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| Author: | rusty [ Thu Nov 11, 2004 8:02 pm ] |
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I remember it like yesterday. Randall, it all happend yesterday! |
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| Author: | Snrub [ Thu Nov 11, 2004 8:06 pm ] |
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Why are we walking like this? |
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| Author: | Snrub [ Thu Nov 11, 2004 8:08 pm ] |
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Little kid: "Coach Dante, this bottle's got a note in it." Dante: "Then throw it away!" |
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| Author: | rusty [ Thu Nov 11, 2004 8:09 pm ] |
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Will this administration ever bring the hamburgler to justice? Can the virus kill the grimace? Nothing can kill the Grimace. All right, we're done here. |
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| Author: | rusty [ Thu Nov 11, 2004 8:10 pm ] |
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Pack of fags You're a fag A fag is a cigarrette mate I'm not your mate, fag. |
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| Author: | Snrub [ Thu Nov 11, 2004 8:12 pm ] |
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rusty wrote: Pack of fags You're a fag A fag is a cigarrette mate I'm not your mate, fag. That was my FAVOURITEST QUOTE EVER!!! Part 2. I used to go round saying it all the time to anyone who would listen... |
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| Author: | Snrub [ Thu Nov 11, 2004 8:13 pm ] |
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Well played Clerks... You'll face the wrath of Leonardo Leonardo Leonardo!! |
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| Author: | rusty [ Thu Nov 11, 2004 8:13 pm ] |
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They used to call me "Sexy Randal The Pharaoh Wizard". |
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| Author: | rusty [ Thu Nov 11, 2004 8:15 pm ] |
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Boy, it wasn't until years later that we found out what "fag" REALLY meant. Right, "mate"? You're a fag. No, a fag's a cigarette, remember? You're a cigarette. |
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| Author: | Snrub [ Thu Nov 11, 2004 8:21 pm ] |
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Oh my god, call the cops! I just freed myself from a madman's subterranean prison! He's been holding me captive - which is why I'm a little late opening the video store - I can describe the dank cage for police artists! There were walls!! There were doors!!! ... I can't relive it!!! Don't make me!!! |
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| Author: | rusty [ Thu Nov 11, 2004 8:22 pm ] |
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Randal Graves : See, I scared him. He's shaking. Dante Hicks : No, he's masturbating. Randal Graves : Yeah, but it's out of fear. Leonardo Leonardo : For far too long, the Quik Stop has been a home for rampant overcharging and poorly educated, rude clerks... Dante Hicks : You don't suppose he's talking about us? Randal Graves : Naw. Leonardo Leonardo : ...with names like Dante and Handal... Randal Graves : It's RANDAL. Jay : Me and Silent Bob would just like to announce that we will officially be hanging out in front of these stores again... officially. [Silent Bob whispers something is Jay's ear] Jay : Oh yeah. Snooch to the noonch. Dante's Father: You give those mole people hell, son. Dante answers the phone] Dante Hicks : Hello? Morpheus: Hello, Neo. Are you ready to find out what the Matrix is? Dante Hicks : No, stop calling. I'm gonna call the cops. Morpheus: Don't hang up. We don't have to talk about the Matrix. We can talk about... stuff. Bands you like, girls we've dated, the Matrix... Major Baklava : Way to go, you beautiful gay bastard. Dante Hicks : Look, there is no virus. You're all just victims of the over-active imagination of a pop-culture junkie loudmouth. Major Baklava : Quentin Tarantino? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dante Hicks : There never was a Motaba virus. It was just a hoax played by an idiot with too much time on his hands. Bomber Pilot: Quentin Tarantino? Leonardo Leonardo : What the devil are those? Randal Graves : Descreeto Burritos. Leonardo Leonardo : Why are they steaming and reeking? Randal Graves : They're the expensive kind. Leonardo Leonardo : I must have them. Randal: Can I ask you a question? If you were Steven Tyler from Aerosmith for one night, and you could pretty much any woman alive, who would you pick? Dante : Oh, Caitlin. Randal: Her? See me, I'd pick Liv Tyler. |
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| Author: | Snrub [ Thu Nov 11, 2004 8:24 pm ] |
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It looks like a big bong!! *dog walks past* Hey that looks like a big bong too!! |
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| Author: | rusty [ Thu Nov 11, 2004 8:25 pm ] |
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Oh my god it's Patrick Swayze! What are you doing here working at a local pet store? I'm rehearsing... for a role... I play a pet store clerk. |
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| Author: | Snrub [ Thu Nov 11, 2004 8:32 pm ] |
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I think this deserves it's own thread... well, too late now! "Welcome to quicker stop, the home of both convenience and quality only... quicker. Plus a selection of high-end adult magazines... While you're here, shop in our bestseller department complete with it's own coffee bar, or drop by our music shop - also with it's own coffee bar... Or perhaps you'd rather visit our international coffee bar, complete with it's own little book department, which has it's own super-teeny-tiny coffee bar inside. And a selection of tiny adult magazines..." |
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| Author: | Anonymous [ Thu Nov 11, 2004 8:34 pm ] |
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Bunch of savages in this town... |
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| Author: | Erendis [ Fri Nov 12, 2004 10:07 am ] |
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Now that the election is over and the Democrats have faded into the undergound waiting to fight another day (hopefully in the near future), there aren't enough politics topics to merit its own forum. Instead, you should create a separate forum for all the spammy What's Your Favorite and Tell Me Your Life Story threads. :? |
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| Author: | TheMackDab [ Fri Nov 12, 2004 1:42 pm ] |
| Post subject: | I'm all for it |
I've been trying to talk kj into throwing a current events and politcs forum up as I think it would be a great addition to the forums. I love discussing politics and current events, and although that appears to definately be going on here in the water cooler, I think that serious political and current event discussion belongs in it's own seperate forum. The water cooler could then continue to be used for lighter current event discussions. Just because the election is over doesn't mean there aren't tons of topics to talk about or that there would be insufficient interest in such a forum. To the contrary, I think the forum would definately get enough traffic to support itself. |
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| Author: | lovemerox [ Fri Nov 12, 2004 6:32 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: I'm all for it |
TheMackDab wrote: I've been trying to talk kj into throwing a current events and politcs forum up as I think it would be a great addition to the forums. I love discussing politics and current events, and although that appears to definately be going on here in the water cooler, I think that serious political and current event discussion belongs in it's own seperate forum. The water cooler could then continue to be used for lighter current event discussions. Just because the election is over doesn't mean there aren't tons of topics to talk about or that there would be insufficient interest in such a forum. To the contrary, I think the forum would definately get enough traffic to support itself. We had a politics forum before, and it didnt do so well. |
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