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Sex is having intercourse. Oral sex doesnt count.

Those whinning are overrating it. It takes little effort to get laid with people you find attractive. You need to stop giving a fuck about sex, and then you will not care if they say yes or no. You'd be surprised how easy it is for people to say "yes".

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Anybody has a bad oral story?


I do, but I'm not telling them. I have done the Mortal Kombat though

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Do they include three babes and a beach?

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Excel wrote:
Sex is having intercourse. Oral sex doesnt count.



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Oral is sex, yet it doesn't lead to losing your virginity. If you know what I mean.

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Technically the act all has sub genres of cherry popping, they just associate virginity with the main act.

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Julius Pepperwood wrote:
Excel wrote:
Sex is having intercourse. Oral sex doesnt count.



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I love oral sex. Unfortunatley don't get it as much these days (though still plenty of sex) - seems to happen alot when you get married!

The best was an ex-girlfriend who used to occasionally give it give it to me while I was driving - especially on freeways. I must admit I miss that.

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Oral sex is a needed part of foreplay.

Just about every time I have sex, oral is done few at least a few minutes for both sides. It is kind of required to get her loosened up and ready to do. The few times we had the totally off the cuff "just get it in" sex when we were younger, it was just painful her and awkward for me. Oral is needed. My woman gives the best head I've ever gotten, and it still isn't that great. Even if she opens her mouth up all the way, I still get teeth & her jaw gets sore, so it's just kind of like whatever. I haven't finished from head in forever,and tbh usually get a bit less hard during than anything else, including going down.

Like I said, when it comes to oral sex on men, guys who were average, or even better, smaller, have it made. But I think if one is on the bigger end of the spectrum, it is't that much fun. The only reason I still "ask" for it is because I know it turns my bid on.

So, for those of you Magnus's and co. who never get anthying - Sex with someone you love & you're very attracted to = awesome entirely. A few hours can go by and it feels like 20 minutes.

Head = meh. 3 minutes feels like an eternity. I'm just telling myself "ok, it's not that bad, think of something else so the random sharp bites don't totally kill your mood".

IDK if this even counts as oral sex, but what is fun is a hand job with her blowing just on the tip. Doesn't hit, hits the right spots everywhere. But just raw oral sex isn't the best.

Road head is also dangerous. Cant tell you how many near accidents I got into when I was in high school doing that shit.

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Foreplay is the time to be creative. Girls like creative guys, and I like being creative. I enjoy sex, the entire process.

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Excel when you talk about oral sex it seems like you are talking deep throating and that really isnt that pleasurable for the guy, nor can most women ive known do it. I think half way is about perfect and even that can be tough for the woman. Plus agree that its much better when the woman enjoys doing it. Likewise for the guy as cunnilingus is an acquired taste and certainly mood dependant, much like blowjobs are for women.

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The best was an ex-girlfriend who used to occasionally give it give it to me while I was driving - especially on freeways. I must admit I miss that.


I want your life.


For those freeway drives, i'd gladly want my old life back for an hour or so too!! :lol:

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Some tongue action is good.


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I don't want excels life.


Yes you do.

MadGez wrote:
Excel when you talk about oral sex it seems like you are talking deep throating and that really isnt that pleasurable for the guy, nor can most women ive known do it. I think half way is about perfect and even that can be tough for the woman.


I have actually never been deep throated, I have no interest in seeing if her gag reflex exists or not. :lol: But I do know what you mean - it s def better when they focus on the top half, more like the top 1/5th. I find myself getting bored/going numb after like 30 seconds if she trying to more than the first 1/4th.

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Plus agree that its much better when the woman enjoys doing it. Likewise for the guy as cunnilingus is an acquired taste and certainly mood dependant, much like blowjobs are for women.


Agreed. I need to know/like/care about the woman I am performing it on. Hearing her get off will get me very aroused if I like her. if she is just a stranger, it's "meh" and I couldnt get overly into it.

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Magnus wrote:
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The best was an ex-girlfriend who used to occasionally give it give it to me while I was driving - especially on freeways. I must admit I miss that.


I want your life.

You're too lazy for his life

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Foreplay is the time to be creative. Girls like creative guys, and I like being creative. I enjoy sex, the entire process.

+1

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Magnus, just rename this "sex thread"

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Rev wrote:
Darth Indiana Bond wrote:
Foreplay is the time to be creative. Girls like creative guys, and I like being creative. I enjoy sex, the entire process.

+1



This. Unless you're drunk then it's a waste of time.

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How soon will we get an anal sex thread?


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Or one where Arthur tells us how he earned his red wings.

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How soon will we get an anal sex thread?


I wouldn't try it, too dirrty.

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Ever had your salad tossed? I hear it's awesome

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wtf?

ew no. never. not into that.AT ALL.

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This thread is fun.

But yeah, if I'm receiving, tongue is preferred. But I enjoy it nonetheless. Always wanted to try it while driving, never happened.

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Somebody here ever tried it with a vacuum cleaner?

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