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Dr. Lecter
You must have big rats
Joined: Sat Oct 16, 2004 4:28 pm Posts: 92093 Location: Bonn, Germany
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 Re: Would you rather... (Part 44)
zwackerm wrote: Dr. Lecter wrote: zwackerm wrote: I would not suck his dick or be rammed. But he could suck my dick if it would save my mom. And you'd ram him? No. Never anal. You might rethink that if Carlie offers you to ride the Hershey highway.
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Sat Jan 14, 2017 11:27 pm |
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Jmart
Superman: The Movie
Joined: Fri Oct 22, 2004 8:47 am Posts: 21230 Location: Massachusetts
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 Re: Would you rather... (Part 44)
Dr. Lecter wrote: Win $100,000 (tax-free) or spend a passionate sex night with anyone in the world? The question goes under the hypothetical assumption that you are single, so no need to consider the answer against the possibility of cheating  Also, before some smartass comes up with that reply, the caveat is that you can not financially benefit from your one-night stand with the star - no sex tape, gossip mag interviews or anything else. It's just 100 grand vs. a night with ScarJo/Emma Stone/Ryan Gosling/Chris Hemsworth/your biggest crush or whoever else you guys and gals fancy. So if I don't take the $100,000 I get a night of passionate sex with anyone in the world?
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Sat Jan 14, 2017 11:28 pm |
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zwackerm
Hold the door!
Joined: Sun Jun 01, 2014 10:26 pm Posts: 21547 Location: West Chester, Pennsylvania
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 Re: Would you rather... (Part 44)
Dr. Lecter wrote: zwackerm wrote: Dr. Lecter wrote: zwackerm wrote: I would not suck his dick or be rammed. But he could suck my dick if it would save my mom. And you'd ram him? No. Never anal. You might rethink that if Carlie offers you to ride the Hershey highway. I really can't imagine that. Putting my cock where the poop comes out? Absolutely disgusting. Maybe someday I'll be more adventurous.
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Sat Jan 14, 2017 11:28 pm |
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Jmart
Superman: The Movie
Joined: Fri Oct 22, 2004 8:47 am Posts: 21230 Location: Massachusetts
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 Re: Would you rather... (Part 44)
That's quite a maybe.
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Sat Jan 14, 2017 11:32 pm |
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Dr. Lecter
You must have big rats
Joined: Sat Oct 16, 2004 4:28 pm Posts: 92093 Location: Bonn, Germany
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Jmart wrote: Dr. Lecter wrote: Win $100,000 (tax-free) or spend a passionate sex night with anyone in the world? The question goes under the hypothetical assumption that you are single, so no need to consider the answer against the possibility of cheating  Also, before some smartass comes up with that reply, the caveat is that you can not financially benefit from your one-night stand with the star - no sex tape, gossip mag interviews or anything else. It's just 100 grand vs. a night with ScarJo/Emma Stone/Ryan Gosling/Chris Hemsworth/your biggest crush or whoever else you guys and gals fancy. So if I don't take the $100,000 I get a night of passionate sex with anyone in the world? Yes, even with zwackerm.
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Sat Jan 14, 2017 11:33 pm |
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Jmart
Superman: The Movie
Joined: Fri Oct 22, 2004 8:47 am Posts: 21230 Location: Massachusetts
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Ok, I'm in.
But the stickler in me (not named zwack) has to point out that in the last paragraph I quoted you said it was "vs", not one leads to the other.
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Sat Jan 14, 2017 11:38 pm |
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Dr. Lecter
You must have big rats
Joined: Sat Oct 16, 2004 4:28 pm Posts: 92093 Location: Bonn, Germany
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Jesus...
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Sat Jan 14, 2017 11:40 pm |
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Jmart
Superman: The Movie
Joined: Fri Oct 22, 2004 8:47 am Posts: 21230 Location: Massachusetts
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We'll stick to some consistent rules then gamemaster!
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Sat Jan 14, 2017 11:45 pm |
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stuffp
Keeping it Light
Joined: Wed Apr 08, 2015 8:06 am Posts: 11611 Location: Bright Falls
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I don't think I could kill my mom, so I take whatever alternative...sex with my dad "没办法".
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Sun Jan 15, 2017 3:11 am |
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Shack
Devil's Advocate
Joined: Sun Jul 31, 2005 2:30 am Posts: 40492
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 Re: Would you rather... (Part 44)
If it's only till the end of either's life, you could just kill your father instead and avoid the bare hands part
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Sun Jan 15, 2017 3:41 am |
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FILMO
The Original
Joined: Sat Oct 23, 2004 10:19 am Posts: 9808 Location: Suisse
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 Re: Would you rather... (Part 44)
can I also kill both my parents? 
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Sun Jan 15, 2017 12:48 pm |
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Dr. Lecter
You must have big rats
Joined: Sat Oct 16, 2004 4:28 pm Posts: 92093 Location: Bonn, Germany
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Or have sex with both of them...?
