where is it?

And we begin..............................................................................................

Previously on..


-- Korrgan dated McSteamy throughout season two before nearly being killed by daftme after daftme broke into the lakehouse the two went to in the second season finale for a romantic weekend. McSteamy left to get some wine from the store when daftme broke in, stabbed Korrgan three times and threw her down the stairs. Korrgan crawled into the kitchen, with daftme approaching, following her blood trail with an evil grin on her face. Korrgan hid in the pantry, attacking daftme when she had the chance. With a large rod, Korrgan stabbed it through daftme's leg and through the floor beneath, pinning daftme in the floor. Korrgan walked, using the wall, outside, where she waited for McSteamy to return. daftme was arrested and to the Diamond Grove Mental Institute. The two broke up after that, as Korrgan was mad at him for leaving her alone.

-- Caius moved into KJ Place in 3x01, the third season premiere, and he and Korrgan, recovered from the attack in 2x18, began to date. They two fell in love in a matter of a few episodes, but McSteamy decided, loving Korrgan, he had to win her back. Korrgan finally had to make a choice in the fall finale, 3x13. She chose Caius, much to the public's shock. The choice proved to be an ill decision by the viewing audience, and when the show returned, Korrgan had grew bored of their relationship, and the episode after the Superbowl 'Creepy Lake Murders' special, she broke it off with Caius and had a series-classic reunion with McSteamy in 3x17.

-- Christian, after the suicide of Boxington, Christian's former boyfriend, in the fall finale (3x13), found friendship in harry713, to matatonio's unfortune. The two men grew close, and in one stormy night, with both of them dripping wet, they fucked. Hardcore porn fucked. Unknown to the two lovers, matatonio was watching their sexcapades in his apartment in KJ Place across the courtyard on a screen, having planted hidden cameras all throughout Christian's apartment.

-- Korrgan and Jason (Corpse) began to plot on how Korrgan could keep McSteamy, as their relationship had unfortunately not been the romantic dream either had wanted it to be, as Korrgan was still distant for what happened at the lakehouse in the second season finale, and McSteamy was still a little bitter about Korrgan's relationship with Caius. "I'll get pregnant." Korrgan decides. But McSteamy can't have kids, so they plotted for Jason to be the father. They enlisted the help of their friend matatonio, a top surgeon in K.J., who, at his private practice (with McSteamy, keeping it seekret from his partner), inseminated Korrgan in 3x20. But unknown to all of them, the vial of Jason's sperm was switched with another by an unknown person, gloved hands being all was shown as they were switched.

-- McSteamy and matatonio's private practice was faced with collapse after a lawsuit was brought on to their pratice after a patient died. The lawsuit threatens both of their careers.

-- Jason and Shack's relationship nearly fell apart when Shack cheated on him, but Shack felt terrible and told Jason what had happened. Jason forgave him, and the two began to rebuild their relationship until Shack discovered he was HIV positive. Jason got himself tested and the results came back positive as well. Jason ended things with Shack, but the last few episodes has been open to the two getting back together.

-- In 3x22, Caius returned, wanting Korrgan back. Korrgan couldn't help her feelings and caved into him in the end of the episode, having hawt secks with him.



3x23, daftme and the Bomb 2.0/Do They Ever Learn Anything? (3)
Nurse Gloria Estefan gripped the medicine cart with both hands, pushing it down a hallway of Diamond Grove Mental Institute, stopping at a door. She reached to her belt and pulled her keys from the loop, pushing the key into the lock. With a twist, it opened. She reached to push the door open, revealing nothing but white padded walls. She looked to the bed in the corner, but saw no one. Nurse Estefan looked from right to left, an eyebrow arching. She saw nothing.

Taking a step into the room, she suddenly saw movement from above, Nurse Estefan looking up just as a thin, small woman came swinging down, her feet connecting to Nurse Estefan's chest. She went flying back, letting out a scream, and she crashed into the cart, flipping it over as she and it fell to the ground. Pills and tablets went everywhere across the hallway, Nurse Estefan placing her hands to the floor as she tried to sit up. She was punched back, her nose breaking and blood beginning to pour from it as her head hit into the hard marble of the floor.

She felt something wrapping around her neck, and Nurse Estefan's eyes opened to see the girl standing above her, who began to wrap her straight jacket around Nurse Estefan's neck. Nurse Estefan had a quick thought of, "How did she get it off?" before she suddenly couldn't breathe as the girl pressed her foot to Nurse Estefan's chest and pulled hard on the sleeve of the straight jacket, causing it to grow tight on Nurse Estefan's neck. She reached and gripped it, trying to break free as the girl kept pulling on it hard, Nurse Estefan struggling to breathe as the girl kept it tight, pulling on it with all her might. It wasn't long before Nurse Estefan's arms went limp and fell to the ground, her eyes soon closing. The girl stared down at her for a few moments, smiling, before letting go of the straight jacket and relaxing.

