Yo, yo, yo.
The pre-show hath begun.
Would you look at that audience???!!!
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| Author: | BallotPM [ Thu Feb 16, 2006 5:12 pm ] |
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Yo, yo, yo. The pre-show hath begun. Would you look at that audience???!!!
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| Author: | Christian [ Thu Feb 16, 2006 5:14 pm ] |
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| Author: | BallotPM [ Thu Feb 16, 2006 5:17 pm ] |
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Everyone's happy! Even Curtis Jackson and Michael Jackson, who have just showed up! YAY! OMG THEY'VE ATTENDED THE KJS!!!! |
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| Author: | MikeQ. [ Thu Feb 16, 2006 5:17 pm ] |
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Woohoo, I'm excited. This is an early pre-show though! Isn't it another 3 hours until the actual show? Heh. 
PEACE, Mike. |
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| Author: | BallotPM [ Thu Feb 16, 2006 5:18 pm ] |
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...and now Rachel McAdams pulls up! She will be our first presentor!!!!!!!!!! YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GO BROKEBACK! |
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| Author: | BallotPM [ Thu Feb 16, 2006 5:20 pm ] |
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"Rachel McAdams" : Thank you, BallotPM. You are the sexiest man alive. Anyways, it is my privelege to share some facts about the award breakdown with you. First, you should be fascinated to know that one category had a three way tie for the last place, giving the category 7 nominees. Second, you should also be happy to know that Downfall (which, by the way, sucked) was NOT nominated for Best Picture. |
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| Author: | BallotPM [ Thu Feb 16, 2006 5:24 pm ] |
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The audience seems very pleased to hear that Downfall was not nominated for Best Picture. Except for one six-headed person in the middle.  :guns::guns::guns::guns::guns:
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| Author: | BallotPM [ Thu Feb 16, 2006 5:27 pm ] |
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"Rachel McAdams" : Thanks! Okay, so here's the schedule. First, we're gonna hear COOLIO rap. He's 50! YAY. Then, we're gonna hear ROSEANNE present "STUPIDEST VOTES." And, finally, we're gonna hear BallotPM tell us about the competition before the ceremony. YAY |
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| Author: | makeshift [ Thu Feb 16, 2006 5:29 pm ] |
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COOLIO'S THE MAN |
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| Author: | BallotPM [ Thu Feb 16, 2006 5:35 pm ] |
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And, Coolio walks in looking attractive as usual! .jpg)
GIVE IT UP FOR COOLIO!!!!!!!!!!   :):):):):)
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| Author: | BallotPM [ Thu Feb 16, 2006 5:38 pm ] |
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"Coolio" : As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death I take a look at my life and realize there's nothing left Cause I've been blastin and laughing so long that Even my mama thinks that my mind is gone But I ain't never crossed a man that didn't deserve it Me be treated like a punk, you know that's unheard of You better watch how you talking, and where you walking Or you and your homies might be lined in chalk I really hate to trip, but I gotta loc As they croak I see myself in the pistol smoke, fool I'm the kinda G the little homies wanna be like On my knees in the night Sayin' prayers in the street light Been spending most their lives Living in the Gangsta's Paradise Been spending most their lives Living in the Gangsta's Paradise We keep spending most our lives Living in the Gangsta's Paraside We keep spending most our lives Living in the Gangsta's Paraside Look at the situation, they got me facin I can't live a normal life, I was raised by the strife So I gotta be down with the hood team Too much television watchin' got me chasin dreams I'm a educated fool wit money on my mind Got my tin in my hand and a gleam in my eye I'm a loc'ed out gangsta, set-trippin banger And my homies is down, so don't arouse my anger, fool Death ain't nuthin but a heart beat away I'm livin life do-or-die ah, what can I say? I'm twenty-three now, but will I live to see twenty-fo'? The way things is goin I don't know Tell me why are we -- so blind to see That the ones we hurt -- are you and me Been spending most their lives Living in the Gangsta's Paradise They been spending most their lives Living in the Gangsta's Paradise We keep spending most our lives Living in the Gangsta's Paradise We keep spending most our lives Living in the Gangsta's Paradise Power and the money, money and the power Minute after minute, hour after hour Everybody's runnin, but half of them ain't lookin It's goin on in the kitchen, but I dont know what's cookin They say I got ta learn, but nobody's here to teach me If they cant understand it, how can they reach me? I guess they can't -- I guess they won't I guess they frontin; that's why I know my life is outta luck, fool They been spending most their lives Living in the Gangsta's Paradise They been spending most their lives Living in the Gangsta's Paradise We keep spending most our lives Living in the Gangsta's Paradise We keep spending most our lives Living in the Gangsta's Paradise Tell me why are we -- so blind to see That the ones we hurt -- are you and me Tell me why are we -- so blind to see That the ones we hurt -- are you and me |
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| Author: | haerpinot [ Thu Feb 16, 2006 5:41 pm ] |
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Hm, Michelle Pfeiffer seems pleased with Coolio's performance. 
