4x08, Not a Bottom
Original Air-date, 10/12/2009

Starring McSteamy, Korrgan, Christian, Corpse, matatonio and harry713 as harry
Guest Starring daftme, John Savage, Sarah Palin, Mr. X, Cabuche
Special Guest Star Kelly Rowland & kevinsky

Written by Korrgan & McSteamy
Directed by Jayden James Federline


"I love you, Korrgan."

Korrgan stares into the mirror as she sits before the vanity, a beautiful comb in her hand. She pulls it through her dark black hair, looking down...

"I can't wait to be married to you.."

She turns to look behind her, a close-up of her face. She stands from the stool in front of the vanity, and she takes a step forward... and then finds herself trapped behind the mirror. She presses her hands to it, confused... and then she stares out from the mirror.

McSteamy and daftme beneath the covers, daftme turning her head and moaning harshly as McSteamy thrusts. Sweat beads on their bodies. daftme opens her eyes, a close-up of her face, and she smiles. Korrgan stares back, both of her hands pressed to the mirror as she is trapped inside. A close-up as a tear comes out of her right eye and slowly travels down her cheek.



McSteamy - Everyone is out on the roof of KJ Place, by the large, amazing pool. arctic cannonballs into the deep end, "Ericka" lying out and screaming out as water splashes on her. Christian and matty are sitting at the other end of the pool, far from and ignoring arctic, since that twink was the twink that Christian caught harry fucking. McSteamy and Korrgan approach them, holding hands. "We've an announcement, everyone!" McSteamy says. As everyone gathers, Korrgan holds out her hand to show them her engagement ring. Everyone goes gaga (mumamama), and Ericka decides to throw an engagement party for the couple at her apartment tonight. Later, at McSteamy/matatonio, as McSteamy and matatonio are performing a routine breast enlargement, McSteamy says how he thinks the marriage plans will take Korrgan's mind off losing their baby, and she'll return to how she used to be. If not, he'll commit her to a mental institute. matatonio jokes that every woman McSteamy loves goes crazy..

Christian - At work, he has an awkward meeting with Mr. X to discuss "From Homeless to Homolicious!", neither mentioning their awkward love-making session before Christian's freakout the day before. Mr. X says he trusts Christian to oversee the project. Christian smiles and nods, and then hears, "Christian!" he turns his head towards the sound of the noise, but sees nothing. He looks back to Mr. X, but he sees kevinsky sitting there. Christian freaks out, standing and knocking the chair over. As Mr. X stands, Christian looks back and sees nothing.. Christian excuses himself, and he calls up the only person he knows that can help (with prescription drugs); harry. But harry doesn't answer his cell...

harry - "Let me answer my cell, guys!" harry begs, but the police take it, and his other possessions, away. They throw him into a prison cell, harry gripping the bars. "But I'll let you fuck me! Ppplleeasseee let me out!" Suddenly, harry feels a hand on his shoulder. harry looks around, and sees a large biker bear standing there. "I'll fuck your ass." harry pauses a moment, thinking it over... "I'm not a bottom, sorry." He looks around and spots a young, but pretty looking guy. "But I'll fuck you." He sits by the guy, and learns his name is Cabuche. The jail cell door opens suddenly, and in pile a bunch of beautiful 25-years-old or so men. "I love this place!" harry says before he begins to thrust in and out of Cabuche's anal cavity, everyone in the cell beginning to have a wild orgy. harry looks over, and sees one of the cops has stuck his cock through the cells and he begins to suck it as he pounds Cabuche.

Corpse - Later that night, Ericka opens her apartment door and welcomes in Korrgan and McSteamy. Turns out, Ericka sort of invited more people than needed for a intimate engagement dinner, Korrgan and McSteamy staring around the rave as people dance. Ericka runs into the kitchen for more stuff, and when she opens the fridge, a flashback..

Jason opens the fridge, finding Uncle Stefan inside. "Hey baby boy, come to your Uncle Stefan."

Ericka falls to the floor, her body morphing from that of a hawt black chick's to that of a skinny white boy. Jason stands and runs away screaming.

Korrgan - Korrgan walks into the bathroom of Corpse's apartment, and locks herself in. She moves to the mirror, hand on the bridge of her nose as she has a throbbing headache from the loud music, and she stares into the mirror... daftme staring back. She turns on the sink and bends down, splashing water on herself. It's then she feels it... Something in the pit of her stomach. She looks up to the mirror, seeing Korrgan. And then she falls over. Passed out. But her eyes open wide, and she takes in a deep breath. It's then she realizes... she's herself. She's not possessed by daftme. "It's me..." she smiles, and stands, hands feeling around her body. "It's really me!" she says, but her smile fades.. she can feel something changing. She falls into the bathroom door and she opens it, falling into matatonio's arms. He catches her as she falls, and Korrgan stares up at him, "matty, tell McSteamy th-" And then everything changes.