She bent down and took the keys from the floor where they'd been dropped. She looked down both ways of the hall before she suddenly began running. As she reached the end of the hallway, a large blue steel door at the end, she began trying different keys in the lock of the steel door, looking back to see Nurse Estefan's corpse still lying there. Suddenly she found the right key, twisting it hard and opening the door, stepping into another hallway. She looked both ways before turning right and running quietly with her back pressed to the wall. She reached the end and looked right, seeing no one. She turned the corner and, back to the wall, kept moving down the hallway.

She came to a stop outside a doorway that read 'Locker Room', the girl peering through a window in the door. She saw a young nurse inside, a smile breaking on her face as she began to plan her next move. She opened the door quietly and moved towards the young nurse, who was staring at her reflection in the mirror. She suddenly saw the reflection of the escaped mental patient behind her, the young nurse turning, her eyes wide. "daftme?!" was all she could say before she was struck in the face. daftme gripped the girl's hair and jammed her face down, smashing it repeatedly into the floor until she could no longer hear the crunching of her nose and cheek bones breaking.

Moments later, the door to the locker room opened, and daftme stepped out into the hallway, wearing a tight, form-fitting nurse's outfit. She began to move down the hallway, turning the corner and seeing bars at the end. She was near the exit, she knew.. As she reached the prison cell bars, blocking her from the exit, the alarms suddenly began to sound, much to daftme's sudden shock. She could hear approaching security guards, daftme looking back as they neared...


Minutes later, on the second story, a security guard went flying out a glass window, daftme leaping out after him, landing on top of him on the slanted roof on her ass as they both slid down the roof, before falling. The security guard landed first, breaking several bones, daftme landing on top of him, unharmed. She quickly stood as the alarms blared, running. She ran as fast as she could into the parking lot, smashing the window of a car and getting inside, hot wiring it. Slamming her foot into the gas pedal, the car goes speeding back, hitting into another car in the parking lot before daftme quickly puts the car in drive, speeding her way towards the gate of the parking lot. The car crashes into it, causing the gate to swing open with force, daftme laughing hysterically as she speeds off.

Intro songgg.

that was just the intro.....

....6 HOURS LATER

Korrgan's eyes slowly began to open, her vision blurry at first before everything began to come into focus. First she saw the window, with the morning sun coming up. She could see across the courtyard in the middle of KJ Place, the sun rising from the Italian-style roof. An arm was around her, her back to this person, as Korrgan began to turn, a smile on her face as she turned. But her smile soon faded as she saw she was being held by a sleeping Caius. Everything began to flood in her memory. Memories of Caius taking her hand, having this pull on her that lead her into his bedroom, out of her clothes and into his arms.

She pulled herself from his arms, moving to sit up on the bed. She quickly moved from the bed and began to collect her clothes on the floor, pulling them on in a hurry before she suddenly turned to Caius as he moved. Korrgan froze where she stood and watched Caius as he turned over, going fast back to sleep. She let out a sigh of relief and began to move for the door, Korrgan quickly moving through Caius' apartment. She reached the front door and opened it, peering out. She studied the area casually for any signs of movement, and with none, she slipped out onto the balcony, moving quickly across it towards the courtyard stairs. She passed Shack's apartment on the way before reaching the stairs, moving down them quickly. She looped back at the bottom and headed by the pool, moving past a few apartments on the bottom floor. Her apartment with McSteamy was in sight. She was almost at the door!

But Christian ruined everything, when he came from out of his apartment and Korrgan bumped into him, knocking his stuff over. He stared at her a moment before sniffing in the air, Korrgan staring at him.

Christian: "Ooohhhh, I smell a cheating slut. And semen on your stomach."

Korrgan looked at him a moment before smacking him.

Korrgan: "Damn your Filipino-ness!"

Christian: "Filipinos have godly senses, ya know."

She screeched before she noticed everyone coming out from their apartments and getting around her in a circle, everyone pointing at her and screaming,

"Slut! Slut! Slut! Slut! Slut! Slut! Slut! Slut!"

Korrgan gripping her hair in horror as she began to scream.

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Korrgan suddenly woke up, sitting up in the bed, sweat covering her as she breathed harshly. She looked beside her and saw McSteamy next to her, and she began to relax. It was only a dream. No, a nightmare. She hadn't slept with Caius. But she couldn't help but feel she wanted to..