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Sun Jan 15, 2017 12:52 pm |
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Shack
Devil's Advocate
Joined: Sun Jul 31, 2005 2:30 am Posts: 40492
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 Re: Would you rather... (Part 44)
You have the power to make one of zwackerm or Dr. Lecter successfully get their girl, while the other is responded to with "You're really nice but I see you as a friend". Which do you pick?
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Sun Jan 15, 2017 4:23 pm |
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zwackerm
Hold the door!
Joined: Sun Jun 01, 2014 10:26 pm Posts: 21547 Location: West Chester, Pennsylvania
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Well, it appears Lecter ain't getting his girl.
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Sun Jan 15, 2017 5:28 pm |
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Chippy
KJ's Leading Pundit
Joined: Tue Oct 12, 2004 4:45 pm Posts: 63026 Location: Tonight... YOU!
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I'd give Lecter his girl, because zwackerm is young and dumb and that relationship is doomed.
Also, I'd kill my mom.
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Sun Jan 15, 2017 6:51 pm |
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Thegun
On autopilot for the summer
Joined: Thu Oct 21, 2004 10:14 pm Posts: 21889 Location: Walking around somewhere
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Money. 2% of that is more than enough to fulfill your biggest sex fantasy.
If Lecter said love, I might be more inclined. Money over a night of good sex that doesn't lead to anything, the any day of the week.
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Sun Jan 15, 2017 7:05 pm |
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stuffp
Keeping it Light
Joined: Wed Apr 08, 2015 8:06 am Posts: 11611 Location: Bright Falls
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 Re: Would you rather... (Part 44)
Chippy wrote: I'd give Lecter his girl, because zwackerm is young and dumb and that relationship is doomed. I'll give this a vote too.
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Sun Jan 15, 2017 9:13 pm |
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zwackerm
Hold the door!
Joined: Sun Jun 01, 2014 10:26 pm Posts: 21547 Location: West Chester, Pennsylvania
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 Re: Would you rather... (Part 44)
Chippy wrote: I'd give Lecter his girl, because zwackerm is young and dumb and that relationship is doomed.
Also, I'd kill my mom. I wouldn't be surprised if you're right.
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Sun Jan 15, 2017 11:01 pm |
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Algren
now we know
Joined: Tue Oct 19, 2004 9:31 pm Posts: 68320
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Shack wrote: You have the power to make one of zwackerm or Dr. Lecter successfully get their girl, while the other is responded to with "You're really nice but I see you as a friend". Which do you pick? I'd choose zwackerm. Knowing I helped him lose his virginity would please me more than feeding Lecter his rebound girl.
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Mon Jan 16, 2017 6:55 am |
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FILMO
The Original
Joined: Sat Oct 23, 2004 10:19 am Posts: 9808 Location: Suisse
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 Re: Would you rather... (Part 44)
Shack wrote: You have the power to make one of zwackerm or Dr. Lecter successfully get their girl, while the other is responded to with "You're really nice but I see you as a friend". Which do you pick? woah.....asking such a question here is against the WOKJ-BRO-CODE!
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Mon Jan 16, 2017 3:08 pm |
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the lesser evil
Indiana Jones IV
Joined: Thu Aug 20, 2009 5:13 am Posts: 1476 Location: The Netherlands
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I'm not in contact with my dad, and my mom's already dead so this question is pointless to me.
Choosing between Zwackerm or Lecter getting the girl is a tough one for me. I think I'd go with Zwackerm because at least Lecter knows a woman's touch already.
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Dr. Lecter
You must have big rats
Joined: Sat Oct 16, 2004 4:28 pm Posts: 92093 Location: Bonn, Germany
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 Re: Would you rather... (Part 44)
I am coming off a bad breakup and my grandma almost dying. I need a break in life more than zwack 
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Tue Jan 17, 2017 10:25 am |
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zwackerm
Hold the door!
Joined: Sun Jun 01, 2014 10:26 pm Posts: 21547 Location: West Chester, Pennsylvania
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the lesser evil wrote: I'm not in contact with my dad, and my mom's already dead so this question is pointless to me.
Choosing between Zwackerm or Lecter getting the girl is a tough one for me. I think I'd go with Zwackerm because at least Lecter knows a woman's touch already. Hey I touch women all the time! Just not any of the seven erogenous zones!
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Tue Jan 17, 2017 10:47 am |
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the lesser evil
Indiana Jones IV
Joined: Thu Aug 20, 2009 5:13 am Posts: 1476 Location: The Netherlands
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Fine, Lecter gets the girl and Zwackerm can be alone forever for all I care then. 
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Tue Jan 17, 2017 11:29 am |
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Shack
Devil's Advocate
Joined: Sun Jul 31, 2005 2:30 am Posts: 40492
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There is a little too much chance of zwackerm and Carlie holding hands for 3 weeks and then breaking up so I will pick Lecter. I would have picked zwacks if it guaranteed them to last a while and go all the way though
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