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Shack
Devil's Advocate
Joined: Sun Jul 31, 2005 2:30 am Posts: 40505
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 Re: Would you rather... (Part 32)
I'll take the rape so long as I survive. Lucky for y'all cause people I hold dear includes KJ
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Fri Dec 23, 2016 9:55 pm |
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Algren
now we know
Joined: Tue Oct 19, 2004 9:31 pm Posts: 68326
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 Re: Would you rather... (Part 32)
I don't think the size of the guy would matter.
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Fri Dec 23, 2016 11:15 pm |
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zwackerm
Hold the door!
Joined: Sun Jun 01, 2014 10:26 pm Posts: 21550 Location: West Chester, Pennsylvania
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 Re: Would you rather... (Part 32)
This is an impossible question because I have no idea what it's like to be raped and most of you probably don't either.
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Sat Dec 24, 2016 1:06 am |
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Algren
now we know
Joined: Tue Oct 19, 2004 9:31 pm Posts: 68326
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 Re: Would you rather... (Part 32)
zwackerm wrote: This is an impossible question because I have no idea what it's like to be raped and most of you probably don't either. I know what it's like to be raped. It is such a thrill. She seemed to have a good time...moaning for the entire time. She kept saying "no", but in that way that actually meant "yes". So I slapped her a few times to calm her down. She looked like the type that liked it rough. She seemed to enjoy it. We didn't meet up again after that. She doesn't even return my calls. Such a bitch.
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Sat Dec 24, 2016 7:13 am |
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Dr. Lecter
You must have big rats
Joined: Sat Oct 16, 2004 4:28 pm Posts: 92093 Location: Bonn, Germany
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 Re: Would you rather... (Part 32)
Algren wrote: I don't think the size of the guy would matter. Well, the implication is that he has got a big dick. That would probably matter.
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Sat Dec 24, 2016 8:20 am |
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Algren
now we know
Joined: Tue Oct 19, 2004 9:31 pm Posts: 68326
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 Re: Would you rather... (Part 32)
You might as well just say it's a big black guy. You know you want to.
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Sat Dec 24, 2016 8:30 am |
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Chippy
KJ's Leading Pundit
Joined: Tue Oct 12, 2004 4:45 pm Posts: 63026 Location: Tonight... YOU!
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 Re: Would you rather... (Part 32)
I'll take the rape.
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Sat Dec 24, 2016 12:32 pm |
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Jiffy
Forum General
Joined: Sat Dec 18, 2004 2:27 pm Posts: 6152 Location: New York
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 Re: Would you rather... (Part 32)
I'd take one (or ~730) for the team.
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Sat Dec 24, 2016 5:26 pm |
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Algren
now we know
Joined: Tue Oct 19, 2004 9:31 pm Posts: 68326
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 Re: Would you rather... (Part 32)
Lecter, where's our Christmas-themed "Would you rather" ?
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Sat Dec 24, 2016 6:55 pm |
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Dr. Lecter
You must have big rats
Joined: Sat Oct 16, 2004 4:28 pm Posts: 92093 Location: Bonn, Germany
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 Re: Would you rather... (Christmas Edition)
Would you rather be friends with... or  or  ?
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Sun Dec 25, 2016 10:40 am |
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Rev
Romosexual!
Joined: Tue Oct 19, 2004 3:06 am Posts: 32607 Location: the last free city
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 Re: Would you rather... (Christmas Edition)
Tim Allen's Santa
He's the less crazy out of the 3
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Sun Dec 25, 2016 11:36 am |
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Algren
now we know
Joined: Tue Oct 19, 2004 9:31 pm Posts: 68326
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 Re: Would you rather... (Christmas Edition)
Definitely Scott Calvin.
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Sun Dec 25, 2016 12:10 pm |
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zwackerm
Hold the door!
Joined: Sun Jun 01, 2014 10:26 pm Posts: 21550 Location: West Chester, Pennsylvania
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 Re: Would you rather... (Christmas Edition)
Buddy the elf duh.