Korrgan stands up and throws matatonio's arms off her.

"Tell him nothing."

She walks down the hallway, leaving matatonio with a worried face, a close-up of her angry face before the screen goes black.

I¿ll be yur papa-paparazzi

OMFGGG

Transformes comes out tomorrow and none of my friends wants to see it......

This is so amazing I had to post it here...

The original script for the two hour episode of last week just leaked!

Part 2!!!

LOL! u guys come up with the craziest shit.

lolol

I know, wait for the remaining episodes!, they're the crziest ones yet

I just love the high pitch/chipmunk remixes on youtube, the good quality ones that is A few favorites I found tonight:





I'll stop for tonight.

lol, it's my first week off the school and I'm getting booooored....

I hateee this weather!!!!!

for 10 minutes there's the sun, then it starts to rain five minutes and it stops and there's the sun again..

LOL

4x09, (I Can't Get No) Tacos
Original Air-date, 10/19/2009

Starring McSteamy, Korrgan, Christian, Corpse, matatonio and harry713 as harry
Guest Starring daftme, Mr. X, Cabuche, Ross Torrino, yoshue
Special Guest Star Kelly Rowland, kevinsky and Jon Gosselin

Written by Korrgan & McSteamy
Directed by A. Biscuit


"Christian, what are you doing?"

Christian looks up from his notes, looking to Mr. X. He looks around at his surroundings, suddenly remembering where they are. An office space in Gaymount Studios, doing try-outs for "From Homeless to Homolicious!" He looks at the line of homeless men, then looks down at the sheet to see who is next; Torrino, R.. Ross steps up and looks at them.

"I was told there would be a free shower and tacos? I'm really hungry." the homeless man goes. Mr X informs him, "No tacos." The X-Man looks at Christian, then back to Anne Frank's grandchild. "What do you think? He looks a little ew for my tastes. I wouldn't allow him to throw me over a desk and penetrate my body, because that's not something I let every guy I meet do.." Mr. X looks over to Christian, expecting a response. But nothing, Mr. X looking a bit disappointed. "..but I think he'd be perfect for the show." Mr. X looks to Christian, waiting for a response.

Christian looks ahead, awe struck. He stares forward, to kevinsky, who walks towards him, Christian looking more and more shocked as he nears. He shuts his eyes tight, trying to will the craziness from him. "Christian, will he do? ..Christian?" But Christian doesn't reply to Mr. X, his eyes shut tight. "Christian?!" Mr. X says loudly, Christian responding quickly, "Yes, him. Perfect!" Christian pokes one eye open, and everything seems normal, and he begins to relax.

"Tacos?" Ross Torrino asks again.



matatonio - Worried about Korrgan, he tells McSteamy about what happened with Korrgan at "Ericka"'s party while they perform a surgery together at McSteamy/matatonio. Later, he tries to call Christian, but only gets his voice mail. matty sighs, feeling ignored and unloved. "Maybe I should go back to women." He then sits down and starts reading Twilight.

harry - harry has been enjoying himself while in jail, and at first doesn't care that he can't afford the $50,000 bail because he's having such fun, but when he bores of Cabuche's anal cavity, he sees a kyoot officer and approaches him. "Hey, wanna suck my dick?' The officer, Pvt. yoshue, says he isn't gay, and then he knocks harry out with his rod. Not his penis. When harry wakes up, he decides it's time to get the fuck out, and so he calls.. McSteamy?

McSteamy - He receives the call and goes to meet with harry in jail, but instead of talking about getting harry off (no, not that way), he begins to talk about how strange Korrgan has been acting. She cooks things she never use to, she has began to smoke, and her dick sucking abilities aren't as great as they used to be. "Sounds like daftme." harry says. McSteamy agrees, saying it's weird. "Well, what are you in for, anyway?" McSteamy asks. "Oh, I sort of.. sold drugs in your practice." harry replies. McSteamy slaps him with his cock and says he has to get his own self out.

