Hey its me Josh umm i got some stuff i need to tell you and its very important.... first of all theres this boy at my school and he jus came out to me about 3 days ago and ever sence he new me he started writin me letters and payin more attention to me than u are... no offence i really like u and all but u and yo skool work be gettin in the way and u never have to to call me, talk to meon the internet, or go out with me............ and it hurts cause i wanna see u alot and this boy i met named brad he's very caring and he allways makes sure that he's always there for me every day and he goes to my skool so i see him everyday... ne way my point is that ummmm i would really like to be your friend still and see u at church still and hang on the weekends and see some movies with ya..... im sorry if i hurtcha in ne way cause i dont meen to i love u alot and i dont want u to be hurt so go out and have some fun..... well ill talk to u later or see u on tuesday and youth buh byes
Love josh

Hehehe, that's an interesting story there, Zach, Glad he got off your back...and that message from him...well, I tolerate some internet abbreviations and "grammar", but that one goes a bit beyond that...