Thursday, January 1st 2065
At the tender age of 75 years old.
On that date, you will most likely die from:
Drowning (3%)
Alien Abduction (3%)
"Cleaning your Rifle" (2%)
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| Author: | Dr. Lecter [ Tue Nov 30, 2004 7:10 pm ] |
| Post subject: | When will you die? The Test |
Take this test: http://community.sparknotes.com/sparktests.epl You need to reigister really quick, but it really doesn't take much to register and some of the tests there are pretty funny. Also try out the "Dateable-Test" and the "Jerk-Test" I took it a couple of days ago and it said that I'll die in April 2060, by the age of 74...hehe My possible death causes were: 9% - Alcoholism 5% - Alien Abduction 2% - Homicide |
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| Author: | zingy [ Tue Nov 30, 2004 7:19 pm ] |
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Thursday, January 1st 2065 At the tender age of 75 years old. On that date, you will most likely die from: Drowning (3%) Alien Abduction (3%) "Cleaning your Rifle" (2%)
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| Author: | Dr. Lecter [ Tue Nov 30, 2004 7:25 pm ] |
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Zingaling wrote: "Cleaning your Rifle" (2%) tisk tisk, Zing!
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| Author: | DP07 [ Tue Nov 30, 2004 7:27 pm ] |
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Friday, January 27th 2073 At the ripe old age of 89 years old. On that date, you will most likely die from: Cancer (10%) "Cleaning your Rifle" (7%) Alien Abduction (7%) Drowning (3%) |
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| Author: | Chippy [ Tue Nov 30, 2004 7:28 pm ] |
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Thursday, January 31st 2058 At the tender age of 70 years old. On that date, you will most likely die from: Drowning (7%) Alien Abduction (7%) "Cleaning your Rifle" (4%) Homicide (3%) |
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| Author: | Dr. Lecter [ Tue Nov 30, 2004 7:29 pm ] |
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Wow, David, you must live a healthy life!
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| Author: | DP07 [ Tue Nov 30, 2004 7:33 pm ] |
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Dr. Lecter wrote: Wow, David, you must live a healthy life! I exercise alot. So, those questions probably helped. 
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| Author: | Eagle [ Tue Nov 30, 2004 7:33 pm ] |
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Friday, May 1st 2065 At the ripe old age of 82 years old. On that date, you will most likely die from: Alcoholism (12%) (seems likly) Alien Abduction (9%) "Cleaning your Rifle" (4%) Homicide (3%) |
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| Author: | Eagle [ Tue Nov 30, 2004 7:35 pm ] |
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Eagle wrote: Friday, May 1st 2065 At the ripe old age of 82 years old. On that date, you will most likely die from: Alcoholism (12%) (seems likly) Alien Abduction (9%) "Cleaning your Rifle" (4%) Homicide (3%) I think that If i stopped drinking I could make it more ... i felt bad having to answer all the questions to alcohol as 'constantly' KJ |
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| Author: | publicenemy#1 [ Tue Nov 30, 2004 7:39 pm ] |
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Sunday, July 29th 2068 At the ripe old age of 77 years old. On that date, you will most likely die from: Alien Abduction (2%) Homicide (2%) Hm... |
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| Author: | DP07 [ Tue Nov 30, 2004 7:51 pm ] |
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Greed test: Quote: Greedy animal! You are certifiably: 58% Greedy! That's higher than the Worldwide Greed Average of 35%! Compared to 2,262,208 other test-takers... 91% less greedy than you  2% like you  7% greedier than you I could have figured that.
BTW, I'm also less American then 71% of Americans. Guess I should move to Canada. Although I did claim to flip over police cars and smash windows when I'm unhappy with the government. 8) |
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| Author: | Eagle [ Tue Nov 30, 2004 7:52 pm ] |
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You are 70% American! You have 140 proof blood You're a genuine American, citizen or not. Americanosity runs in your blood. You're an asset to the U.S.A as much as anyone can be expected and while you may not go out of your way to push the nation forward, you do what you can to make it all run smoothly. You root for America in the Olympics, try to stay on the right side of the law, and can name at least eight past US presidents. Keep America proud, tough guy. Other genuine Americans include: Betsy Ross, Johnny Appleseed, Irving Berlin, Eleanor Roosevelt, Humphrey Bogart, and Oprah Winfrey. Compared to 124,477 other test-takers: * 90% Scored lower than you * 3% Scored the same as you * 8% Scored higher than you |
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| Author: | Chippy [ Tue Nov 30, 2004 7:55 pm ] |
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68% American 67% Untelligent |
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| Author: | matatonio [ Tue Nov 30, 2004 7:55 pm ] |
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Saturday, April 15th 3684 At the ripe old age of 1698 years old. On that date, you will most likely die from: Cancer (10%) Heart Attack (5%) Alcoholism (3%) "Cleaning your Rifle" (2%) April 15, 3684 ooooooook
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| Author: | Dr. Lecter [ Tue Nov 30, 2004 7:56 pm ] |
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As a German, I should take that American test
By the way, I got 48% jerk...
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| Author: | matatonio [ Tue Nov 30, 2004 8:02 pm ] |
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Dr. Lecter wrote: As a German, I should take that American test By the way, I got 48% jerk... haha! im 28% Jerk 8) |
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| Author: | Dr. Lecter [ Tue Nov 30, 2004 8:03 pm ] |
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I am 65% Dateable |
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| Author: | zingy [ Tue Nov 30, 2004 8:05 pm ] |
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63% American 53% Greedy |
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| Author: | DP07 [ Tue Nov 30, 2004 8:05 pm ] |
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I scored a 29% on the jerk test, but then I took out the things that I have only done to my brother (I have had fistfights with him but no one else. I've spit in his face etc.) and I got a 22%. |
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| Author: | DP07 [ Tue Nov 30, 2004 8:07 pm ] |
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DP07 wrote: BTW, I'm also less American then 71% of Americans. Guess I should move to Canada. Although I did claim to flip over police cars and smash windows when I'm unhappy with the government. 8) That's 51% American btw. |
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| Author: | matatonio [ Tue Nov 30, 2004 8:14 pm ] |
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60% Dateable!
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| Author: | makeshift [ Tue Nov 30, 2004 8:22 pm ] |
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Wednesday, November 10th 2060 At the tender age of 74 years old. On that date, you will most likely die from: "Cleaning your Rifle" (9%) Confusion (3%) Drowning (3%) Heart Attack During Sex (3%) I got 70% American, too. I'll take more soon. |
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| Author: | neo_wolf [ Tue Nov 30, 2004 8:22 pm ] |
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Thursday, December 18th 2053 At the tender age of 71 years old. On that date, you will most likely die from: Drowning (7%) Suicide (6%) :? i dont feel depressed. Alien Abduction (3%) |
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| Author: | Mister Ecks [ Tue Nov 30, 2004 8:24 pm ] |
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I am all jerk. I don't need no freakin' test to figure that out. |
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| Author: | DP07 [ Tue Nov 30, 2004 8:25 pm ] |
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Quote: It all adds up... we feel 20% certain that you are... A Man! Compared to others... 11% more male than you  4% like you  85% more female than you |
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