Korrgan - She, daftme, is wondering how Korrgan managed to take control of her, even if it was only momentarily before she, daftme, took back control. But how? She stands from the couch, where she had been enjoying coffee, and she walks to a nearby mirror. The suite apartment having many, many mirrors in it. She stares into it, at herself. Seeing herself in the mirror. "Come on, betch. Do somethin'." She smiles as nothing occurs, rolling her eyes. "That's what I thought." She turns and begins walking, when a headache suddenly hits her, Korrgan falling to her knees, grabbing her head as she screams. "Hey, betch." she hears, looking to a mirror. She sees Korrgan inside of it for only a moment before the mirror explodes, making her scream. In another mirror, Korrgan appears, the mirror exploding right after a chorus of "Hey!" and daftme looking at it. She appears in a mirror wall, looking to the daftme-possessed her. "You betch!" and the mirror explodes. Korrgan lies in a ball, covering her head, screaming as the mirrors continue to explode until finally, there are no more. Shattered glass lies all over the floor of the apartment, but Korrgan stands up in the center of it. She smirks. "Out of mirrors, you fu--" she quits, and she gasps out. The shattered remains of the mirrors begin to move up, slowly forming the figure of a human being, one that is rising from the floor as if the glass remains were water, until Korrgan is visible. Korrgan moves and punches her first into the daftme-possessed Korrgan, who screams as the fist explodes against her face like glass, blood flying.

Suddenly, Korrgan wakes up on the couch. She looks around, all the mirrors in tact. She hears the front door opening, McSteamy walking through. She stands and moves to hug him, McSteamy holding her tight. Unknown to the daftme-possessed Korrgan, the reflection of her back is shown in a mirror, with 'Help me' forming on the skin of her upper back from the inside.

Corpse - Ericka is absolutely loving being a woman, but at certain times, something happens to her. She passes out and awakens as a weaker, less sure of himself boy; his real personality, Jason. But he always wants to be Ericka, his vision of his absolute perfectness.

Ericka throws yet another party in her apartment, as she wants another big dick in her pussy. Across the apartment, her eyes meet this guy, and he smiles at her. He approaches her, and the two really hit it off. "I'm Ericka, by the way. What's your name?" He smiles, "I'm Jon. Jon Gosselin." They both smile at one another. And then have hawt sex in Ericka's pussy in the bathroom.

Christian - While on the set of the pilot episode of "From Homeless to Homolicious!", Christian and Mr. X watch as Kelly Rowland, the host, talks into the camera outside of a salon. "Come on inside," she says, "let's see what they're doing!" As the scene comes to an end, the crew prepare to set up inside, to film Ross Torrino's transformation from fugly homeless person who's only been bathing out of gas station sinks for the last three years, into as-kyoot-as-he-can-possibly-be. Inside the salon, as they film Ross being criticized on his current wardrobe and appearance, Christian begins to hear voices, many at the same time. He can hear noting else, and he looks around . Suddenly everything stops, and he looks to his right, kevinsky sitting in Mr. X's chair. "Hello, Christian." he goes, Christian's eyes widening. "You're not real, you can't possible be, I.. I.." but kevinsky finishes for Christian, "You killed me?" Christian's eyes well up. "I didn't mean to. I really didn't. I was a different person then. I'm so sorry." Christian says while tearing up throughout.

"It's okay.. I forgive you." kevinsky says, smiling. "Christi--" and Christian's vision goes white... and when he comes back, Mr. X is standing there. "Are you okay..?" Christian nods, and they go back to filming a new scene, of Ross Torrino's hair being dyed platinum blond. Later that night, as they let a homolicious Ross Torrino loose in a nightclub, after filming a nurse administrating a douche in his anal cavity to clean it out, they, using the thirteen cameras placed around the club, film Ross Torrino as, for the first time in his lifetime, he is penetrated. "Job well done, Christian. That's a wrap, betches!" Mr. X announces, the crew celebrating.

Christian heads back home to his amazing apartment in KJ Place, staring out through a glass wall and staring at the amazing view of West K.J., staring at the ocean. He suddenly sees kevinsky's reflection in the mirror next to him, Christian turning to look at him. "kevinsky... you need to go away. I need someone real. I need.." he looks down, thinking between the two of them... "..matatonio. Because what can happen between the two of us is real." kevinsky just smiles.

"Touch me, Christian.. I'm real."

Christian reaches out.. placing his hand against kevinsky's cheek tenderly. Christian's mouth opens and he gasps lightly, and then he pulls kevinsky into a kiss. The camera is suddenly outside of the glass wall, and it pulls away from KJ Place as Christian and kevinsky passionately kiss.

Might help if I knew who Jon was..

LOL WTF

He's of part-Asian descent. That's all you need to know, lol.

Chris Crocker is actually pretty cute at times.

I'll do another write-up hopefully by this Friday, once I clear stuff for work. Argh.

This was gooood. Synopses are fine, you can save the detailed ones for the "buzz-worthy" ones you guys have cooked up.

I still dont get the Jason/Ericka storyline.....

OH MYYY....