Perhaps a little too pleased... |
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| Author: | Joker's Thug #3 [ Thu Feb 16, 2006 5:41 pm ] |
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Damn this pre-show is cheap as hell, Coolio? Cant we afford someone better? Are we back in the early 90's? |
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| Author: | makeshift [ Thu Feb 16, 2006 5:43 pm ] |
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Killuminati510 wrote: Damn this pre-show is cheap as hell, Coolio? Cant we afford someone better? Are we back in the early 90's? We were close to getting Master P, but he wanted a pack of cigarettes on top of the five dollar guarantee. It just didn't work out. |
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| Author: | Jeff [ Thu Feb 16, 2006 5:44 pm ] |
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Coolio and Michelle Pfeifer. Wow. I blame BallotPM for once again mishandling the show. Kill him! |
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| Author: | BallotPM [ Thu Feb 16, 2006 5:50 pm ] |
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Jeff(S). wrote: Coolio and Michelle Pfeifer. Wow. I blame BallotPM for once again mishandling the show. Kill him! Michelle Pfeifer was not invited. And Coolio paid US. Now, on to ROSEANNE. She volunteered, Jeff. |
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| Author: | BallotPM [ Thu Feb 16, 2006 5:51 pm ] |
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Hi I'm Roseanne. I am presenting STUPIDEST VOTES. They are made to make you laugh. Thank you. Also. They are real. Best Actor: Adam Sandler in "THE LONGEST YARD" Best Actress: Dakota Fanning in "HIDE AND SEEK." Best Supporting Actor: "Adam Brody" in "KING KONG." Was Adam Brody even IN King Kong???? |
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| Author: | Mister Ecks [ Thu Feb 16, 2006 5:51 pm ] |
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Hey, is that Jeremy Piven?! Nope... it's Ron Jeremy. |
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| Author: | BallotPM [ Thu Feb 16, 2006 5:53 pm ] |
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Mr. X wrote: Hey, is that Jeremy Piven?! Nope... it's Ron Jeremy. You were not invited to the show. Scat, scum. |
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| Author: | BallotPM [ Thu Feb 16, 2006 5:53 pm ] |
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Best Supporting Actress: Paris Hilton in "HOUSE OF WAX." Best Original Screenplay: "AMERICAN PIE PRESENTS: BAND CAMP" Best Adapted Screenplay: "RENT." Are there even words (that aren't songs) in this fucking movie? Best Ensemble: "FANTASTIC FOUR" |
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| Author: | Joker's Thug #3 [ Thu Feb 16, 2006 5:54 pm ] |
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Adam Brody is the man |
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| Author: | makeshift [ Thu Feb 16, 2006 5:54 pm ] |
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BallotPM wrote: Best Supporting Actress: Paris Hilton in "HOUSE OF WAX." Best Original Screenplay: "AMERICAN PIE PRESENTS: BAND CAMP" Best Adapted Screenplay: "RENT." Are there even words (that aren't songs) in this fucking movie? Best Ensemble: "FANTASTIC FOUR" 
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| Author: | android [ Thu Feb 16, 2006 5:55 pm ] |
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Michelle wasn't invited? I'm giving up this show... 
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| Author: | BallotPM [ Thu Feb 16, 2006 5:57 pm ] |
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Best Score: "MATCH POINT" There's one fucking song and that's it. ONE SONG. Best Score? Hahahaha Best Documentary: "MARCH OF THE PENGUINS" Best Foreign Film: "MILLIONS" Best Horror Film: TIE: "THE CAVE," "VENOM," "THE FOG," "CURSED," "TIM BURTON'S THE CORPSE BRIDE," "HIDE AND SEEK," AND "WHITE NOISE." |
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| Author: | makeshift [ Thu Feb 16, 2006 6:00 pm ] |
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BREAKING NEWS: I totally just dropped my can of bean dip. |
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