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Dr. Lecter wrote:

Self-confidence is so much more important.

true. I think that's what I need to work on the most.

I dunno. I guess part of the reason I haven't been with anyone is my friends aren't really into going out, and they keep insisting I go on dating websites but that's just a big no for me. Who knows in a few years though. :grrr:


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There's only so much hands can do, though!



Not really, hands are better than at least 50% the gurls Iyou go have sex with.

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Chippy wrote:
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Everyone should have a sex friend.


RIGHT!? I need one of those.


It's not that hard to get one, lol.

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Mau wrote:
Everyone should have a sex friend.

friends with benefits is way too messy and is only good when it starts. I can't think of anyone who's done it (and personal experience) where it's ended well.


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publicenemy#1 wrote:
Mau wrote:
Everyone should have a sex friend.

friends with benefits is way too messy and is only good when it starts. I can't think of anyone who's done it (and personal experience) where it's ended well.


Well mine has been going for 7 months and everything is fine (I'm actually the one starting tohave feelings. lol

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publicenemy#1 wrote:
Mau wrote:
Everyone should have a sex friend.

friends with benefits is way too messy and is only good when it starts. I can't think of anyone who's done it (and personal experience) where it's ended well.


*shrug* I've done the no strings attached FWB thing and it was fine. Contrary to what Justin Timberlake and Mila Kunis tell you.


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How do you guys go YEARS without sex? Not only would I explode from frustration but if I were a dude I'd probably get worried it would stop working.


:thumbsup:


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Hmm, craigslist, gloryholes, asexuality, where are the high school bus trip stories?

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Ugh, gayz, I bet it's easier lol

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Libs wrote:
publicenemy#1 wrote:
Mau wrote:
Everyone should have a sex friend.

friends with benefits is way too messy and is only good when it starts. I can't think of anyone who's done it (and personal experience) where it's ended well.


*shrug* I've done the no strings attached FWB thing and it was fine. Contrary to what Justin Timberlake and Mila Kunis tell you.


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You know, I've heard of glory holes. But have never seen one. I swear they're a myth. :P


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I love being lazy... But I think I'd rather be out with friends.

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You know, I've heard of glory holes. But have never seen one. I swear they're a myth. :P


would u use it?

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BTW, this thread feels like the old KJ, lol.

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Mau wrote:
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You know, I've heard of glory holes. But have never seen one. I swear they're a myth. :P


would u use it?


Fuck no! I ain't hooking up with some dirty stranger. I play safe.


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I don't think I know someone who would use it. That shit is disgusting.

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The dirtiest I've gone is probably having sex on the street at 3AM when no one was looking.

AND DRUNK. More importantly... I was DRUNK. wouldn't have done that otherwise.

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I would. Because I'm desperate.

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My post can be applied to both posts above it.

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Magnus wrote:
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*shrug* I've done the no strings attached FWB thing and it was fine. Contrary to what Justin Timberlake and Mila Kunis tell you.


TELL ME THE SECRET!!!

My friend of like 10 years sort of wants to go down that route but I'm completely against it cause I value her friendship greatly (she's my best female friend outside my sister) and don't see sex to be more valuable than the risk of damaging that.



Impossible, you just can't see someone the same after you've seen them naked.

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I certainly hope not!

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Magnus wrote:
Libs wrote:
*shrug* I've done the no strings attached FWB thing and it was fine. Contrary to what Justin Timberlake and Mila Kunis tell you.


TELL ME THE SECRET!!!

My friend of like 10 years sort of wants to go down that route but I'm completely against it cause I value her friendship greatly (she's my best female friend outside my sister) and don't see sex to be more valuable than the risk of damaging that.


Do you <333 her


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Funny/sad story.

Went out for a friend's bday a few weeks ago, female. It was her, her roommate, me and my best friend and a few other people. yada yada yada, everyone got wasted, went to a club, danced. Left the club, with just my friend and her and her roommate. Taxi to their apt, my friend pukes and has to go home. I stay. And I slept on their couch.

Also, my friend is now "dating" her. So. Welcome to my life.

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zingy wrote:
Magnus wrote:
Libs wrote:
*shrug* I've done the no strings attached FWB thing and it was fine. Contrary to what Justin Timberlake and Mila Kunis tell you.


TELL ME THE SECRET!!!

My friend of like 10 years sort of wants to go down that route but I'm completely against it cause I value her friendship greatly (she's my best female friend outside my sister) and don't see sex to be more valuable than the risk of damaging that.


Do you <333 her


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He's Harry. She's Sally.

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Chippy wrote:
Funny/sad story.

Went out for a friend's bday a few weeks ago, female. It was her, her roommate, me and my best friend and a few other people. yada yada yada, everyone got wasted, went to a club, danced. Left the club, with just my friend and her and her roommate. Taxi to their apt, my friend pukes and has to go home. I stay. And I slept on their couch.

Also, my friend is now "dating" her. So. Welcome to my life.


You couldn't make a move while they were wasted, you're either a gentlemen or really stoopid.

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