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Algren
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 Re: Oral Sex Thread Don't touch the balls. Tickles and giggles ensue.
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batnanna
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Re: Oral Sex Thread Algren wrote: Don't touch the balls. Tickles and giggles ensue. OMG, that reminds me of something extremely hilarious. _________________
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Chippy
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Re: Oral Sex Thread Eh. It depends on the timing. It can feel pretty good.
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Algren
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Re: Oral Sex Thread In pornos, the woman puts the balls in the mouth. I can't imagine how any man could stand that.
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batnanna
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Re: Oral Sex Thread FILMO wrote: Somebody here ever tried it with a vacuum cleaner? At work, we have a carpet cleaning machine that is mounted to a truck, it's a really powerful vacuum. So far two guys have accidently gotten the hose stuck on their crotch. One came tumbling down the stairs with the hose suctioned to his crotch, and then couldn't get it off. It was one of the funniest things I've seen. _________________
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Algren
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Re: Oral Sex Thread Batnanna wrote: FILMO wrote: Somebody here ever tried it with a vacuum cleaner? At work, we have a carpet cleaning machine that is mounted to a truck, it's a really powerful vacuum. So far two guys have accidently gotten the hose stuck on their crotch. One came tumbling down the stairs with the hose suctioned to his crotch, and then couldn't get it off. It was one of the funniest things I've seen.  _________________STOP UIGHUR GENOCIDE IN XINJIANG
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Chippy
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Re: Oral Sex Thread Algren wrote: In pornos, the woman puts the balls in the mouth. I can't imagine how any man could stand that. Don't knock it till you try it. Not that I have. _________________trixster wrote: shut the fuck up zwackerm, you're out of your fucking element trixster wrote: chippy is correct
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batnanna
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Re: Oral Sex Thread It's just one of those things, you'd help but for one, you don't know what to do. And two, you can't function because you're laughing so hard you're crying. The guy already had big eyes, they were freaking huge that day. Such a priceless look. He kept yelling, I can't get it off! It's sucking my penis in it! And the owners of the house we're upstairs the entire time.
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Mau
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Re: Oral Sex Thread Batnanna wrote: It's just one of those things, you'd help but for one, you don't know what to do. And two, you can't function because you're laughing so hard you're crying. The guy already had big eyes, they were freaking huge that day. Such a priceless look. He kept yelling, I can't get it off! It's sucking my penis in it! And the owners of the house we're upstairs the entire time. I wish somthing this hilarious would happen in my life. _________________
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batnanna
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Re: Oral Sex Thread Mau wrote:
I wish somthing this hilarious would happen in my life.
I was cleaning the inside of a cabinet and got stuck in it. Apparently boobs only smash down one way. That was also at work, my co-workers all took pictures and laughed hysterically for 5 minutes and didn't help at all! _________________
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Algren
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Re: Oral Sex Thread Batnanna wrote: I was cleaning the inside of a cabinet and got stuck in it. Is that a euphemism?  _________________STOP UIGHUR GENOCIDE IN XINJIANG
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publicenemy#1
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Re: Oral Sex Thread dirty talk during sex, yay or nay?
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Dr. Lecter
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Re: Oral Sex Thread David wrote: Or one where Arthur tells us how he earned his red wings. Fucking never. _________________The greatest thing on earth is to love and to be loved in return!
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Dr. Lecter
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Re: Oral Sex Thread publicenemy#1 wrote: dirty talk during sex, yay or nay? Depends _________________The greatest thing on earth is to love and to be loved in return!
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David
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Re: Oral Sex Thread Dr. Lecter wrote: David wrote: Or one where Arthur tells us how he earned his red wings. Fucking never.  _________________   1. The Lost City of Z - 2. A Cure for Wellness - 3. Phantom Thread - 4. T2 Trainspotting - 5. Detroit - 6. Good Time - 7. The Beguiled - 8. The Florida Project - 9. Logan and 10. Molly's Game
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Algren
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Re: Oral Sex Thread publicenemy#1 wrote: dirty talk during sex, yay or nay? yay, but it depends. No corny shit. _________________STOP UIGHUR GENOCIDE IN XINJIANG
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Chippy
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Re: Oral Sex Thread Agreed.
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Mau
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Re: Oral Sex Thread publicenemy#1 wrote: dirty talk during sex, yay or nay? If it's a slut u dont care about.. YES. Otherwise only if The gurl likes it _________________
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Crux
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Re: Oral Sex Thread I just caught up on this thread and I have no idea where to begin....so I'll just put a Lil Wayne lyric:
Now let me get back to her
She call me Dracula, and I'll vacuum her
Catfish, dat fish, dat cat, tuna
I'll smack it up flip it like a spatula
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Rev
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Re: Oral Sex Thread Rev wrote: Ever had your salad tossed? I hear it's awesome Mau wrote: wtf?
ew no. never. not into that.AT ALL. Really? Never been curious about it? Not giving it lol just receving it
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Excel
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Re: Oral Sex Thread publicenemy#1 wrote: dirty talk during sex, yay or nay? Definite yes _________________Ari Emmanuel wrote: I'd rather marry lindsay Lohan than represent Mel Gibson.
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Re: Oral Sex Thread Excel wrote: publicenemy#1 wrote: dirty talk during sex, yay or nay? Definite yes Agreed _________________
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publicenemy#1
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Re: Oral Sex Thread Coooool, I thought everyone was going to say hell no lol
I agree though, it really depends.
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Excel
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Re: Oral Sex Thread Depends on neighbors proximity. They need to be able to hear.
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Rev
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Re: Oral Sex Thread Never tried talking dirty. It's not in my nature.
Going to see the ex soon. Might give it a try lol
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