About an hour later, after going through half a pot of fresh coffee, Korrgan walked outside from her and McSteamy's apartment, basking in the first sunlight of the day. She looked over as Christian came out from her apartment, and her heart rose in her chest and she remembered her dream. She stared at him, expecting him to say something, but he only waved at her once with a smile before heading through the courtyard of KJ Place and toward the way out to the parking lot. But before she had the chance to sigh happily, she saw three approaching police officers.

They took her inside her apartment, Korrgan gripping McSteamy's hand on the table as the cops begin to talk. They informed her and McSteamy that daftme has escaped from Diamond Grove, Korrgan letting go of McSteamy's hand.

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With his closet door open, Christian shoves and shoves to get a corpse of the seventeen year old male cheerleader from West K.J.verly Hills High School into it, finally managing to when the hawtie's legs snap in half, Christian slamming the door shut. Christian turns around, and screams loud as matatonio stands there, four inches away from him.

Christian: "What did you see?!"

matatonio: "What? Nothing, I just got here."

Christian relaxed.

matatonio: "Christian, I need you. I love you. Take me back!"

matatonio falls to his knees and wraps his arms around Christian's legs, hugging tight.

matatonio: "I will pleasure you with my mouth."

harry713: "Wait one second motherfucker!"

harry713 crawls out from under the bed and, standing up quickly, smacks the Mexican, Christian gasping out as he's hit.

harry713: "Shit, sorry baby, I meant to hit matatonio."

matatonio: "NOT MY CHRISTIAN!"

matatonio tackles harry713 and the two begin to catfight, pulling each other's clothes off in strategic pieces that reveal just enough skin before they roll into the master bath and into the shower, their bodies getting wet and glistening as they continue to fight, Christian jerking his manness all along.

The fighting turns into kissing, harry713 and matty going at it before Christian joins them, the three of them having a hawt, passionate fuckfest.

......

damn bitch is crazy

Gloria Estefan for Guest Actress in a Drama!

Just like Christian. Did he write that himself?

lol......

NO!

Haha

I still get the feeling I'm getting killed off... yay!

FIRST MAIN CHARACTER KILLED...........

...Jason: "POKEMON. Gotta catch 'em aaalllllllll."

Holding his Nintendo DS, Jason jammed out hard to Pokemon Platinum. Wearing a see-through black shirt showing off his nipples rings, bracelets covering his wrist scars from his suicide attempt last week, and a short mini skirt with fishnet stockings, Jason looks up from his Nintendo DS to see the same car in the KJ Place parking lot he's seen every day for the last week. He finally works up the courage to go over, closing his Nintendo DS and sticking it in his mini skirt's pocket.

He wanders over and very casually moves closer and closer to the car. The man inside suddenly looks over at the sign of movement, but sees nothing. He narrows his eyes and glares around a moment, before shrugging. He looks back forward and screams wildly as he sees Jason on the hood, staring at him.

Weird Guy: "Motherfuck get off my car!"

Jason slides off, leaving emo behind.

Jason: "What are you doing here?!"

Weird Guy: "I'm doing my motherfucking job. Fuck off!"

The weird guy (played by Libs) flips Jason off, Jason hiking his skirt and running away, back into KJ Place's courtyard. He looks back and sees the weird guy speeding away in his car, leaving the parking lot.

Jason: "Who is that guy..?"

Jason turns back and runs upstairs and across the terrace to Shack's apartment, opening the door.

All the lights are off and everything seems very scary, Jason looking around for The Grudge chick as he slowly moves through the apartment. He spots Shack on the couch, with three guns and sixteen knives on the coffee table infront of him.

Jason: "What's wrong, Shacky-poo?"

Shack looks up, tears streaming down his face.

Shack: "I'm just so sad about having HIV, and spreading it to you."

Jason frowns and sits next to him, hugging him. They both begin to sob while holding each other.

Jason: "But now we can be like Rent. "Yay, I got AIDS and you got AIDS too! Let's fuck!""

Shack holds Jason closer, sobbing harder.

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Korrgan slams a flier into Christian's door, a picture of daftme and a warning that the betch is back. Christian's door flies open and Christian reads the flier, then looks at Korrgan.

Christian: "The betch is back?!"

Korrgan: "The betch is back!"

Christian: "The betch is BACK?!"

Korrgan slaps him. Korrgan then begins to run off, going to spread more of the fliers around KJ Place to warn everyone of daftme's escape. Christian, rubbing his cheek, suddenly hears a "Psst!", Christian looking around a bit before noticing McSteamy at his and Korrgan's apartment, motioning for Christian to come to him. Christian goes running to McSteamy's apartment, walking in as McSteamy shuts and locks the door.

Christian: "I always knew you were gay and wanted some cock."

