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Excel
Superfreak
Joined: Sat Aug 20, 2005 12:54 am Posts: 22198 Location: Places
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Sex is having intercourse. Oral sex doesnt count.
Those whinning are overrating it. It takes little effort to get laid with people you find attractive. You need to stop giving a fuck about sex, and then you will not care if they say yes or no. You'd be surprised how easy it is for people to say "yes".
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Tue Mar 05, 2013 12:47 pm |
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Thegun
On autopilot for the summer
Joined: Thu Oct 21, 2004 10:14 pm Posts: 21889 Location: Walking around somewhere
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Rev wrote: Anybody has a bad oral story? I do, but I'm not telling them. I have done the Mortal Kombat though
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Tue Mar 05, 2013 1:58 pm |
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Mau
100% That Bitch
Joined: Wed Dec 17, 2008 3:42 pm Posts: 16923 Location: Monterrey, Mexico
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Do they include three babes and a beach?
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Tue Mar 05, 2013 2:12 pm |
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Julius Pepperwood
Ex-Cop, Ex-Marine
Joined: Thu Jan 24, 2013 5:47 pm Posts: 370
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Excel wrote: Sex is having intercourse. Oral sex doesnt count.
Hi, Bill Clinton.
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Tue Mar 05, 2013 2:33 pm |
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Dr. Lecter
You must have big rats
Joined: Sat Oct 16, 2004 4:28 pm Posts: 92093 Location: Bonn, Germany
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Oral is sex, yet it doesn't lead to losing your virginity. If you know what I mean.
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Tue Mar 05, 2013 2:33 pm |
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Thegun
On autopilot for the summer
Joined: Thu Oct 21, 2004 10:14 pm Posts: 21889 Location: Walking around somewhere
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Technically the act all has sub genres of cherry popping, they just associate virginity with the main act.
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Tue Mar 05, 2013 2:57 pm |
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Excel
Superfreak
Joined: Sat Aug 20, 2005 12:54 am Posts: 22198 Location: Places
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Julius Pepperwood wrote: Excel wrote: Sex is having intercourse. Oral sex doesnt count.
Hi, Bill Clinton. 
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Tue Mar 05, 2013 4:12 pm |
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MadGez
Dont Mess with the Gez
Joined: Sun Oct 24, 2004 9:54 am Posts: 23336 Location: Melbourne Australia
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I love oral sex. Unfortunatley don't get it as much these days (though still plenty of sex) - seems to happen alot when you get married!
The best was an ex-girlfriend who used to occasionally give it give it to me while I was driving - especially on freeways. I must admit I miss that.
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Tue Mar 05, 2013 4:43 pm |
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Excel
Superfreak
Joined: Sat Aug 20, 2005 12:54 am Posts: 22198 Location: Places
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Oral sex is a needed part of foreplay.
Just about every time I have sex, oral is done few at least a few minutes for both sides. It is kind of required to get her loosened up and ready to do. The few times we had the totally off the cuff "just get it in" sex when we were younger, it was just painful her and awkward for me. Oral is needed. My woman gives the best head I've ever gotten, and it still isn't that great. Even if she opens her mouth up all the way, I still get teeth & her jaw gets sore, so it's just kind of like whatever. I haven't finished from head in forever,and tbh usually get a bit less hard during than anything else, including going down.
Like I said, when it comes to oral sex on men, guys who were average, or even better, smaller, have it made. But I think if one is on the bigger end of the spectrum, it is't that much fun. The only reason I still "ask" for it is because I know it turns my bid on.
So, for those of you Magnus's and co. who never get anthying - Sex with someone you love & you're very attracted to = awesome entirely. A few hours can go by and it feels like 20 minutes.
Head = meh. 3 minutes feels like an eternity. I'm just telling myself "ok, it's not that bad, think of something else so the random sharp bites don't totally kill your mood".
IDK if this even counts as oral sex, but what is fun is a hand job with her blowing just on the tip. Doesn't hit, hits the right spots everywhere. But just raw oral sex isn't the best.
Road head is also dangerous. Cant tell you how many near accidents I got into when I was in high school doing that shit.
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Tue Mar 05, 2013 5:04 pm |
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Darth Indiana Bond
007
Joined: Wed Jul 20, 2005 11:43 pm Posts: 11608 Location: Wouldn't you like to know
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Foreplay is the time to be creative. Girls like creative guys, and I like being creative. I enjoy sex, the entire process.
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Tue Mar 05, 2013 6:10 pm |
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MadGez
Dont Mess with the Gez
Joined: Sun Oct 24, 2004 9:54 am Posts: 23336 Location: Melbourne Australia
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Excel when you talk about oral sex it seems like you are talking deep throating and that really isnt that pleasurable for the guy, nor can most women ive known do it. I think half way is about perfect and even that can be tough for the woman. Plus agree that its much better when the woman enjoys doing it. Likewise for the guy as cunnilingus is an acquired taste and certainly mood dependant, much like blowjobs are for women.
