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 Would you rather... (Part 48) 

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 Would you rather... (Part 48) 
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I'm going Keep One and Immortality.

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I loose my best friend and make my lower value friends (that I keep) fight each other about who can become my next best friend.

and Immortality so I can waste prescious lifetime with playing the game above.

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Post Re: Would you rather... (Part 3)
How about would you rather date someone fat or a chainsmoker. The fat person wouldn't be obese, but they'd be more than a little chubby. Around Adele size, rather than Gaborey Sidibe. And the smoker would always be smoking, always smell like smoke, and they'd have yellowed teeth and fingernails. Though otherwise,each would be quite kind and striking in appearance.


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In that case I bang the shit out of Adele.

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Post Re: Would you rather... (Part 3)
Fat.

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Remember the smoker is really attractive in appearance besides the teeth color and nails. Like Keira Knightly.


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So?

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The smoker just isn't totally awful.


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Zwackerm, stop hijacking my fucking thread.

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The smoker just isn't totally awful.


No I get it. You said both are not awful. One is fat, one smokes. Smoking is a huge problem for me.

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Post Re: Would you rather... (Part 3)
Never been with a fat chick before, but I have been with a smoker, though she was not a chainsmoker and did not have yellow teeth or nails. Still, it was an issue between us and she quit smoking a year into our relationship. The very first time we kissed, the first thing she said afterwards was: "So, what is it like to kiss a smoker?" She started smoking when she was 12 or 13 and we were 20 at the time.

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One is fat, one smokes. Smoking is a huge problem for me.

And the fact that you love fat chicks. :funny:

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Fat over smoking.


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The very first time we kissed, the first thing she said afterwards was: "So, what is it like to kiss a smoker?"

And your reply was..?

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Dr. Lecter wrote:
The very first time we kissed, the first thing she said afterwards was: "So, what is it like to kiss a smoker?"

And your reply was..?


Sheesh, I honestly don't remember. I think it was something nice, since, you know, it was our first kiss and you tend to blend out the negatives at that moment.

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Would you rather own

a helicopter

or

a yacht

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Helicopter.


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I think I could learn the ways of a yacht easier, and I think I'd have less of a chance to die in general. So... Yacht.

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Both options presume that you do not need to learn anything.

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Yacht EVERY time. Helicopter is fun once, Yacht is fun a lifetime.


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Post Re: Would you rather... (Part 4)
And didn't answer this yet:
Hobo, 75 years of the perfect life (the alternative is immortality of now; I'm not satisfied enough I'll take my current being infinitely and 75 years is more than enough to do whatever there's to do), keep the best friend.


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And didn't answer this yet:
Hobo, 75 years of the perfect life (the alternative is immortality of now; I'm not satisfied enough I'll take my current being infinitely and 75 years is more than enough to do whatever there's to do), keep the best friend.


What about fat vs. smoker?


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... zwack... what's going on buddy?

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zwackerm wrote:
stuffp wrote:
And didn't answer this yet:
Hobo, 75 years of the perfect life (the alternative is immortality of now; I'm not satisfied enough I'll take my current being infinitely and 75 years is more than enough to do whatever there's to do), keep the best friend.


What about fat vs. smoker?


I did actually answer that one directly, since it was such an easy one: Fat.


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Post Re: Would you rather... (Part 4)
Kill the one best friend
Bang the fat chick
Buy the yacht


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