McSteamy: "WHAT?! No, you stupid homo!"

Christian begins to unzip his pants before he stop, staring at McSteamy.

Christian: "Then what?"

McSteamy: "I need you help."

He reaches into his pocket and pulls out an engagement ring, showing it to Christian.

Christian: "It's beautiful, McSteamy. But gay marriage isn't legal in our state."

Christian goes to try it on his ring finger.

Christian: "It doesn't fit, but I say yes!!!"

He pulls McSteamy into a hug, McSteamy fighting him off.

McSteamy: "No, I want to ask Korrgan to marry me!"

Christian: "Oh. Straight marriage. How boring."

They both eyeroll.

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Mid-day, Korrgan looking out across the courtyard of KJ Place. Standing on the second floor terrace, holding onto the rail as she looks down, watching harry713 and some others swimming in the pool in the middle of the courtyard. She moves one hand to her somach, pressing her palm to it. She couldn't help but smile, thinking of the baby growing inside of her and how it'll keep her and McSteamy together. Suddenly arms wrapped around her, Korrgan smiling.

Korrgan: "McSteamy.."

She turns, smiling. Her smile soon fading when she sees it's not McSteamy, it's Caius. He leans in to kiss her, Korrgan putting a hand to his cheek and trying to push him off. Caius struggles with her, wanting to kiss her, but he soon recoils. Korrgan looks around very sporadically, then quickly pops Caius in the face with her hand.

Korrgan: "You fucking asshole, what if someone saw us?!"

She continues to look around, Caius only laughing a little.

Caius: "Come with me, Korrgan. I've got a hotel room down the street. Come with me, I need you, I want you."

Korrgan stares him, looking a bit defeated, staring into his eyes. She looks back around to make sure no one is near, and then she reaches down to take Caius' hand. He smiles and leads her away..

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Meanwhile, downstairs, Jason wanders through the courtyard and out into the parking lot. In fact, he's skipping. His skirt rising up with each leap to show his pink panties underneath.

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A cheap motel door flings open, Korrgan Caius entering the hotel room, kissing. Caius slams the door behind him and then leads Korrgan to the bed, pushing her back on it. He climbs ontop of her.

Caius rips Korrgan's shirt, the buttons of her blouse going flying. He pulls it down her arms, letting it fall to the floor. He kisses her chest, kissing down it between her breasts, reaching behind her to undo her bra.

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Jason continues to skip through the parking lot, singing along to his iPod.

Jason: "I'mmmm a Barbie ggiiirrrrlll, in the Barbie wooorrrlllldddd."

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Caius pulls Korrgan into his strong arms, the two kissing passionately. They move to the bed and Caius falls on it on his back, Korrgan's hands reaching rubbing down his ripped stomach, before leaning to kiss him.

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Jason: "Undress me everywhere.."

He moves his body along to the song as he skips/

Jason: "Imagination, LYFE is your creation!"

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Caius lets out a moan as Korrgan presses her hands to his sweaty chest, the two thrusting in the throes of passion.

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Jason, in his manliest voice: "Come on Barbie, let's go party!"

He comes to a sudden stop as he sees a small little kitten in the road, his eyes widening.

Jason: "Kitty kat, come hurr!"

He runs over to it and reaches down to pick up the kitty, holding it close to his chest as he pets it, looking down at it with a smile.

Jason: "Kitty kat, I'm gonna name you--"

Before Jason can finish, he's struck by a car, his legs snapping as they break from the impact, his chest hitting into the hood before beginning to roll up it. Jason screams out in pain as he cracks the windshield but doesn't break it, Jason flying up over the car and rolling across. His palm comes down into the top of the car and his arm snaps in two, the bone poking out of his skin as he continues to roll across the car before he goes flying off the back. He slams down into the ground, dead, the cat landing on its feet and running away.

The car continues moving through the parking lot before going into the woods next to it, driving away from KJ Place's parking lot, before coming to a complete stop, hidden from view. The car door flies open, a high heel stepping out and digging into the dirt as the driver gets out of the car.

daftme: "I'm baaaccckkkk.".................

Shack is dreadfully miscast. He should be fired immediately.

Nooooooo. The kitty cat survived, but I didn't??

Jason. A tragic end for a hilarious character.

Jason slides off, leaving emo behind

Why are you reading this? Haha.

Haha I'm such a jerk to Korrgan.

Emo did.

This is awesome.

This is beyond awesome....

I like mine and Shack's Romeo + Julietesque tweaked final moment

lol!... Jason becomes corpse!.. brilliant!.

So shack was the necrophiliac after all?

YAY JASON'S ALIVE!!! Hahahah. This is crazy shit.

Dun dun dunnnnnn