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Tue Mar 05, 2013 6:35 pm |
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MadGez
Dont Mess with the Gez
Joined: Sun Oct 24, 2004 9:54 am Posts: 23336 Location: Melbourne Australia
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Magnus wrote: MadGez wrote: The best was an ex-girlfriend who used to occasionally give it give it to me while I was driving - especially on freeways. I must admit I miss that. I want your life. For those freeway drives, i'd gladly want my old life back for an hour or so too!! 
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Tue Mar 05, 2013 6:36 pm |
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i.hope
Defeats all expectations
Joined: Fri May 26, 2006 5:04 pm Posts: 6665
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Some tongue action is good.
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Tue Mar 05, 2013 6:37 pm |
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Excel
Superfreak
Joined: Sat Aug 20, 2005 12:54 am Posts: 22198 Location: Places
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Magnus wrote: I don't want excels life. Yes you do. MadGez wrote: Excel when you talk about oral sex it seems like you are talking deep throating and that really isnt that pleasurable for the guy, nor can most women ive known do it. I think half way is about perfect and even that can be tough for the woman. I have actually never been deep throated, I have no interest in seeing if her gag reflex exists or not.  But I do know what you mean - it s def better when they focus on the top half, more like the top 1/5th. I find myself getting bored/going numb after like 30 seconds if she trying to more than the first 1/4th. Quote: Plus agree that its much better when the woman enjoys doing it. Likewise for the guy as cunnilingus is an acquired taste and certainly mood dependant, much like blowjobs are for women. Agreed. I need to know/like/care about the woman I am performing it on. Hearing her get off will get me very aroused if I like her. if she is just a stranger, it's "meh" and I couldnt get overly into it.
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Tue Mar 05, 2013 7:09 pm |
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Rev
Romosexual!
Joined: Tue Oct 19, 2004 3:06 am Posts: 32607 Location: the last free city
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Magnus wrote: MadGez wrote: The best was an ex-girlfriend who used to occasionally give it give it to me while I was driving - especially on freeways. I must admit I miss that. I want your life. You're too lazy for his life
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Tue Mar 05, 2013 7:25 pm |
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Rev
Romosexual!
Joined: Tue Oct 19, 2004 3:06 am Posts: 32607 Location: the last free city
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Darth Indiana Bond wrote: Foreplay is the time to be creative. Girls like creative guys, and I like being creative. I enjoy sex, the entire process. +1
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Tue Mar 05, 2013 7:29 pm |
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Dr. Lecter
You must have big rats
Joined: Sat Oct 16, 2004 4:28 pm Posts: 92093 Location: Bonn, Germany
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Magnus, just rename this "sex thread"
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Tue Mar 05, 2013 8:31 pm |
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Mau
100% That Bitch
Joined: Wed Dec 17, 2008 3:42 pm Posts: 16923 Location: Monterrey, Mexico
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Rev wrote: Darth Indiana Bond wrote: Foreplay is the time to be creative. Girls like creative guys, and I like being creative. I enjoy sex, the entire process. +1 This. Unless you're drunk then it's a waste of time.
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Tue Mar 05, 2013 10:26 pm |
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i.hope
Defeats all expectations
Joined: Fri May 26, 2006 5:04 pm Posts: 6665
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How soon will we get an anal sex thread?
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Tue Mar 05, 2013 10:44 pm |
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David
Pure Phase
Joined: Tue Feb 15, 2005 7:33 am Posts: 34865 Location: Maryland
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Or one where Arthur tells us how he earned his red wings.
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Tue Mar 05, 2013 10:48 pm |
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Mau
100% That Bitch
Joined: Wed Dec 17, 2008 3:42 pm Posts: 16923 Location: Monterrey, Mexico
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i.hope wrote: How soon will we get an anal sex thread? I wouldn't try it, too dirrty.
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Tue Mar 05, 2013 10:56 pm |
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Rev
Romosexual!
Joined: Tue Oct 19, 2004 3:06 am Posts: 32607 Location: the last free city
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Ever had your salad tossed? I hear it's awesome
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Tue Mar 05, 2013 11:02 pm |
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Mau
100% That Bitch
Joined: Wed Dec 17, 2008 3:42 pm Posts: 16923 Location: Monterrey, Mexico
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wtf?
ew no. never. not into that.AT ALL.
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Wed Mar 06, 2013 12:02 am |
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Chippy
KJ's Leading Pundit
Joined: Tue Oct 12, 2004 4:45 pm Posts: 63026 Location: Tonight... YOU!
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This thread is fun.
But yeah, if I'm receiving, tongue is preferred. But I enjoy it nonetheless. Always wanted to try it while driving, never happened.
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Wed Mar 06, 2013 12:18 am |
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FILMO
The Original
Joined: Sat Oct 23, 2004 10:19 am Posts: 9808 Location: Suisse
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Somebody here ever tried it with a vacuum cleaner?
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