guests are just starting to arrive. I've heard tons of great stuff about this year's event, but apparently, the big guns are only going to be arriveing later.

Zingy: I know, Scarlett is here a bit early. She must have been so excited at the prospect of meeting Mr. X that she couldn't wait.

Makeshift: What ever are you talking about?

LDV: You mean you haven't heard? They've had a bit of a virtual fling going. They keep showing up at these absolutely fabulous events but missing each other. She's developed a bit of an obsession with him, and they started sending eachother videotape messages over CBS like Caterina Witt and Alberto Tomba used to do at the Olympics.

Makeshift: Speaking of which, I've heard there were some very close races in this year's awards.

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Zingy: OMG...is that Renee Zellewager? I loved her in Bridget Jones Diary. I hope they put out a third one. That would be a trilogy so good it might even rival The Matrix. The Bridget Jones' Trilogy would be awsome. *gushes*

LDV: Zingy? Did you hear any juice from the back room about what races to look out for this year?

LDV: Ohhhhhhhhhhhh. Its Braaaaaaaaaaad.


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Makeshift: :roll: He couldn't even dress up? Has to pull up iin his own car? Damn that's pretty pompous considering InsomniacDude is gonna be here tonight. And he just turned 16, so he's legally allowed to be affronted by such laizes faire attitudes now.

Zingy: Haha. I don't think he'll mind, I hear him and Pitt are excellent friends. They drive together in Grand Theft Auto....And yeah LDV, I have heard a couple juicy rumors about the awards.

LDV: Seriously? Do tell? Do tell?

Zingy: Well, apparently best box office predictor was very intense. I think the counters lost sleep over it even.

Makeshift well I guess that just goes to show you that either we have 5 excellent candidates, or that the people who are voting have no idea what goes on in the box office forum?

LDV: Heh. I think its the former. But we'll have to wait and see.... [fangirl scream] Ahhhh here comes Chris. Ohhhhh. Finally the important people are showing up. I am getting so excited![/fangirl scream]

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Makeshift: :roll: Well, anyways about the show. There was some dissappointment that some of the categories such as, "Person who starts the most threads that break ten pages," and "Youngest Poster who has experience far beyond his years," and "best newbie that posted under ten times and never showed up again" were dropped.

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Zingy: Hey bABA...you're a bit late there. Come to share in the pre-event festivities?

bABA: Yeah, well, and I heard that all the celbrities were comin' out, so you know I couldn't stay away. Did you guys here about the ten page thread starter suggestions?

LDV: Yeah. I think Appy was going to get it. Every thread she starts in Water Cooler goes ballistic. I think it because people love dressing and undressing online, and the fact that the enthusiasm and openness of those threads tends to really pull people in.

Makeshift: That or the mad flirting.

bABA: :lol: I know, the posters here at World are so fun with that. We should start a virtual reality tv show. It would have more going on than the daily soaps.
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Author:  Rod [ Sun Dec 12, 2004 8:09 pm ]
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Someone be a gentleman and help Appy out!

:P
Author:  Dr. Lecter [ Sun Dec 12, 2004 8:11 pm ]
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Haha! Great post! :lol:
Author:  Appy [ Sun Dec 12, 2004 8:14 pm ]
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whos LDV?
Author:  Dr. Lecter [ Sun Dec 12, 2004 8:14 pm ]
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La Dolce Vita ;)
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