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Sun Dec 25, 2016 1:25 pm |
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FILMO
The Original
Joined: Sat Oct 23, 2004 10:19 am Posts: 9808 Location: Suisse
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 Re: Would you rather... (Christmas Edition)
Allen
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Sun Dec 25, 2016 3:20 pm |
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Dr. Lecter
You must have big rats
Joined: Sat Oct 16, 2004 4:28 pm Posts: 92093 Location: Bonn, Germany
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 Re: Would you rather... (Christmas Edition)
Buddy would drive me fucking crazy, Scott Calvin seems like a bore. Gonna go with Willie Stokes.
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Sun Dec 25, 2016 3:30 pm |
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stuffp
Keeping it Light
Joined: Wed Apr 08, 2015 8:06 am Posts: 11617 Location: Bright Falls
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 Re: Would you rather... (Christmas Edition)
Definitely not Buddy for the same reason. I don't recall the other two to pick well enough, but I'd go for nice Santa so Allen.
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Sun Dec 25, 2016 8:57 pm |
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stuffp
Keeping it Light
Joined: Wed Apr 08, 2015 8:06 am Posts: 11617 Location: Bright Falls
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 Re: Would you rather... (Part 32)
And since I missed it, rather get raped then watch my dead ones get raped.
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Sun Dec 25, 2016 8:58 pm |
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Dr. Lecter
You must have big rats
Joined: Sat Oct 16, 2004 4:28 pm Posts: 92093 Location: Bonn, Germany
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 Re: Would you rather... (Part 32)
stuffp wrote: And since I missed it, rather get raped then watch my dead ones get raped. Now that is just wrong.
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Sun Dec 25, 2016 9:38 pm |
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stuffp
Keeping it Light
Joined: Wed Apr 08, 2015 8:06 am Posts: 11617 Location: Bright Falls
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 Re: Would you rather... (Christmas Edition)
LOL, ok messed up there...
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Sun Dec 25, 2016 10:00 pm |
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trixster
loyalfromlondon
Joined: Wed Oct 13, 2004 6:31 pm Posts: 19697 Location: ville-marie
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 Re: Would you rather... (Christmas Edition)
who do you think
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Sun Dec 25, 2016 10:48 pm |
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Dr. Lecter
You must have big rats
Joined: Sat Oct 16, 2004 4:28 pm Posts: 92093 Location: Bonn, Germany
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 Re: Would you rather... (Part 33)
Would you rather...
undergo sex reassignment surgery
or
only be allowed to have sex with the gender you are not attracted to for the rest of your life (no masturbation allowed either)
?
(yes, this question is not so fitting for the bisexuals among you)
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Mon Dec 26, 2016 12:47 pm |
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Chippy
KJ's Leading Pundit
Joined: Tue Oct 12, 2004 4:45 pm Posts: 63026 Location: Tonight... YOU!
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 Re: Would you rather... (Part 33)
I'd pick Scott Calvin, as he's ACTUALLY Santa.
So either become a woman, or only have sex with men forever?
I'd take the vagina.
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Mon Dec 26, 2016 1:10 pm |
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zwackerm
Hold the door!
Joined: Sun Jun 01, 2014 10:26 pm Posts: 21550 Location: West Chester, Pennsylvania
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 Re: Would you rather... (Part 33)
This is one I think I would need to have sex first before answering. Because anal and oral disgust me, at least at this point. But so does getting my dick cut off.
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Mon Dec 26, 2016 1:48 pm |
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Dr. Lecter
You must have big rats
Joined: Sat Oct 16, 2004 4:28 pm Posts: 92093 Location: Bonn, Germany
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 Re: Would you rather... (Part 33)
The question will run for about 24 hours, so you better hurry the fuck up because I need an answer!
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Mon Dec 26, 2016 2:12 pm |
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zwackerm
Hold the door!
Joined: Sun Jun 01, 2014 10:26 pm Posts: 21550 Location: West Chester, Pennsylvania
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 Re: Would you rather... (Part 33)
God this is the hardest question. I would pick the surgery If I could just keep my penis, like Caitlin Jenner.
I would probably pick the surgery, but it's very close.
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Mon Dec 26, 2016 5:26 pm |
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